This is something I came up with that's based on a true story. It happened with my little cousin Tyson!
"Kratos! Can you see why he's crying?" Anna called to him from the kitchen. Kratos made no reply, but he obediently when over to his son's playpen and picked him up, shushing him quietly. The tiny baby stopped crying instantly in his father's arms. Still rocking his tiny son, Kratos noticed a peculiar smell coming from him.
'Oh great...' he thought. Holding the baby away from him, he said,
"C'mon Lloyd, let's go see Mommy." He carried his on into the kitchen to where his wife, Anna was making supper. "Anna," Kratos began.
"Don't even ask, Kratos." She said without looking at him. "He needs to be changed, and you can do it." Kratos stared at her.
"Do I Have To?"
"You haven't done it even once yet, and he's almost three years old. It's about time you learned how." Saying nothing, Kratos still stared at her. The baby began to fuss again and Anna looked slyly at her husband. "You'd better get going, I think he's getting uncomfortable." She smiled.
"Uh...yeah..come on Lloyd, let's...go." Kratos said numbly. 'How am I supposed to do this?' he thought. 'I have no idea how to do this...well, Anna does it all the time. It can't be THAT hard..'
(Famous last words...--0 Poor Kratos...)
"Okay." Kratos said, putting Lloyd down on the changing table. "Lets try this." He removed the bay's diaper and cleaned him up rather successfully. 'So far, so good.' he thought. He turned for a moment to get another diaper and turned around to find a little fountain of yellow liquid that had not been there before. Slapping himself in the head he thought,
'Oh great. ANOTHER mess to clean.' He cleaned this mess, then went to place the new diaper on Lloyd. But, as his luck would have it, the baby had spit up all over himself. Groaning, he cleaned this up and turned once again to put the new diaper on his son, but Lloyd was gone.
"What? Lloyd! Where are you?" he said. A high-pitched giggle came from somewhere to his left, and Kratos looked just in time to see Lloyd running butt naked down the hallway. Groaning to himself, Kratos chased after him calling,
"Lloyd! Come back!" The baby screeched with laughter and ran through the kitchen. Anna laughed loudly as she saw the usually dignified seraphim of Cruxis chasing after a naked three year old and pleading him to come back. As they ran back through the living room, Kratos heard Noishe scratching at the door and howling to be let in. Sighing, Kratos hurriedly opened the door to let him in, and while he was distracted, Lloyd attempted to run past him and outside. But Kratos finally caught him and put him back down on the changing table.
He tried again to put a diaper on Lloyd, but he baby, irritated that his fun had been stopped, began to squirm and fuss. As if deciding that she had made him go through enough, Anna came in and told Kratos that she would do the rest. Relieved, Kratos went over and sat down on the couch. A few minutes later, when she was done, Anna looked over at Kratos. He was asleep face down on the couch, exhausted. Chuckling to herself, Anna said to Lloyd,
"Maybe it's better if he DOESN'T learn how to do this..." The baby laughed, seeing his mother laughed, although he had no idea what she found so funny.