A/N: Chapter two. This one features Ladyfirehair.
Disclaimer: Ladyfirehair owns the originals and fics mentioned in this chapter. Eoin Colfer owns the rest. But I still have the plot. Ha!
Ladyfirehair :Falls into courtroom Hey-what?
Artemis: Oh, that was intelligent.
Holly: Shut up, mud welp!
Ladyfirehair: Where am I?
Foaly: Case two, Ladyfirehair vs. The LEP and its associates. Ladyfirehair, you are being charged with falsifying data and treason. How do you plead?
Ladyfirehair: What? Treason? I'm seventeen! Not guilty.
Foaly: Would you like a lawyer?
Ladyfirehair: No thanks! I saw what happened to Ozumas Girl. Can I pick my own lawyer?
Foaly: Eh, sure.
Ladyfirehair: Um...I want Holly for my lawyer.
Foaly: Suit yourself, sweetie.
Some red berries appear in the chair next to Ladyfirehair
Ladyfirehair: Wait, that's not what I-
Foaly: And now for the jury.
Holly, Artemis, Root, Mulch, Alex Rider and Butler appear in the juror stand.
Mulch: Why am I here?
Foaly: Because I said!
Mulch: Oh.
Foaly: Exhibit A. Your story "Quest".
Artemis: GUILTY!
Alex: NOT GUILTY!
Everyone: Looks at Alex
Alex: What? I liked it! Especially chapter nine!
Holly: Shut up Rider.
Foaly: Exhibit B, your originalMadeleine Faera.
Madeleine: Apprears suddenly
Holly: MARY SUE!
Artemis: GUILTY!
Alex: NOT GUILTY!
Everyone: Shut up Rider!
Ladyfirehair: She isn't a Mary Sue! And I'm not guilty!
Foaly: Yes she is, and yes you are! Jury, your verdict?
Holly, Root, Artemis, Butler and Mulch: GUILTY!
Alex: NOT GUILTY!
Foaly: Too bad! Ladyfirehair, you are hereby sentenced to twenty years without a computer!
Ladyfirehair: What? NO!
Foaly: Hmmm...well...I could always send you to jail...
Alex: Dont send her to jail!
Foaly: Alright then, you take her!
Alex: Fine! Grabs Ladyfirehair and runs away
Artemis: Doesnt it usually take a lot longer then that?
Foaly: Too bad! Next case!
A/N: Review! Next chappie; Jamie Love. Or maybe someone else. I'm not really sure. Reveiw!