A/N: Thanks for your reviews. Chapter Three: Jamie Love. This one is a little bit longer because A) There are more characters involved and B) Jamie and I have been friends since pre-K, so she let me do just about whatever I wanted.
Jamie Love: Falls into Courtroom Who are you?
Foaly: I am Judge Foaly
Jamie Love: No, I mean you Points at Draco Malfoy
Draco: I'm Draco Malfoy, you insufferable author.
Jamie Love: Why are you here?
Foaly: He isn't.
Draco disappears
Jamie Love: Um…okay.
Foaly: Case three, Jamie Love vs. the LEP and its associates. Jamie Love, you are being charged with falsifying data, having a corny pen name and having too many originals. How do you plead?
Jamie Love: You cant put me on trial for having a corny pen name. And I only have seven originals.
Foaly: Too bad! Guilty or not guilty?
Jamie Love: Not guilty.
Foaly: Do you want a lawyer?
Jamie Love: No thanks.
Foaly: Too bad! Here's your lawyer.
Jamie Love: But I don't want…
Juliet: Appears suddenly Hello!
Jamie Love: Oh god.
Foaly: And the jury…
Holly, Artemis, Butler, Root, Vinyaya, and Mulch appear.
Vinyaya: Why do I have to be here?
Foaly: Do you have something better to do?
Vinyaya: Yes.
Foaly: Okay, you can go.
Vinyaya: Disappears
Jamie: Hey!
Foaly: Exhibit A, your originals.
Judith Root, Alex, Tiff, Genny, Adriana Penalosa, Ivory Powell, and Trish appear.
Artemis: Guilty!
Root: Why does your only fairy original have to be my niece?
Jamie Love: What about Ivory and Trish?
Root: They're half-breeds.
Ivory and Trish: HEY!
Ivory: Listen you fucking bastard I'm not taking any fucking shit from a fucking midget! Fuck!
Foaly: SHUT UP!
Ivory and Trish: Fall silent
Holly: Wasn't there an Alex last case?
Butler: He was a guy. This Alex is a girl.
Holly: Oh.
Foaly: Exhibit B, your story "Arranged Love" and it's sequel "Toxic Love".
Artemis and Holly: GUILTY!
Ivory and Trish: NOT GUILY!
Adriana¡No culpable!
Foaly: You three aren't on the jury!
Alex: Can I go be a whore at my school now?
Artemis: Yes, please let her go somewhere else.
Foaly: No! She's part of exhibit A.
Genny: I like puppies.
Foaly: Um…okay. Exhibit C, your story "School Project"
Tiff: Did we pass that in?
Alex: I didn't. I was busy kissing some boy I don't know.
Genny: I have a puppy.
Artemis: GUILTY! And can they please leave? All three of them?
Alex: Oh, now I remember! I passed it in!
Juliet: She's not guilty!
Foaly: You have no idea what this is about, do you?
Juliet: No clue.
Genny: His name is Kitty.
Foaly: Exhibit D, your story "Family Secrets".
Root, Artemis, and Holly: GUILTY!
Judith: Not Guilty!
Alex: I'm bored.
Tiff: She does that all the time.
Genny: He likes milk.
Artemis: GET THEM OUT OF HERE!
Foaly: I cant concentrate with you four talking! Okay, would the defense like a final statement?
Jamie Love: We never got a first.
Juliet: Can we call someone to the stand?
Foaly: Sure, why not.
Juliet: Okay. We call Jamie Love.
Jamie Love: Appears in stand
Juliet: Jamie Love, is it true that your original Alex is a whore?
Jamie Love: Well duh! She's already said that about five times.
Juliet: The defense rests.
Jamie Love: What?
Foaly: Jury, your verdict?
All: GUITY!
Jamie Love: Oh come on! Your all insane.
Foaly: Too bad!
Juliet: My client pleads guilty!
Jamie Love: No! I'm innocent! And my lawyer is a poser! I want a retrial!
Foaly: No retrial! Jamie Love, you are sentenced to twenty years in jail with your originals. No parole.
Juliet: Oh well. Tough luck.
Jamie Love: But I cant live with them! Its hard enough having them in my mind!
Genny: Does this mean we passed?
Jamie Love: I think I'm going to die!
Foaly: Good idea!
Jamie Love is shot by a random bullet
Foaly: Next case!A/N: Okay, I sort of over-did it on Alex and Genny. But Jamie told me about some idiot saying Alex is a whore last week. And I know Ivory doesn't say that many swears. But I don't care! Next case: Possibly Blue Yeti.
Oh, and Jamie…I am SO sorry!