Disclaimer: I don't own Gilmore Girls, but I do own Vanessa Gilmore, Angie, Ginger, Nadia, and Justin. They are made-up by me, so they're mine. Get it? Got it? Good.
In The Waiting Line
Rory, Amanda, and Vanessa patiently sat in Luke's, waiting for Lorelai, Ginger, and Katy while living off french fries. Well, Rory was. Vanessa just slowly stirred her soda with her straw. Justin tried everything to make Vanessa feel better: big super-sized fudge sundae, coffee ice cream, cheeseburgers, a king-size chocolate bar. But Rory usually ate whatever Justin put in front of Vanessa. After the chocolate bar, Justin gave up.
"I give up," he announced, sitting down with Rory and Vanessa.
"Aw, the hell with it. Just give her a smooch. That should cheer her up," Rory joked.
Justin laughed and Vanessa gave Rory the death glare just as Nadia walked in. Vanessa stuck her tongue out slightly at her sister, indicating that Nadia had arrived. Nadia glanced around the diner until she finally found Vanessa. She strutted up to Vanessa and said in a mock sad voice, "Vanessa, I just heard the news that you didn't get the role of Velma Kelly. You know who did?" Then she let out an evil cackle. "I did! Sorry, little loser, worse luck next time." With a flip of her hair, she started to walk out, but Vanessa took her soda, grabbed Nadia's shoulder, causing her to turn around, and threw the soda in her face. Without saying another word, Vanessa sat back down in her seat. Nadia just glared at her and stormed out of the diner. Justin got up to get a mop.
Rory stared at her sister, eyes wide. "Vanessa!" she gasped.
Vanessa looked at her sister as if she was overreacting. "What?"
"That was really rude!"
"So was she."
"You know what I mean."
"You know what I mean."
Just then, Lorelai burst into the diner. "I'm here, the incompatible, lovable Lorelai! And there are her two lovely daughters, Rory who is wearing a white t-shirt and denim capris with flip-flops. Classic." She turned to Vanessa and continued, "And Vanessa has decided to be more funky and is wearing a lime green B-52s baby tee with black capris, a white double-studded belt, her black Converse low-tops, and a black, lime green, and hot pink striped beanie." She let out a breath as she sat down. "Geez, Vanessa, you are a lot harder to introduce than Rory."
Rory pointed at her sister and ratted out, "Vanessa threw a soda at Nadia!"
"Gee thanks Rory," Vanessa snapped. "Make me look like the evil one!"
Rory scoffed as Lorelai hugged Vanessa. "Good! It's about time someone threw a soda in her face! Maybe she'll melt like the wicked witch." Then in a scary, high-pitched voice, Lorelai impersonated Nadia. "Like, oh my GAWD! There's, like, soda in my face! Like, oh my GAWD, there goes my face melting off. Like, life sucks. Why can't I be more like the wonderful, oh-so-much more talented and fun-loving Vanessa Gilmore-Danes?"
"Mom, where's Katy and Ginger?" Vanessa asked.
"They were right behind me," Lorelai defended.
"You didn't lose them, did you?"
"Uh... no," Lorelai said, stretching out the "uh."
Just then, Ginger and Katy, her mother, walked in. Katy looked like Lorelai in a way. She had the red hair as Ginger, but her hair was more crimson than strawberry blonde; it was also perfectly wavy and non-frizzy. She wore low-rise jeans, a white lace camisole underneath a black blazer with abstract roses on the right side, and black high heels.
"Hullo, hullo!" she announced to the table filled with Gilmore girls.
"Hi Katy," Vanessa greeted, putting on a smile. "I'm sorry my mother accidentally ditched you."
Katy announced, "Oh, dearie, no prob! Now, why are we all standing around? Let's go have some fun!"
Vanessa and Ginger sat on a park bench, eating blue cotton candy, watching Katy and Lorelai play skeeball to win a furry lime green poodle.
"I think our mothers were separated at birth," Vanessa stated.
"So, what do you think of Justin?" Ginger asked out of the blue.
Vanessa almost choked on her cotton candy. "What!"
"I think you two would make a cute couple," Ginger suggested innocently.
"Uh, no! He doesn't like me like that. He thinks my mom and I are crazy," Vanessa informed her.
"I doubt it," Ginger comforted.
"No, he actually said, 'Vanessa, you and your mother are crazy.'"
Ginger chuckled. "Well, he's sweet. I saw all that food that Rory had and I know you love coffee ice cream and king-size chocolate bars."
"Justin didn't give us that."
"Then who did?"
"Uh... the Easter bunny? Duh. God, Ginger, you're supposed to be the smart one."
Ginger ignored her, replying, "Ness, if you're not going to admit you like him, you're going to let something good slip away."
"I don't like him!" Vanessa denied.
Ginger nodded, skeptical, just as Katy and Lorelai arrived, a stuffed lime green poodle under Lorelai's arm.
"So kids, look what we won!" Lorelai announced, showing their daughters the poodle.
"What are we going to name it, Lorelai?" Katy asked.
Lorelai said, "That is a good question. How about Lucifer?"
"Lucy?"
"Zabeth!"
"Oh, smashing!"
"Where's Rory?" Vanessa asked.
Lorelai responded, "Oh, Amanda was getting fussy, so she took her back to the house to take a nap."
Vanessa nodded. Just then, her bladder filled up, so Vanessa excused herself, bolting over to the diner.
"DAD!" she hollered. "I gotta use your bathroom!"
Luke pointed to the stairs. "Use the old apartment."
Vanessa hollered over her shoulder, "Love you, love you, love you!" as she hurried up the stairs. She grabbed the doorknob and revealed something she'd never expect.