Hello everyone! Here is yet another chapter of my ficcie, Mansion Mayhem! (As if you didn't know that already…) Okaysies, time to get this show on the road! Literally!
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There was an awkward silence, until Angel, annoyed with the sudden silence, broke it.
"Okay… Come on people, lets get going." Angel said sternly, "I didn't bring you guys here to just stand here."
"Ok! Lets get this show on the road!" Yugi said happily, as he annoyingly always is. (A/N: No offense to Yugi fan girls… looks frantically around for them Eeeep! hides under bed, still looking around)
"What show? Am I in it? Oh, oh, can I be the star of the show?" Yami said excitedly, "I'm ALWAYS the star of the show." He said pompously.
Bakura rolled his eyes and said, "No, you idiot, he meant for you to get in the car. GET IN! Move stupid pharaoh!"
"Hey, just because you're jealous that I'M an important pharaoh, not to mention star, doesn't mean you can get so angry at me." Yami said dignified, waving his hand impatiently.
"I don't think I can survive like this…" Seto whispered to Angel.
"I think we get it, Yami," Angel said loudly, trying to get the bickering Egyptian spirits' attention.
"Well, I was just saying…" Yami started to say quietly.
"Yami, I understand you were a great and powerful pharaoh and all, but that was 5000 years ago. That was then. This is now. Get over it. Now hurry up and get in the car." Angel said rolling her eyes.
Yami just stared at Angel blankly, until Angel said irritated, "Will you stop it?"
Yami shook his head and marched snobbishly to the van.
"What's his deal?" Marik asked Yugi questioningly, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh, don't worry! He's just a bit upset that he was made a fool of." Yugi said smiling.
Suddenly, there was a loud yell emanating from the white van.
"Err… a little upset?" Marik asked, eyes a bit wide from the surprise.
"Or maybe a lot…" Yugi said agreeing with Marik.
"I'M NEVER GOING TO SPEAK TO ANY OF YOU EVER AGAIN!" Yami was hollering at the top of his voice.
"Then why are you talking to us now?" Seto said loudly so Yami could hear inside the van.
Yami opened the door forcefully and said with an angry voice said, "No I'm not! I'm just telling you that I won't talk to any of you!"
"See? You're still talking to us. Jeez, it looks like the mighty great pharaoh can't even keep his promises!" the Tomb Robber said with a laughing look in his eyes.
"Listen you…" the pharaoh started up, but then unable to think of what to say, didn't finish his sentence.
"Why? All you say is stupid anyway. I really don't know how your 'loyal subjects' listened to you! And to think you were said to be a mighty pharaoh!" Bakura said with an evil gleam in his eyes.
"I told you sugar high Bakura was better!" were Yami's final words, until he reentered the van and shut the door forcefully again.
"What is he talking about?" Bakura asked raising his eyebrow, "He's the sugar high one."
"Ever since he took a break from fighting evil, he's become a bit loony," Yugi said sighing.
"I heard that!" growled a voice from inside the van.
"Bakura, I think you were a little hard on him." Angel said seriously.
Bakura shrugged and said, "Hey, I was just speaking my mind. Is that so bad?"
"Now if you idiots are through with bickering, I'd like to leave. The sooner the better." Seto said coldly.
"But Set-o, we're all having so much fun! Why do you have to be the party pooper?" Mokuba said in a whining voice.
"I hardly call this fun," Seto muttered under his breath.
"Seto's right, we've been stalling our trip for an hour! We're half an hour off schedule! Let's go everyone, hustle!" Angel exclaimed excitedly.
Everyone scrambled (except for Seto, of course) into his or her respective cars.
"Yami! Get out of the driver's seat!" Angel yelled when she saw him sitting there, "That goes for you too, Joey!"
"Aw man…" Joey said, looking very upset.
"Well, you did say to get in the van, but not specifically…" Yami started.
"I thought you said you weren't talking to us, or was I mistaken? Go to the backseat, now." Seto said coolly.
Yami couldn't argue, so he went to the back seat and said, "Why is it so crammed in here? I barely have any room!"
Yami then looked at Seto's bag then sweatdropped.
"Did you say something?" Seto said carelessly.
"No! I was talking to myself!" Yami said triumphantly, excited that he found a reason to talk.
"Well, now you aren't. Really, were all Egyptian pharaohs this stupid? No, I don't think so… you are just a disgrace to all pharaohs, Yami." Seto said composedly, not worried about Yami's reaction.
"Seto's an idiot, Seto's an idiot…" Yami started to repeat to himself.
Seto just ignored his idiocy, and said to Mokuba, "Get in Mokuba. You're sitting next to me. There is no way I'm leaving you with the other idiots."
Mokuba obeyed his brother, and started jumping in his seat.
"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! We're going to a mansion! Yay!" Mokuba said hyperly.
'I knew he shouldn't have eaten all those chocolate bars this morning…' Seto thought to himself.
Ryou and Bakura then entered the van and sat in the middle row. (A/N: I don't know how Japanese cars are like, but the van is American, with two seats in the front including driver's two seats in the middle, and three seats in the back, which can be folded down for bags and stuff. Just thought you should know!)
"Yay! Lets go! Lets go! We're going to a mansion, we're going to a mansion…" Mokuba started chanting again.
"Seto's an idiot, Seto's an idiot…" Yami was still chanting to himself in the back row. Everyone else sweatdropped, and Seto started the car.
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(A/N: Just a quick input… for the car ride, I will be switching back and forth between the cars, so yeah…)
In the SUV
Marik was sitting in the driver's seat, jingling the keys, with a bored expression, while Joey and Yugi were trying to stuff the luggage inside the trunk. When they finally managed to stuff all four of the passengers' bags, Joey wiped his forehead with a sweaty hand and said, "Whew! That was pretty hard, wasn't it Yuge?"
Yugi nodded his head in agreement and managed to gasp, "Yes! But it…(pant) was for our friends, and that's (pant) what matters!"
Joey just nodded and said, "Yeah, whatever you say. I just hope Angel brings some good snacks from her kitchen…"
Yugi looked around and said, "Say, what happened to her? She was here a minute ago…"
Just when Yugi said that, Angel came out of her house with two bags. One was a tad bit bigger than the other, and Angel went to the van and gave the bigger one to Mokuba. When Angel came to the SUV, Joey goggled at her like she was mentally disturbed.
"If you keep staring at me like that, I will have Seto knock your eyes out." Angel said threateningly, waving the bag around, which didn't look particularly frightening.
"Are you mad? You just gave Mokuba the bigger bag! And you bring us… erm… the not as big bag!" Joey said loudly.
"Well, they do have one extra person. And besides, I packed them the candy! I know how much Mokuba loooves candy, so I gave them all of it!" Angel said happily.
"Then what did you pack for us?" Joey said, almost not wanting to know.
"Erm… checks the bag fruits. Lots and lots of fruits. Oh, and veggies! They're good for you!" Angel said, trying not to laugh at the look on Joey's face.
"Angel… I… hate… you… sooooo much…" Joey said, his face looking almost ready to vomit.
"Why Joey! There is no way you can hate me! After I packed you a delicious pizza! Oh well, I guess I'll eat it…" Angel said, fishing through the healthy food to reach the fatty food at the bottom.
"Nooo! Don't eat my pizza! It's mine! All miiiiine!" Joey said maniacally, grabbing the pizza, and started pet talking to it.
"Now my pretty, your time of doom is near… heh heh, soon, instead of rotting out here in this cold desolate world, you will be in my tummy, along with all the other pizzas… MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" Joey said maniacally.
Once again, Yugi and Angel looked like this: 0.0
Joey started eating the pizza, and Yugi whispered to Angel, "I didn't know Joey knew what 'desolate' meant."
"Joey is a man of many mysteries. Good thing I packed bacon!" Angel said loud enough for Joey to hear.
"Bacon! Where is the bacon! I neeeeed bacon! Gimme gimme gimme!" Joey started to reach for the bag, but Angel made sure he stayed away form it.
"Aren't you full from that huge pizza? Aren't you feeling a bit sleepy? How about you eat the bacon after, when you can savor its porky and fatty goodness. Sleep Joey, sleep…" Angel said in a hypnotic tone of voice.
Suddenly, Joey was snoring before he hit the floor.
"Jeez, I didn't know he snored so loud!" Angel yelled so Yugi could hear her over Joey's snores.
Seto then came out of the car, took the money inside Joey's pocket, and returned to his seat. When he got there, Bakura and Ryou were trying to restrain Yami from driving the car. Seto sweatdropped and said, "Are you done, geek squad? Because if you don't mind, I would like to leave this dump ASAP."
Yugi and Angel looked at him blankly, because they couldn't hear him over Joey's snores.
Seto rolled his eyes and signaled with his hand, 'Let's go!' When they realized how long they took, Angel and Yugi heaved Joey into the car. Yugi sat next to Joey, whose head was leaning on Yugi's head (Not shoulder! Yugi's too short!). Angel got in next to Marik, and said, "Let's go! It's 4:34 already! We're an hour late!"
Marik started the car, and while backing up, saw Joey, and said, "Whoa. What happened to Joey?"
Angel sweatdropped and said, "To make a short story even shorter, he ate too much. I hypnotized him, he fell asleep. End of really short story."
Marik sweatdropped and said, "Did you, by any chance, put sleeping powder in the pizza?"
Yugi, then realizing what had happened, said, "Oh! So that's why he fell asleep! You didn't hypnotize him at all, did you, Angel?"
Angel laughed and said, "Yeah, that's right. I just thought it would be more dramatic if I pretended to hypnotize him…"
Yugi laughed and said, "Angel, you act like this is a fanfiction by a weird authoress or something!"
The whole car was silent until Marik said, "Hey, Angel, got any bacon?"
"Yup yup!" Angel said happily.
"Can I have some?" Yugi asked hopefully.
"Bacon for all! Except for Joey of course! Poor, poor Joey… Why didn't you eat the pizza later so you could enjoy this delicious treat."
"Oh well… let's eat!" Yugi said enthusiastically.
In the van while Yugi, Marik, and Angel were pigging out on bacon…
"Seto's an idiot, Seto's an idiot…" Yami was still chanting to himself.
"Will you shut up already!" Bakura said, pissed off at Yami's annoying chanting.
Yami ignored him and still chanted.
"Yami, would you stop chanting if I gave you some chocolate?" Ryou asked him.
Yami thought about it and said, "First gimme the chocolate."
Ryou turned to Mokuba.
"Mokuba, would you be willing to retrieve a chocolate bar from the bag of sweets Angel brought us?" Ryou asked kindly.
"What? She brought a whole BAG of sweets?" The King of Thieves and the pharaoh asked in unison.
"If you idiots were paying any attention, you would have known that." Seto said coldly, eyes on the road.
"Ok!" Mokuba said happily, "But only if Seto lets ME have some."
"No." Seto said firmly, "I don't want you to get hyper."
"PLEAAASE Seto?" Mokuba begged, his eyes doing the infamous puppy dog eyes.
"Well… no." Seto said, pretending to think about it.
"You're so cold, Seto!" Mokuba said, tears streaming down his face.
Seto glanced at the crying ten-year-old, and said, "Whatever. But if the rest of you get annoyed at his hyperness, don't complain to me." Seto said gruffly.
"YAY! Thank you Seto!" Mokuba said, giving his brother a hug. Seto pretended he didn't care, but he was secretly smiling.
"Ok, enough of the hugging, and on to the feasting!" Bakura said, with a gleam in his eyes.
"Did you know, Bakura, that your eyes instead of your facial expression show how you feel?" Ryou asked him, surprised at his new discovery.
"So?" Bakura asked, feasting on a chocolate bar, obviously unmoved from Ryou's discovery.
"Bakura, I really don't think you should eat that…" Ryou started to say.
"Nonsense, Ryou, don't worry about Bakura, Mokuba, or me. We'll be 100 fine, I promise." Yami said, munching on a candy cane.
"Ooooh! Look what I found! Egyptian chocolate!" Mokuba said excitedly.
"So?" Bakura and Yami said together.
"Egyptian chocolate has more sugar than cocoa! Mmm… I can't wait to eat this!" Mokuba said, drooling over the chocolate bar.
"I want some! Gimme gimme gimme!" Yami and Bakura said together.
"I don't like where this is going…" Ryou said nervously.
"Me neither… We're going to be stuck in a van for three hours with three sugar high people. I don't think I can take this…" Seto said, this time, without his usual coolness.
"Yeah…" Ryou said quietly. When he saw the amount of traffic, Ryou almost fainted.
"Seto, I think we're going to be here a lot longer then three hours…" Ryou said anxiously.
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End of chappie number three! You have to wait and find out how things are going to end up in the van… With Joey asleep, the SUV isn't going to be much fun, but I'll let you know what's happening. Did you guys like the chapter? I know it isn't as funny as chapter 2… well, on to the reviews!
Reviews CommentsLonelyTombRobber: Oh really? You like my fic? That makes me super happy! Yes, well, I make a lot of the chars look bad. Especially Malik… hehe… In the next chapter, many people are going to look bad. Yeah, I know, everyone wants to come with me! The thing is, I go to Egypt almost every year! everyone glares at me Erm, you could stop now…
Yugiohfreak: Me: Ohh… that sounds pretty bad… I want a portal in my bathroom too!
Yami: Why does everyone want a portal in their bathroom!
Me: Because…
Yami: Because…?
Me: It doesn't matter, because next chapter you're going to be sugar high!
Yami: What does that have to do with a portal in your bathroom?
Me: Everything. Now leave! I must run after Marik, who's running behind a guy with a needle, who's running behind Malik in a mental jacket.
Yami: And she say's I'm weird…
Me: No! I'm just sugar high from Egyptian chocolate! Bye bye yugiohfreak! I know you can't review for a month, so yeah… And now I need to stop, because I'm annoying the readers with my mental state!
Dreammistress Jade: Oh yeah, those conference thingies… lucky! You and your friends were in the same suite? And you got sugar high! I do too! A nap? It's ok! pats backMy mom takes them all the time! Steals chocolate ice cream Mine! Eats it before you could take it back Mmm… chocolate… Oh, try Egyptian chocolate ice cream! It's got a lot more sugar! So that's why I've been so sugar high lately…
Sean's Girlfriend: Yeah, I can't wait to type the total madness! Seriously? I'd love that! Please, be my guest! I can't wait to read the fic! Please notify me when you're done! Thank you sooooo much! I love it when people use my chars in their fics. It makes me happy when people like my characters… I'm really glad you like my story! As a reward, you get… chocolate! Bye bye!
Emma: Wow… is it really that funny? When I create it, I don't think about if its funny or not, I just type. I love to make people laugh, and it looks like I did! Thanks so much emma! You really encouraged me! Please honor my story with your reviews! bows may the laughs be with you.
Blackmagic111090: Yes, I know, I make everyone jealous… Yeah, I'd love to travel around the world! I have seen Madrid, Barcelona, and Moscow. I travel a lot with my family… Lucky! I wish I did! I love hip hop, and especially drama, because I got a 98 percentile as my final grade… yes, I know, I brag too much… Yes, doesn't EVERONE love sugar high Bakura? Erm… on second thought… No fair! You run a mental hospital? LOL! Mmm… pizza… next to chocolate and ice cream, pizza is my favorite! So does Joey… in fact, so much, he went over the line that divides sanity and insanity… hehe.
Moondalian: I'm glad you like it! Maybe I will! Well, one thing's for sure… there is going to be many surprise visits… by many mental people! Malik could be a.. or he could… well, you just have to read and find out!
I thank all those who read, and for those who like it… good for you! I'm really happy! Bye bye! Until next chappie!