A/N: So basically this is the AF characters saying all the things that flamers say or want to say about extremely good fics. None of the opinions are mine. In fact, all the authors mentioned I really really like.
Disclaimer: This chapter belongs mainly to Eoin Colfer and Ozumas Girl. I own the plot and thats all.
Ozumas Girl: Falls into court room Um...where am I?
Foaly: Case one, Ozumas Girl vs. the LEP and its associates. Ozumas Girl, you are being charged with falsifying data, fraud, and pedofile. How do you plead?
Ozumas Girl: What? Not guilty!
Foaly: Oh really? Bring in exhibit A!
Giant Computer screen appears
Foaly: Exhibit A. Your story "A Centaur Can Love Too Ya Know". You falsely state many times in this that a certain Artemis Fowl II and I are intimately involved!
Ozumas Girl: That's not fair!
Foaly: Exactly! I am not gay!
Ozumas Girl: No, I mean its not fair I being tried for this. Where's my lawyer?
Mulch: Appears suddenly My client is innocent!
Ozumas Girl: Where's the jury?
Butler, Holly, Artemis, Juliet, Root, and Count Olaf appear in the Jury stands.
Juliet: To Count Olaf What are you doing here?
Holly: Is this a cross over?
Foaly: No.
Count Olaf: Disappears.
Foaly: Satisfied?
Ozumas Girl: No.
Foaly: Too bad! Exhibit B. Your story "Why Are You In A Skirt?"
Artemis and Butler: SHE'S GUILTY!
Foaly: You realize that if this disgusting story were to be released, Butler could go to jail?
Ozumas Girl: But it's already on the internet! I have twenty reviews on it, and most of the people who read it seemed to enjoy it.
Foaly: That's because they're as perverted as you!
Butler: How can a smutty story about a grown man molesting his underage employer be entertaining?
Ozumas Girl: Because it is?
Mulch: My client would like to call a witness!
Ozumas Girl: Shut up!
Foaly: No. Exhibit C. Your story "Behind Closed Door's"
Artemis and Root: SHE'S GUILTY!
Holly: What is it with you people? I do not like Root!
Juliet: giggles madly
All guys expect Mulch: Glare
Foaly: Exhibit D. Your story "The Secret Life of St. Bartbley Students"
Artemis: What? How dare you! I am NOT A SLUT! Where on earth do you get this insane ideas!
Ozumas Girl: This isnt fair! None of you are impartial!
All: TOO BAD!
Mulch: My client pleads insanity!
Ozumas Girl: WHAT? NO!
Foaly: Plea granted. Next case!
Ozumas Girl: Is dragged off by two guys in white suits and forced into a straight jacket
A/N: Review! BTW, I spoke to Ozumas Girl and she is all for this. Also, if you havent read the fics mentioned in this I suggest you do. I'll update as soon as I get another writer's permission.