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AN: Thanx to those of you who reviewed, it's much appreciated. To those who didn't please do. Also I would like to ask for some pointers and advice on if the story line is or is getting to confusing (in later chapters).

Draco POV

"Malfoy, you are late." Voldemort said.

"I was escaping from a near encounter with a baboon, my Lord." 'Stupid Pansy.'

"Please Draco call me father." 'What the hell!'

"Okay…father." Draco said weakly.

All the Death Eater's were stunned to see Lord Voldemort not cursing anyone to death….yet.

"Er…father?" 'This is soo weird.'

"Yes Draco?" 'How do I put this without getting cursed?'

"Why am I calling you father?" 'Wow, he doesn't seem annoyed…yet'

"Why Draco, didn't your parents tell you?"

Narcissa chose this moment to create some drama (after all her muggle name is Paris Hilton.) She fell onto her knees and began begging for forgiveness.

"Please my Lord, we were just about to!"

"No, no, it's all right." 'Okay….what happened to the real Dark Lord?'

"PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!" Draco doesn't like secrets.

"Why Draco, you are at your engagement party." Exclaimed Voldemort. 'What the fucking hell?'

"It's not Pansy is it?" Draco asked with a tremor of fear in his voice. Please no…'

"Of course not." 'Thank god…or should it be….Thank devil?...'

"Who then father?" 'Someone hot I hope.'

"My daughter of course!" Lord Voldemort said happily.

The Death Eaters all died….just kidding….But they were shoked.

VOLDEMORT HAD A DAUGHTER? Was about what was going through all their heads.

"If this is an engagement party, then where is she?" Draco questioned.

"She…ahhh….isn't available." 'Lord Voldemort is hiding something.'

"Okay father."

Death Eaters dismissed.

As soon as the Malfoy's got back to their manor, Pansy latched onto Draco like a limpet (…or worse, a leech!)

"Oh Drakie, I love you so much. Will you marry me?" 'Ewww…no!'

"No!" Draco yelled.

"Yes you will!" Pansy was crazy.

Draco looked to his parents for support, but they were rolling around on the floor laughing. 'You just can't get good help these days.'

"Umm, no I won't. Pansy, I'm engaged to someone else." 'Hehehehehe.'

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!" Pansy reacted very badly to that statement. (She ran up to the roof and jumped off ending up in the suicidal ward at St Mungo's).

"Oh and Draco." His mother said as she picked herself up from the floor

"Yes Mother?"

"We're moving house today."

"WHAT!" 'Why didn't they tell me before?'

"Go pack your stuff." Lucius called from the rug.

'Why do they only ever tell me five minutes before we leave. IT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS SUMMER!'

Hermione POV

As Hermione sat in front of the TV, she heard the familiar CRACK of apparation. 'Oh, that'll be the new family. I'll go say hello.'

Hermione walked up the driveway of her new neighbours wondering if she knew them. When she reached the door she knocked and held her breath.

"Hello, you must be our new neighbour." 'Why does this lady look familiar?'

"Umm, yeah." 'Nice introduction!'

"I'm Narcissa Malfoy and you are?" 'MALFOY!'

"Euhh, Hermione Granger…" 'Maybe there is more then one Malfoy family….right?'

Just then Draco appeared at his mother's shoulder. He took one look at Hermione and glared.

"What are you doing here Mudblood?" 'Arrogant prick.'

"Mind your language. Draco, Hermione is our new next door neighbour." Narcissa smiled.

"I'll leave you two to talk." 'NOO! Don't leave me with ferret head!'

Draco POV

Within a few minutes Draco walked back into his kitchen glowering. Instead of his usual platinum blonde hair he was sporting a new hairstyle. It was red and gold with a 'G' shaved into the back. He was slightly pleased though as Hermione now had green and silver hair. But try as he might, he just could not get rid of his haircut.

"Stupid mudblood, who does she think she is? Hexing me…"

"So Drakie Wakie, did you have fun talking to our new neighbour?" Narcissa asked, smiling sweetly.

"No!" Draco growled 'Bloody know-it-all Granger'

"Not to worry. By the way, your father and I are leaving to go to France tonight. Right after we've had diner with the Granger's." Smile, smile.

"Can I come?" 'Wait a minute…diner!' "WE'RE GOING TO squeak DINER WITH THE MUDBLOOD!"

"Mind your language Drakie Wakie." 'Fucking mudblood'

"Fine… Am I staying at the house while you go to France?" 'Yes, home alone, and the night before Hogwarts as well!'

"Oh no, of course not. You're staying with the Grangers over night and then you'll go to the train with them tomorrow." 'Did she say what I think she did?'

"WHAT! I AM NOT squeak STAYING AT THE FUCKING MUDBLOOD'S OVER NIGHT. ARE YOU MAD!"

"Calm down dahling, it's only for one night." 'Granger is soo DEAD!'

"Whose idea was this anyway?" Draco asked through gritted teeth.

"Your fathers." 'FUCKING PSYCOTIC MORON!'

Draco glared at his mother for awhile then left the room sing under his breath "I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you."

Hermione POV

"MUM!" Hermione yelled. "Did you see who just moved in next door!"

"Yes, I have 'Mione." Her mother said looking up from her magazine. "Nice hair."

"It is not nice! The Malfoy's have moved in next door! DRACO is my worst enemy! WE HATE EACH OTHER!"

"That's a pity." 'Ehh?'

"Why?" Hermione looked puzzled.

"We're going to dinner with them tonight." 'I'm waiting for the 'April Fool'.'

"WHAT?" 'Why can't it be April 1st ? WHY?'

"Yes, we're going to the Rose Restaurant. Oh and Draco's parents are going to France so Draco is staying at our house tonight, then we'll take him to the station tomorrow."

'This is not happening.'

AN:I took some peoples advice and there aren't too many authors notes in this chapter. Hope you liked it