Hello everybody! Thank you for joining us to discover the horrible sleeping habits of the YGO gang! Oh, and what they wear as pajamas. Well, and an OC, not to mention a mutt, a maid, and a sugar high kid whose brother is a maid. Well, discover what happens when a boxer wearing, half naked, pink haired, toon obsessed maniac does to them while they're sleeping… did I mention you get to know how they sleep? J/K, well, read on to discover… well, I think you get it by now. R&R!

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Pegasus, thinking twisted thoughts in that twisted, repulsive, foul… (Ok, I'll stop) mind of his was sneaking around the huge mansion in… boxers. Luckily the gang had fallen asleep the instant their heads hit the pillow, so they didn't have to see Pegasus. While you, on the other hand have to imagine a half naked Pegasus… stop! Don't think about it! Oh well, you still did. Eeew! What kind of sick-minded pervert would think about a half naked Pegasus? Close this page now, you pervert! NO! I was kidding! Read and Review! NOW!

ANYWAYS… Pegasus was laughing maniacally (REALLY LOUDLY) but since the whole gang was fast asleep, of course they didn't hear him. He snuck into the PURPLE door, and (still laughing maniacally) watched as the mutt, the tomb keeper, and (can't think of a name for Angel) some girl sleeping. Well, Angel and Marik were kinda sleeping on the same bed (don't get any ideas) but it wasn't necessarily the same bed, just two small beds put together. (Now I wonder who did that…) Joey (the mutt) was sleeping at the foot of the bed, curled up in a little ball like a dog would. Well, Angel was muttering something in her sleep about cake… and Marik… and cake again… and then Marik again… and then… ah, who cares? You know it's going to be cake, right? Well, you're WRO- no wait, you are right. Oops, my mistake.

Well, Marik looked like he was dead, kind of like a mummy, with his arms across his chest. It was really freaky, because he did look like a mummy. He was wearing purple (DUH! Marik ALWAYS wears purple) shirt (sleeveless) with logo that said: 'I am going to take over the world! After my coffee break… wait, I don't drink coffee'. Sure, it's a long logo, but then again, since when did it matter? Well, it WAS Malik's before he went insane. Well, there was nothing on the pants, which only had little rubber duckies on it. Hey, since when did Malik have a sense of style? Besides, it was the only pajamas he owned, and he doesn't go shopping; and neither do the rare hunters…

Since Angel was wearing a disturbingly hot pink and black top and shorts, there wasn't anything special about her. Well, the logo did say 'I have a Marik obsession… Gotta a problem, punk?' but what's so unusual about that? I'm sure YOU have a pajama with a picture or logo of your bishie! (Authoress look in your closet) AHA! Oh no wait… that's your underwear… EEEP! (Throws it back into your closet) That didn't happen…

To get back on track, Joey, a.k.a. mutt was wearing… a dog suit. A golden retriever to be exact. And he was muttering in his sleep "Bacon... woof… doughnuts… woof… Mai Valentine… woof… I love them all…"

Pegasus pulled out a computer out of nowhere and typed up a confession of love from mutt to Mai, and sent it. Then he pulled out a tape recorder, and recorded what Joey was saying, and sent it to her too. Then he took pictures of all of them and posted it on the Internet. How he got all of this equipment, don't look at me. Blame the portal.

Also, he pulled Angel and Marik's beds apart, so when Angel attempted to glomp him in her sleep, she fell down on the floor and started glomping Joey instead. Wait till she sees that she's been glomping a mutt… Of course, Joey thought it was Mai (remember, they were sleeping) so he started licking her face. Pegasus howled with laughter as he posted all of these pictures on the Internet.

What prank did Pegasus play on Marik? Well, he went through the portal to the mental asylum and grabbed Malik. The nurses were STILL chasing him, but when they saw Pegasus, they stopped dead and whispered to each other, "Hey isn't that the owner of that one company, Industrial Illusions? What the hell is he doing here in cartoon rabbit boxers?"

Well, anyways, Pegasus put Malik where Angel SHOULD be, and Malik, excited that his Hikari was sleeping next to him, started to hug him and squeal, "You're back hikari! I knew you loved me!"

Of course, since Marik was practically dead, how would he know who it was?

After Pegasus laughed like a maniac lunatic, he went to the next door… the white one. He dragged all of the equipment with him, just in case (wink wink).

Pegasus pushed the white door open, and stared at the three boys in the room. Yugi was wearing a fluffy pink pajama, and around his neck was a chain. I wonder who's afraid of FLUFFY stuff. Hmm…

Well, Bakura was holding on to his hikari like he was going to die tomorrow. I guess the fluffy stuff almost did drive him insane. Ryou was sleeping normally, except had a little difficulty with his dark clutching on him like a (what are those thorny little things that stick to your clothes?). Ryou was wearing a totally white pajama, nothing unusual… except for the facial mask on his face. His eyes were covered with cucumbers and green stuff was spread all over his face. No wonder his skin is so smooth…

Bakura, on the other hand, was wearing all black… with torture devices sticking out of the huge pockets. Hehe... no wonder Bakura always has the perfect torture item with him. Although he was clutching to his light, the sharp items were cutting through his hikari's pajamas. Leaving huge gaping holes, where you could see his body… good thing he wears underwear. No, don't think about it, fangirls!

Yugi, as I mentioned before, was wearing pink, fluffy pj's. Fluffy shorts, fluffy slippers, even. His shirt was one size too big, because he always thought he would get his growth spurt soon. It never came, so till this day, he waits until the pajama's fit him. I guess he's going to wait awhile… Well, with a chain around his neck, he had a hard time breathing… lets hope he doesn't suffocate overnight.

Pegasus sneaked behind Yugi, and took his fluffy clothes. Now Yugi was in HIS boxers, which had fluffy pink rabbits on them. The shade of pink went perfectly with Pegasus' hair. What is wrong with Pegasus? Pegasus then switched clothes with Bakura, and put Bakura's clothes on Yugi. Oh, did I mention thatYugi had a little doll of Yami, which he put a fluffy pink robe on? Yes, very disturbing…

Because Bakura's clothes were a few sizes (more like 100) too big on Yugi, the clothes started slipping off. And Bakura? Well, I guess you could say he isn't going to be a happy camper when he wakes up… especially because the clothes were so tight, it was nearly impossible to take them off. With all the torture devices in Yugi's pocket, Pegasus took them all out, and stuck them inside the Yami doll… it looked like voodoo doll with 20 different kind of knives in Yami's head. Of course, Yugi was going to probably cry over his doll.

Pegasus then took an especially big knife and put it in Bakura's hand, so it looked like he was trying to kill Ryou. Once again, I told you Pegasus had a twisted mind. Then he took pictures, and posted them on the same website.

Moving on… Pegasus reached the final door, the blue one, with an evil grin on his face. Now he could destroy two of his enemies at the same time; Seto and Yami, with a bonus of Seto's brother.

The door creaked as he opened it slowly. He peaked inside, with all three males sleeping soundly. Well, except for Yami, who was snoring worse than Joey. His head was lolling off the bed, and his legs were strait up the wall. His hands were flopping off the bed, so you would think he was dead, if he weren't snoring so loudly. Yami's shirt said 'Seto sucks ass' and it had a picture of Seto being run over by a truck. Not exactly the kind of shirt you would want Mokuba to see…

Seto's trench coat was in the trash can, as he apparently tried to stuff it inside the tiny space. Along the wall were twenty or so wall angers, all of them with Seto's trench coats on them. (A/N: Wasn't he going to leave the next day? Then why bother unpacking? I guess he'll HAVE to stay… MWAHAHAHAHA!) Now, this is what Seto's pajamas look like (you've been waiting all chapter for this, haven't you?) Well, they were silk, dark blue. And on the front, was a little badge sewn in, and it said: 'I am the King of Games. Not that addlepated twit. Fear me. Rawr. Rawr, rawr. Rawr, rawr, rawr. RAWR!'

I guess Seto didn't know what it said, because it sounded pretty stupid. Another mini-badge was sewn on the pants. It said: 'You live for me. Why deny it? I know you love me.'

I guess the printing was too small to see, even with Seto's perfect vision. Well, with a magnifying glass you could, but otherwise, nope. Well, unless you're Pegasus or Malik. He also had a mini Blue Eyes sewn in too, so he looked like a boy scout with a few badges. (Or should I say GIRL scout? Or maybe even a maid scout. Hehe. I'm SO evil)

Mokuba was wearing a HUGE t-shirt that looked like a dress on Mokuba. It said, 'I live for my brother. He's the King of Games! No, really!' (A/N: Do you get it? It's basically saying that Seto ISN'T the king of games, because it says no, comma, then really. I got it from the1koolkitty.) It was blue, with little mini heads of Seto with a crown on his head.

Yami was sleeping on a twin bed, and Seto and Mokuba was sleeping on a bunk bed, Mokuba on top and Seto on the bottom. (Aww… I guess Seto is afraid of heights!)

Pegasus was developing evil pranks to pull on the three. First, he went to Yami and Mokuba. It was kind of hard to reach Mokuba, so he took Yami's shirt off first. (Jeez, Pegasus likes to take of their shirts a lot) Then he climbed up (with great difficulty up the children's ladder) to Mokuba, and took HIS shirt off (not the old switcheroo again) and put on Yami's. On the back, Pegasus wrote, 'My brother is a stinkin' thief' in permanent marker.

Then he climbed down (more like fell down) the ladder, and crossed out brother and replaced it with 'boyfriend, Seto'. Then he crossed out 'No, really' and replaced it with, 'Not me, I'm just a sugar high, suck ass, pharaoh.' In the end, the shirt now read, 'I live for my boyfriend, Seto. He's the King of Games, not me, I'm just a sugar high, suck ass, pharaoh.'

Pegasus cackled in laughter as his pink hair flew around him wildly. He left the blue room, (you might be thinking, 'What about Seto?') and went inside the other rooms to collect their wallets. (In Bakura's case, millennium ring, and in Yugi's case, fluffy pink wallet, and millennium puzzle) Pegasus then placed the in Seto's hands, or on his bed. Then he took red paint and splattered on his silk pajama's 'THIEF' in capitalized letters. Then he took permanent marker and wrote on his forehead, 'I stol youre walets and milenium itemz' in horrible spelling. (whoever said he was a genius?) And finally, he took pictures of all of them, and placed it on the same website. Now his job was done. Before he left, he tacked a piece of paper with the website where he posted the pictures on the blue door.

His job of pranking finally done, Pegasus went downstairs to enjoy the rest of his wine, and fell asleep in a pool of wine.

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I had sooooo much fun writing this chapter! I loved making up pranks to play on the chars! Well, in the end, I started losing my touch, but oh well. Now, it is time to respond to your wonderful reviews!

Review Comments

Atem's Queen of the Nile: Hello once more! So… didja like the pranks? I didn't really work on them, I just got them out of the top of my head. So, you like? I was kind of mild of Yami (yeah right) I don't think the prank on him was that good. I think the prank with Angel and Joey was my favorite. Actually, I think purple door was the best. Well, tell me what you think! Bad mokie! No more sugar for you!

Mokuba: (whines) Why? You were mean to me!

Me: Yeah right. Your prank was lame compared to the rest.

Mokuba: So?

Me: Whatever. Well, TTFN!

Mokuba: Don't forget to give me some SUGAR!

Blackmagic111090: Well, there you go. Malik was hugged. By his hikari! Well, actually Malik was hugging his hikari, but what's the difference? I luuuv care bears. TO DESTROY THEM! Mwahahahahaha! I will buy them all! Well, later, bye!

DreammistressJade: (Nods in approval) Yup, you have good taste. I like Hatsuharu too, but Hatori-san is my favorite. Whoa. You typed it A LOT. I guess you really do love him. I don't like Rin. After reading volume 11, I kinda think she's a bitch. NO! Update Cupid NOW! If you don't I'll… I dunno. Well, so what, I update anyway. I don't think they're really going to punish us for something like review comments. Well, TTFN! It's always nice to hear from you!

Moondalian: Hello! Malik was in this chapter… again. I don't think Marik likes that very much… hehe… it took me FOREVER to write this chapter, but I tried to finish it ASAP, because I'm stuck at home. Well, later!

Otakuintraining: Yup, Mokie rocks! Well, I hope you liked this chapter! By the way, I read your fic, The Past, but the review box was being stupid, so I couldn't review. I like your fic! Update it soon, okay?

Join me next time to discover their reactions… hee hee, I think I'll have as much fun as I did writing this chapter. Well, TTFN!