Hello! It was an awesome birthday! I had a blast! I went to Disneyland! Wheeeeeeeee! It was awesome! I make you so jealous, no? Hee hee, well you probably can't stand the suspense, so… READ ON!

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Everyone (excluding Bakura) started screaming at the top of his or her voices. Well, actually, Joey was barking like a mad dog, but what's the difference? Bakura started to stir and then he woke up groggily.

"Wuzhappin'?" Bakura said rubbing his eyes, then hearing everyone scream, looked at what was in front of him, and started to join the screaming.

"AH! IT'S TOO… UGLY!" Yami said hysterically, eyes wide open, staring in front of him.

"THEN COVER YOUR EYES!" Angel screamed covering her own. (And Marik's)

And it was…

BLEEEP! We interrupt this fanfic to bring you…

"Get on with it!" Yugi yelled angrily.

"Fine…" Said the weird narrator voice from the ceiling.

Hmm… maybe I'll be mean to you and NOT tell you… are you sure? Are you REALLY sure? Are you really really really sure you're ready for this? Yes? No? Fudge? (Audience): GET ON WITH IT!

Hmph. So rude! Well, after wasting some time, here is the horrifying sight. Are you still sure you wanna know? Ok, but don't blame me when you howl at the thought.

Imagine Pegasus. In a boxers with little cartoons on them. Which to tell you the truth, would only look good if it was Seto or someone sexy, not this old mental dude. Plus he dyed his hair. A revolting shade of hot pink. (I don't think THAT looks good on anybody) And he was drinking wine. Out of the bottle. And guess who was with him. I'll give you three guesses. You got it on the 2nd, didn't you? I know these things people, I am an all knowing authoress!

It was…

BLEEEP! We interrupt this fan- suddenly gets strangled by Yugi

"GET ON WITH IT, DAMMIT! AND STOP INTERRUPTING!" Yugi bellowed, as he continued to strangle me…

Fine! I guess I won't tell you after all! Oh well, I have to, or reviewers would send their pink ninja bunnies on me…

Ok, it was…

Malik. Hugging Pegasus. And drinking wine out of a bottle too. Pegasus didn't seem to notice Malik HUGGING him, so he continued to drink. D'you know what Malik was wearing? Erm, I don't think I should tell you, yet…

"MALIK? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Marik roared in rage. He pulled Angel's hand away from his eyes, and marched to Malik, who was still unaware of their presence, started to jump up and down.

"I love candy… hic… and PEGASUS… hic… and I love Angel… hic… but I still love the pharaoh the most… hic…" Malik said, drunk, and maniacally.

"That is just SICK AND WRONG, MAN!" Yami yelled at Malik.

"Erm, why is Pegasus wearing boxers?" Yugi asked confusedly, pointing at Pegasus.

Everybody stared like this:0.0 at his boxers. And yet, their eyes grew even bigger when they saw what Malik was wearing.

"AH! NOOO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Bakura said hysterically, covering his eyes.

Malik was wearing fluffy pink boxers. Not only that, but he was also wearing fluffy pink robes, socks, even gloves. All around, Malik was one fluffy demon of destruction.

"Where did you get those clothes?" Marik asked sharply, as he dragged his Yami away.

"I got em from… hic… Ishizu's CLOSET! IT HAS DANGERS I TELL YOU!" Malik screamed suddenly.

"Tell me about it… with all the pink fluffiness, why wouldn't it be?" Bakura muttered, this time a bit more sanely.

"Ah, you're afraid of fluffiness, aren't you Bakura?" Angel asked, watching Marik drag Malik away.

"In that case… FLUFFY PINK BUNNIES!" Yami screamed at Bakura, causing him to scream loudly, not to mention like a little girl.

While Bakura was yelling and cursing at the laughing pharaoh, Joey started to sniff Pegasus.

"Hah. I told you he was a mutt." Seto muttered, still holding the bags.

Joey growled at Seto, while he started to lick the wine on the floor spilled by Malik when he was being dragged away by his hikari.

"NO! Bad boy, no drinking wine for bad dogs like you!" Yugi said sternly, as if he really was a dog.

Joey whimpered, but obeyed. He sat on the floor sullenly, still pouting.

"I wonder where Marik is now…" Angel wondered.

At the mental asylum

"I know I have pressed this on you once, but I need to make it clear… DON'T LET MY YAMI OUT OF THIS MENTAL ASYLUM!" Marik yelled angrily at the clerk.

"Oh, great, you brought him just in time for his sleeping shot!" The clerk said excitedly, pulling out a needle out of nowhere, filled with green liquid.

Suddenly Malik woke up and screamed, "AH! The mental lady is going to give me a shot! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Malik started running (with the fluffy pink clothes) and started screaming that he saw dead people. About 10 different nurses started to chase him, all of the with huge needles filled with different colored liquids.

"I guess I should go know…" Marik said sweatdropping, exiting the mental asylum.

"NOOO! HIKARI I NEED YOU! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THESE PEOPLE!" Malik continued to scream over and over.

Back at the mansion

Marik suddenly appeared out of nowhere, as if he was never gone in the first place.

"I don't think I'm going to ask how you got the mental asylum and back so quickly," Angel said sweatdropping.

"MY PORTAL!" Yami screamed at the top of his voice.

"Erm, yeah, it's in the van, so I used it…" Marik said sheepishly.

"Wow, I'm tired. What a day… let's go to sleep now…" Ryou said, yawning.

"But what about Mr. Looney Toons over there?" Seto said coldly, pointing with his one finger not used for supporting the bags at Pegasus.

Suddenly, the hyperactive Mokuba suddenly fell on the floor and started snoring.

"Great. Mokuba's asleep, Pegasus is drunk, and we're all tired. What now?" Angel said sleepily, starting to fall asleep herself.

"I dunno." Marik said, shrugging.

"Don't ask me," Yugi said, trying to tame both Yami and Joey at the same time. (Which is impossible)

"Hey, I'm just a stupid pharaoh," Yami said picking his nose and eating it.

"WOOF!" Joey barked, jumping up excitedly.

"FLUFFY!" Bakura said hysterically, hiding from the fluffiness.

"You're all insane." Seto muttered, still carrying the bags which started to tire his arms.

"Sugar…" Mokuba muttered in his sleep.

"I guess we'll just have to leave him here." Ryou sighed.

"The mystery is how he got here in the first place." Angel said sleepily.

Suddenly, out of the blue, Pegasus turned to Bakura and spoke.

"Bakura! I am the lord over all that is fluffy. FEAR ME! Mwahahahahaha!" Pegasus said with lunacy.

"NO! He's here to eat me!" Bakura squealed, hiding behind Ryou, who just rolled his eyes.

"It's not exactly the best idea, but what can we do?" Yugi said cheerfully.

"Whatever, I'm leaving tomorrow anyway." Seto said shrugging.

"WOOF!" Joey barked again.

"Ack!" Yami spat, who was choking on the booger he ate.

"Sugar…" Mokuba muttered again.

"Well, let's go up to our rooms." Angel said, even more tired than before, "There are three rooms available… one (purple door): Me, Marik (unfortunately) Joey… two (white door): Ryou, Bakura, and (ha ha) Yugi and three (blue door): Seto, Mokuba, and (lucky you) Yami. Any questions? Get it, got it, good. Night all…"

It was obvious that everyone (well, except for Angel) objected to this, but what could they do? It was her house. (Well, at least her uncle's)

They all climbed up the stairs (Joey with obvious difficulty) while Seto (MAID!) dropped off the baggage to each owner's doors, and then went back down to get his own. Oh, and Mokuba was mysteriously levitated to the room. (0.0 WTF?) Do you know who did it?

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End! Well, at least now they can go to sleep. Damn… 6 chapters to even get in the house? Heh, I like to explain in great detail I guess. So, do you people like? Yes, no, WTF? Or maybe… CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM! YUM! Okay, even though there is a rumor that you aren't allowed to, it's time for review comments!

Illegal Review Comments:

Moondalian: Hello! Erm, like I said, sorry for calling you dude. See? I told you I'd update! I was bored, SO I updated! See how nice I am? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Erm, sorry, that never happened…

Sean's Girlfriend: YAY! You reviewed again! Thanks so much! I love your reviews! Cool! Alaska… I bet it was REAL hot compared to Egypt (wink wink) right back atcha! Thank you! Yes, I am so happy my birthday was here, but its been five days… .;; well, birthdays only come ONCE a year! Thanks Youko, Sean, and of course, you! Can't wait to read your fic when you post it! MY PORTAL! Bye bye!

Atem's Queen of the Nile: Hello again, Andrea! What's up?

Mokuba: (snores)

Me: (sweatdrops) Ok, that was… erm, nice…

Everyone: (frozen)

Me: (takes flamethrower from out of the portal) I shall save you! (Blasts everyone)

Everyone: AH! We're on FIRE!

Me: MWHAHAHA! So, you like my surprise? Silly ain't it… next chapter, find out what Pegasus does when they're sleeping. 0.0 Bum bum bum! Later!

blackmagic111090: Hello, blackmagic! What's going on at camp? Fun, stupid, fudge? You don't have to answer that… Well, thanks for reviewing as usual, have an awesome summer!

DreammistressJade: Helllllllooooo! Sorry… well, Thanks for saying happy birthday! YAY! throw confetti Yup, fanfiction is getting a bit strange… oh, didja know that there's supposedly a new rule that said you can't do review comments? Ain't it weird? Well, I do loooove Fruit's Basket, IT ROCKS! Who's your fave? You already know mine if you read my profile! Mmm… DOUGHNUTS! Eats them all What you lookin' at?

Join me next time when Pegasus erm, invades their rooms! Find out the dark secrets of the Yu-Gi-Oh casts sleeping habits! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so evil! Bye bye!