Hello everybody! I'd like to thank everyone that's reviewed so far! I decree, with my awesome authoress powers, that from now on, I will have a review comments section at the end of each chapter. That is all (for now that is…). Now, I decree that the chapter has now officially begun!
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After lying on her bed for three minutes, 23 seconds, and 3.9 milliseconds, Angel got up from her bed and reached for her suitcase.
'I'm going to be stuck for the whole summer with 8 guys, most of them complete and utter idiots.' Angel thought miserably.
'Well, Kaiba doesn't count, he's too cold and cruel to be a normal guy, and Mokuba is a kid, so make it six. Besides, by the end of the first week, Kaiba is going to be GONE.' Angel added, now packing her underwear.
After packing all her stuff, Angel reached for the phone and dialed Ryou's number.
"Heellooooo?" said a voice that you would here in a mental asylum, not Ryou's house.
"Bakura?" Angel asked slightly surprised.
"Yeeeeeesssss?" Bakura said in that creepy voice.
"Get off the phone Bakura! Where's Ryou?" Angel said a bit pissed off.
"Ooooh, someone's got the hots for Ryou! Well, back off, he's my hikari!" Bakura said a bit possessively.
"You can keep him," Angel said sweatdropping, "I only wanted to ask him something."
"Oh." Bakura said a lamely, "Ok! But he's still mine!"
"Whatever. Just put him on the phone." Angel said, used to Bakura's usual insanity.
"Wait! I need to tell you something!" Bakura exclaimed excitedly, "Something very important!"
"What?" Angel said tensely, getting annoyed at Bakura's annoyingness (A/N: Is that a word?).
"I… oh no!" Bakura started crying hysterically.
"What? What happened?" Angel asked, now very worried (not about Bakura you idiot, about the news)
"I… I… I forgot." Bakura said, calming down all of a sudden.
"JUST GET RYOU ON THE FRICKIN' PHONE!" Angel screamed angrily.
"Yeesh, alright! People these days… You try to have a decent conversation, and they go ballistic on you…" Bakura muttered to himself.
Bakura was still muttering when he handed the phone over to Angel.
"Hello?" Ryou asked sweetly.
"Hey, Ryou, it's Angel. Could you please do me a favor?" Angel said, relieved.
"I don't see why not." Ryou answered calmly.
"Thanks. Could you call everyone and tell them to meet me at my house at about… three?" Angel asked.
"Yeah, okay. Anything else?" Ryou offered.
"Oh yeah! Could you bring your car? I only have one, and we all can't fit in it."
"Sure. See you later Angel." Ryou then closed the phone and faced Bakura.
"Bakura, you really need to stop having outbursts." Ryou scolded him.
"What? Malik has them all the time!" Bakura said pouting.
"Well, you aren't him. See where he is now? Do you want to go where he is?" Ryou said, still scolding him like a mother would to her child.
"Sure! They take you into this pretty room with soft pillows covering the walls, and then they give you a pretty white jacket… For free! Oh, and guess what else? At night, they try to stick this sharp sword thingy inside you, and Malik said it makes you fall asleep! He said they use the extra large one for him! Can I pleeeease go and live there, pleeeease?" Bakura asked, using his amazing brown eyes to create the puppy dog look.
"No," Ryou said firmly.
"Meanie!" Bakura said, sticking his tongue out and pouting like a little kid.
"If you be quiet for the next hour, I promise that I'll get you a jacket like at the Mental Asylum, ok?" Ryou told Bakura as if he was a little kid.
"Ok!" Bakura said excitedly, and was about to run off to send things off to the Shadow Realm.
Ryou sighed to himself and said, "I really don't know why he's such a maniac now… he was fine yesterday…"
"Are you talking about me, Ryou?" Bakura asked sweetly.
"Yes. Why are you such an idiot now?" Ryou asked confused.
"Hmm… I guess I'm… SUGAR HIGH!" Bakura yelled at the top of his voice.
"Oh… I guess that explains the sudden disappearance of all the chocolate in the house. There was quite a lot, Bakura. You ate ALL of it?" Ryou asked worried at his maniac behavior.
"No. Burp I saved you some!" Bakura said happily.
Bakura gave a tiny little chocolate candy and gave it to Ryou.
"I don't know why I bother." Ryou muttered and ate the candy.
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Angel was sitting at her computer desk and glanced at the clock. It said 2:07, but in reality, it was really 2:07, 19 seconds, and 34 milliseconds.
'One more hour until they come…' Angel thought, and groaned. After sitting in her computer chair and fiddling with a paperclip, an email alert message appeared in front of the screen.
"What now?" Angel moaned.
Angel clicked on the message, and it appeared. It said:
Hee hee! Helloooo Angel! Guess who I am!
At this point, Angel looked at the sender's name. It said ManiacRyouLover2000 and the real name said Bakura. Angel sweatdropped. 'What a lame name…' Angel thought to herself. She then read the rest of the email:
If you guessed ManiacRyouLover2000, then you were right! I'm not supposed to be on the computer because Ryou said so, but he said if I shut up, he'd get me a pretty jacket! Do you know who I really am yet?
'Yup, that's sugar high Bakura alright.' Angel thought to herself. The rest of the email said:
Hmm… I'll give you a hint. I like cheese. A lot. Don't tell anyone, 'kay? Wait, you can't because you don't know who I am! Hee hee, this is fun! I think I'll do it to Kaiba! Maybe he'll think I'm stalking him… but I'm not… because I'm stalking cheese! Hee hee! In five seconds and 69 milliseconds, I'm going to send this to you. Bye Angel!
"What an idiot," Angel thought aloud. She clicked delete, and the message disappeared. 'It's so weird…' Angel thought, 'At the Game shop he was normal… I guess he got overexcited and had a mental breakdown…'
Angel spent the rest of the hour writing rules that the others had to follow and created the two groups that the others would ride the cars in.
Ding Dong!
Angel's ears pricked up when she heard the doorbell ring and she went downstairs to open it. It turned out to be Yugi, Yami, and Joey.
"Hey guys," Angel said tiredly.
"Hellooooo!" Yami said excitedly, "Ryou called us and told us! Here're our bags! Where do we put them?"
Angel pointed to the trunk of the SUV in the driveway. She gave them the keys so they could put the in.
"Hey look Yugi! I'm driving!" Yami exclaimed, taking the keys and attempted to put it inside the keyhole.
"No, no, no Yami! Driving 5000 years from your time period is considered dangerous!" Yugi exclaimed.
Yami sulked and said, "You never let me do anything fun!"
"Sure I do! Unless they're dangerous!" Yugi responded.
"That's the definition of fun! Dangerous things are always fun!" Yami said.
"Ah, shut up both of you, because here comes Ryou and Bakura." Joey interrupted and pointed to two white haired figures riding in a van.
Angel went up to greet them and was shocked at what Bakura looked like.
"Whoa! What happened to Bakura?" Angel asked worriedly.
"Don't worry about him," Ryou said calmly, "He's having a sugar high hangover."
"Oh." Said the four in unison.
"Road trip!" Bakura said maniacally once more and then fell out of the car.
"So I guess when he regains conscience he'll be normal again?" Angel asked.
Ryou nodded his head and said, "Most likely. I actually like the crazy Bakura."
Angel rolled her eyes and said, "If you like sugar high people to be emailing you weird things, I guess he was ok. Otherwise, I like normal Bakura."
"Why?" Yami asked, "He was cool when he was high."
Everyone else rolled their eyes and Yami said, "What?"
Then, a fancy limousine came up to the driveway, and Seto came out, and the hyper Mokuba.
"We're going to a mansion, we're going to a mansion!" Mokuba was chanting as he came out.
"For the last time, WE LIVE IN A MANSION! How many times do I have to tell you?" Seto yelled angrily.
"Nuh-uh! We just live in a really big house!" Mokuba argued.
Seto rolled his eyes and said, "I swear, dork squad, if Mokuba suddenly changes his mind when we get there, I'm leaving!"
"Fine by me," Joey muttered.
"Shut up mutt! Go get my bags!" Seto said coolly.
"Stop calling me a mutt!" Jou said angrily, "Oh, and where are the bags?"
"In the trunk. Good dog." Seto said, and threw a bone at Yugi's head (again).
"Just another accident!" Yugi said cheerfully.
Joey heaved the huge bag out of the trunk.
"Jeez, Kaiba, what do you put in here?" Jou asked, sweaty from attempting to carry it.
Seto shrugged and said, "Just my clothes. Oh, and get Mokuba's stuff also."
Joey looked inside the trunk and said, "I think I'll carry Mokuba's stuff. Hey Yuge, mind getting Kaiba's bag?"
"Sure! Anything for my pal Joey." Yugi said merrily.
Yugi approached the car, and then when he saw the bag, he said, "Wow Kaiba, you have a lot of clothes. Don't you just wear your white trenchcoat?"
Seto shrugged and said, "Yeah. I just throw it away after I've worn it though."
Everyone stared at Seto like he was crazy until he said, "Keep staring like that and I'll knock your eyes out, all of you."
"But Kaiba," Ryou said raising an eyebrow, "Have you ever thought about washing them?"
Seto snorted and said, "Yeah right. Why wear the same thing twice when you can wear a new one?"
Everyone just stared at him looking like this: 0.0
"What did I say before?" Seto said threateningly.
"Whoa, what happened to Bakura?" Mokuba asked after seeing him unconscious at the car door.
"Erm, he's having a sugar high hangover," Ryou explained, "And I'm sure after that, he's going to experience much pain because of that bump on his head."
Seto snorted and said, "Serves him right. Stupid thief. I'd like to see him try to threaten me now."
"But he never threatened you." Angel said raising an eyebrow.
Seto hovered over Bakura's unconscious form.
"He never threatened me, but he did threaten Mokuba." Seto said, examining Bakura, and taking his money inside his pocket.
Suddenly, while Seto was hovering over Bakura, Bakura's leg shot up and hit Seto squarely in the jaw.
"Why that little…!" Seto started, but seeing Mokuba listening closely, he didn't finish.
Angel could have sworn she saw a smile on Bakura's face, and Ryou did too because he said, "Strange. I suppose his brain is checking that all of his systems are working correctly."
"Yeah right… stupid little…" Seto breathed, and then seeing Mokuba again remained silent.
Everyone else was silent until Angel broke in.
"Ok, everyone, I think we should start putting our bags into the cars. Bakura, Yami, Seto, and Mokuba in one car, and Me, Yugi, Joey, Ryou and… hey where's Marik?" Angel looked around for Marik, but he wasn't in sight.
"Angel, as I said before, wherever my Yami goes, I go, and I would prefer that me and Bakura were in the same vehicle. Is that alright?" Ryou asked kindly.
Angel said, "Er… sure, I don't care. So Ryou, Bakura, Mokuba, Seto, and Yami in the van, and Me, Joey, Yugi, and Marik in the SUV. Got it?"
"Um, Angel, I think it would be best I went with Yami so he doesn't do anything…" Yugi asked nervously.
"Nonsense! I'll be fine, Yugi, you're such a worry wart." Yami said a bit too quickly.
"But still…" Yugi said hesitantly.
"Er, sorry Yugi, you won't fit in the back because Seto's bag takes up too much room. You have to come in the SUV." Angel said apologetically.
"Oh, its ok!" Yugi said willingly, "I was just was worried if Yami was going to be ok!"
"Oh, don't worry about me," Yami said with a devious smile, "I'll be fine."
"Yami, it isn't you I'm worried about," Angel muttered to herself, "It's the rest of them in the van."
"What was that?" Yami asked curiously.
"Um, nothing." I said nervously.
"So who's driving?" Yugi asked Angel.
"Huh? Oh!" Angel said, realizing what Yugi asked.
"I wanna drive! I wanna drive!" Yami and Joey started to say together, hands wildly waving through the air.
"Yeah right! As if I'd let either of you near the driver's seat with a ten foot pole!" Angel laughed.
"Since I am the most mature of any of the idiots here, I'll drive. Mokuba is going to sit in the front seat where I can keep a watchful eye over him." Seto said commandingly.
No one argued with him.
"So, whose going to drive the SUV?" Yugi asked.
"Well, Joey can't drive properly, you don't like to drive, plus you're too short, I don't feel like it, so I guess Marik will. He should be able to pretty well, since driving in Egypt is ten times worse than Japan." Angel reasoned. (A/N: I'm in Egypt right now, and I HATE being driven in Egypt. There are no stoplights, and cars park like EVERYWHERE!)
"If Marik comes, that is," Jou said, looking around, "If he doesn't come, can I drive?"
"NO!" Everyone said in unison.
Then, Angel saw Marik coming up the street.
"MARIIIK!" Angel yelled, and went to give him a hug. He seemed a bit surprised, then returned the hug.
"Sorry I'm late everyone. Malik broke out of the Mental Asylum… again. I had to make sure they gave him his shot." Marik explained.
Once again, everyone looked like this: 0.0
"What?" Marik said, looking confused.
Suddenly, Bakura was stirring (forgot he was unconscious, didn't you?) and he got up from the asphalt, held his head and said, "Road trip!"
Ryou looked at him and said, "Bakura, are you still sugar high?"
Bakura shook his head and said, "Sugar high? What are you, crazy?"
Everyone except for Yami looked relieved.
"I still like him sugar high better…" Yami mumbled.
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Wow! That was a really long chapter! So, how was it? Was it funny? I just want to know what the readers think… Now it is time for review comments:
Review Comments
Blackmagic111090: Doesn't the vacation sound fun? I wish I could go on it… instead I'm in Egypt… Lucky ME! You take hip hop? I luv it! Yeah, you're right, 1 girl and 8 guys doesn't sound right… I didn't notice until you pointed it out! Thank you for reviewing!
Dreammistress Jade: Duh! Of course it is! Hmm… good idea! I'll try to put that in! Yes, Angel is based on me… a lot! Hee hee! Thank you for reviewing! Now you get chocolate… ice cream!
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Bye everyone! Please R&R! Now, with my authoress powers, I officially conclude this chapter!
