Hey everyone! I now present to you the fourth chapter of Mansion Mayhem! Er, so sorry it took so long, I'm staying for two weeks in a chalet by the sea, and I have barely any internet access… ok, enjoy!

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In the SUV, while Yami, Bakura, and Mokuba were getting sugar high

"Ughh… I can feel the bacon clogging my veins…" Angel groaned, holding her bacon-filled stomach.

"Well, I did tell you not to eat too much…" Marik said quietly.

Angel glared at Marik and said, "Why are you the only one who isn't dying?"

Marik raised his eyebrow as he looked at the near-barfing Yugi in the mirror and said, "What, do you want me to die?"

Angel turned around and saw Yugi, who looked like he was going to barf on Joey.

"Eeew… No… I'm just wondering why. I don't think I could survive without you, Marik." Angel said sweetly.

"Thank you. At least I get some respect." Marik said, cheered up considerably.

"Ah! The pain!" Yugi exclaimed, holding his bulging stomach.

"Um, Yugi, if you need to barf, could you PLEASE not do it here? My dad would kill me…" Angel said worriedly.

"Ugh… I think I can… manage…" Yugi started, "AH! I think I'm having a seizure!" (A/N: By the way, once, I accidentally said Julius Seizure instead of Julius Caesar in class once.)

"YUGI, NO!" Angel screamed.

"Ugh… Nope, I think I'm ok," Yugi said, returning to normal instantly. "Jeez Angel, I didn't think you liked me THAT much," he said teasingly.

"I… but…" Angel said, unable to speak.

"Naw, I'm kidding! It was just a joke." Yugi said with a smile.

"Wha…? Well, it wasn't very funny." Angel said grudgingly.

"Aw, come on, I didn't mean to worry you! I was just poking fun!" Yugi exclaimed cheerfully.

"You know, your overly cheerful attitude is really annoying me right now." Angel said grumpily.

"I'm sorry, ok? Huh? Wha…? I suddenly feel… really… tired…" Yugi said sleepily as he dozed off.

"Well, Marik, I guess it's just me and you." Angel said, staring blankly at the snoozing friends in the back.

"At least Joey isn't snoring…" Marik said, looking back at him.

Right when Marik said that, Joey started snoring loudly.

"Thanks, Marik." Angel said sweatdropping.

Joey suddenly woke up and said, "I like cheese. And bacon. Bacon is good for the soul. Pizza rocks my socks. Pie helps prevent diabetes. Cheese is yellow. And blue. I ate blue cheese once. It tasted like ice cream. Cake is good for your body." Joey said randomly, blinking, before unexpectedly falling asleep again.

"I really don't know how Yugi survives with him." Angel muttered, as Marik shrugged.

In the van, with three sugar high dudes

"HiSetoIlovechocolateAngelbroughtchocolateandIateitandnowIfeelhyper!" Mokuba said very fast, nearly jumping out the window.

"Ugh…" Seto groaned, rolling his eyes, "The chaos has now begun."

"Once upon a time…" Bakura said, slurring his words, "There was this stupid pharaoh in his stupid palace with his stupid servants with his stupid money. One of his stupid relatives then stupidly destroyed the stupid village where I lived. He crushed all my dreams, he crushed them so hard!" Bakura ended dramatically.

"That isn't true!" Yami said hyperly, "I think it was my cousin's brother's second cousin's uncle's dog owner's husband's friend."

"So how were you related to him?" Bakura asked hyperly, as the sugar was taking effect.

"I dunno. Hey, let's kill Mokuba!" Yami said enthusiastically.

"OK! Here's a torture device thingy ma bob!" Bakura said, taking out a very, very sharp knife.

Ryou stared at the sharp object, then said, "Er, how about you use this?" Ryou then took out a soft pillow.

"No way! That's too painful! We don't want to kill Mokuba! Gosh, what are you, a murderer?" Yami exclaimed.

"Yeah!" Bakura said agreeing, "We don't want to kill Mokuba, we just want to exterminate him from the face of the Earth!"

"Don't they mean the same thing?" Seto said sweatdropping.

"No! What are you, stupid? Gosh, C.E.O s these days are complete idiots!" Yami said, rolling his eyes.

"Set-o! If they kill me, can I kill them?" Mokuba asked.

"Even better," Seto said unworriedly, "Do us all a favor and kill them first."

"Ok!" Mokuba said eagerly, taking out a chain saw from out of nowhere.

"Er, Mokuba, where did you get that?" Ryou asked, astonished.

"Oh this? I used the portal in Angel's bathroom before we left to go to a chainsaw warehouse." Mokuba said, stopping for a second.

"Oh, you mean the portal I made?" Yami said highly.

"So you were the one who made it! I knew it all along!" Bakura said triumphantly, "And you asked people why they wanted one!"

"Duh! It's sooo obvious! It's because…" Yami was cut off by the sound of a revving chainsaw.

"Mokuba, I don't really think Seto meant it…" Ryou said quietly.

"Oh… Aw man…" Mokuba whined.

"Mokuba, do you not not not not not not not not not not not want to kill us?" Yami asked hyperly.

"Er… Yes?" Said the confused ten-year-old.

"Hah! You just said you DON'T want to kill us! Now you can't kill us!" Bakura cried triumphantly.

"WAAAH! Seto, they tricked me!" Mokuba cried.

"Hey! How about we send random things to the shadow realm?" Yami asked excitedly.

"Ok! Let's send Mokuba's chainsaw first!" Bakura exclaimed excitedly.

"Even better! Let's send him to the shadow realm!" Yami said, nearly bouncing of the walls in excitement.

"OK! On three! One, two…." Bakura started, but was interrupted by Seto's fist.

"AHHHH! MY EYE! YOU SON OF A…" Bakura screamed in pain.

"That's what happens to any idiot who tries to send my brother to the shadow realm." Seto said confidently, turning around to see where he was driving.

"Um, Seto, don't you think you were a little hard on him? I mean, it is bleeding…" Ryou said, frantically trying to find a napkin for the blood.

"Hm, it is?" Seto said, unconcerned.

"AH! Bakura's going to die! Ah! Ah! What do I do? What do I do?" Yami screamed going ballistic.

"Relax, it's only a bit of blood. And if he does die, who cares? It's your fault, you convinced him to send my brother to the shadow realm." Seto said coolly, "Oh, and to make matters worse, I think we're lost."

"AHH! Bakura's dying, Seto's an asshole, AND we're lost? How can matters get any worse?" Yami screamed, berserk.

Suddenly, Bakura got up and said, "Hey! I'm not bleeding! YAY! Now I can send Mokuba to the shadow realm!"
Another swift punch from Seto quickly knocked Bakura unconscious.

"There. Now no one's going to touch my brother." Seto said relieved.

"Seto, how can you punch when you're driving?" Ryou asked curiously.

"Hmm… I don't know. You could say I have a talent for it." Seto said uncaringly.

"Touch." Yami said giggling, poking Mokuba.

"Set-o, Yami's poking me!" Mokuba whined.

"If you don't stop, I'll do the same thing I did to your friend." Seto said threateningly.

Yami quickly glanced at the unconscious and bloody-eyed Bakura.

"Er… no thanks. I think I'll take a nap… after… all… the excitement…" Yami said yawning.

"Good. Now two idiots are finally…" Seto started, interrupted by Yami's excited yells.

"Oh! Look! Look! It's Marik! And Angel! Ew, what happened to Joey? He looks dead. Maybe he is dead! Wow, that would rock! Yugi looks dead too! YAY! YUGI AND JOEY ARE DEAD!" Yami screamed excitedly.

Marik raised his eyebrow at the insane Yami. Mokuba lowered the window and yelled, "Hi Marik! How long is left? Is it long? Are we almost there? Are Yugi and Joey dead? Are we really lost? Set said we're lost, and Seto knows EVERYTHING, so…" Mokuba asked rapidly.

"Mokuba, if you want me to answer all your questions, say them slower and ONE at a time, not five. Yeah, we're almost there, and no, they aren't. What makes you think that?" Marik asked, raising his eyebrow.

"Well…" Mokuba started, but the window was being raised automatically.

"Bye Marik!" Mokuba said hyperly, the sugar still in his system.

"Oh, that was Marik?" Ryou asked, cleaning up the bloody and unconscious Bakura.

"Yup!" Mokuba said excitedly, "HesaidthatwerealmostthereandthatYugiandJoeyaren'tdead!" Mokuba said very fast.

"Uh…sure." Ryou said, unable to understand Mokuba.

"Good news is, we're almost there, bad news is that shorty and dog boy aren't dead. Another bad piece of news is that disgrace of all pharaohs back there is still sugar high." Seto said shortly.

"Oh. Well, I think Bakura should be back to normal when he wakes up, so that's a relief. I think he's been sugar high too much today. Twice in one day! If he does again, that would be a new record…" Ryou told Seto in his quiet voice.

After driving boringly for a long, long time

"Yamicanyougetmemybag?" Mokuba asked quickly.

"Sure!" Yami replied, handing Mokuba the bulging backpack.

"You actually understand him?" Seto asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Duh. Who doesn't? He's speaking normal, it's just all of you speak slowly." Yami said very fast, but not nearly as fast as Mokuba.

Everyone just shrugged, as Mokuba was taking out a chocolate bar from his backpack.

"No." Seto said firmly to Mokuba.

"Set-o…" Mokuba began to whine.

"I don't even want to hear it. Your whole bag is filled with them." Seto said calmly, unmoved by Mokuba's continuous whining.

"Oh, look, I think we have arrived!" Ryou said happily, as the SUV was turning to a gated mansion.

"YAY! Seto, we're here!" Mokuba screamed excitedly.

"Hmph." Seto grunted, yet still impressed at the mansion's size.

"WOW! I think we're going to have lots of sendings to the shadow realm, er, fun here! Yami said evilly, rubbing his hands together.

"Don't even think about it." Seto said firmly.

In the SUV (again)

"Look Marik! We're here! Wow, I didn't know it was so big!" Angel said excitedly.

"Yeah. I guess you could compare it to Seto's mansion." Marik said, looking wide eyed at the huge building.

"Mmm… pizza…" Joey said in his sleep.

"Wake up you guys! We're here!" Angel exclaimed excitedly.

Yugi got up instantly, as if he wasn't sleeping in the first place.

"Yay! We're finally here!" Yugi cheerfully said.

"What did I miss?" Joey said sluggishly, slowly waking up from his sleep.

"Everything." Angel said, laughing.

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They are finally at the mansion! Now the real mayhem begins… until then, time for review comments!

Review Comments

Evil Yami: Yes, sugar high people rock! Take over the world for all I care, but don't forget to send me a gift basket! Glad you like the ficcie !

Angela: Finally! Someone who understands how I feel about sugar! Yes, I think you made your point the first time… Yes, Egyptian chocolate does have more sugar, and because I am in Egypt I eat it all the time. IloveitsodangmuchIdon'tthinkIcanleaveEgypt…Oh well… Malik? I'm a Marik fan, but I don't like Malik much. Mental gangster. Heh. That's new. To me he's more of a mental idiot who tried to take over the world but failed. Stupid idiot… that's Evil Yami's job… XD. I kid, I kid. Ok, I am really glad you like my ficcie! I don't think you are crazy, but hey, I'm crazy! Bye bye, Angela!

Moondalian: Yes, it had to be done. I can't make fun of just Yugi and Joey you know. Yes, people may not like the fact I make fun of him, but oh well. Everyone is going to be made fun of, so don't worry. Relax now, don't go berserk…

Blackmagic111090: Oh you are? Well, I don't like bacon much either, but bacon is bacon. No way, I can't do that to Seto. Or Ryou. Oh well, I'm done with the chapter anyway, so tell me what you think! Bye bye!

Dreammistress Jade: I guess that's how Seto gets money. XD JK, yeah, I agree. Bad Seto! Oh, well. As for your review on my other fic, I really didn't know that about Bakura, so I made up a reason. I guess he could want revenge by taking the throne or something… its not like it matters anymore. Oh well, TTFN!

God'sChildX: Come back here fudger! Gimme my chocolate! Oh well… takes chocolate ice cream yum… chocolate…

Emma: Yes, I know, please tell me what you think! I don't know what ja ne means, I don't speak Japanese, only Arabic and English. It must mean something like goodbye I guess. Bye bye!

Atem's Queen of The Nile: Is that you yugiohfreak? I guess it must be. Hey, I thought you said you died? Or was it that you were moving? AH! You came back from the dead! Your spirit is haunting me! AHHHHH! JK, but seriously, didn't you say you weren't going to be on for like a month? Maybe Tea will come... but if she does, I doubt she'll have her obsession. No… well… I really don't know. Ok, bye bye!