I realized near the end of last chapter, I was losing my touch on pranks… I also feel really bad I haven't updated for such a freakin' long time. It's not that I had writer's block; I was just too lazy to write the chapter. ;; sorry. Anyways, I have a REALLY important note. I haven't checked the stats for the fic ever since it was created, but now seeing it has 815 hits, and ONLY 51 reviews, and so many people actually reading the fic, I really REALLY would love you (erm, not in a lesbo way) if you reviewed. I don't care if you put one word for God's sake, just REVIEW! This is mainly because I'm such a review pig, but it makes me sad when people don't review. I know you read it, but I want FEEDBACK! I really don't mind flames, and suggestions would ROCK! I would definitely give you credit for it, so if you have ideas, TELL! That is all…
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Bright sunshine shined through the stained glass window, burning into Angel's eyes. She swatted it, but it didn't really help… Angel attempted to grab a pillow, but then realizing she wasn't on the bed, and instead of the oh-so-fine Marik sleeping next to her was the oh-so-unfine (is that a word? 0.0) Joey panting on the floor next to her. Angel's eyes widened as she screamed in terror, nearly jumping 3 feet off the ground. Joey licked her face and started to attempt to scratch the back of his ear with his foot, failing miserably. Angel stared dumbfounded at Joey, and then looked up slowly at the two Egyptian boys sleeping on the bed. Angel narrowed her eyes and got up, stomping to the bed, where Malik was hugging his light possessively, and snoring snot bubbles out of his nose. Angel's eyes were burning with fire as she bonked her bishie on the head with a pillow (which doesn't hurt very much, mind you)
Angel stared as her near dead bishie continued to remain in his trancelike state, as she frowned and took a folder from the desk and bonked her bishie on the head as hard as she could, making a loud thump sound. Marik's lavender eyes instantly opened as he growled at his girlfriend.
"What the fuck was that for?" Marik growled angrily, glaring up at Angel.
Angel pointed huffily at the Yami hugging her boyfriend and yelled' "You tell me, double-crosser!"
"You have some nerve, bitch, to call me a dou-" Marik said angrily, until he realized that his dark was hugging him possessively and glomping him. Marik looked up at Angel, eyes wide opened, and screamed. Malik blinked and woke up.
"Good morning my dear," Malik said maniacally, looking up at Marik like Chuckie the Killer Doll.
Marik scrambled out of bed and stepped on Joey's paw/ hand. Joey howled angrily as he barked ferociously at the guy in boxers sleeping on the bed, blinking as if there was nothing wrong.
"What?" Malik asked, blinking innocently.
"That's it! No more Mr. Nice Hikari!" Marik said angrily, as he dragged Malik back into the portal in the van.
"You know you love me," Marik said sweetly, "After all, you DID sleep with me."
Marik looked like he was about to vomit, as he dragged his Yami screaming, "That is just sick and wrong, you little faggot! You're a sick little fag, you know that?"
Angel blinked looked down at Joey who was whimpering at his hurt hand, from when Marik stepped on it. Angel rolled her eyes and started to pat his head until Marik came back, earning her a few licks from Joey.
"Bad dog!" Angel scolded, as Joey tried to lick her face. "I don't want Marik to think you were kissing me. That would make me a…" Angel stopped for a second, realizing that she HAD double crossed Marik by sleeping next to Joey at night.
"It'll be our secret, 'kay?" Angel whispered in a hush voice as she started to pat Joey's head again.
In the White Room…Yugi opened his eyes slowly as he sluggishly got up. He had a nightmare that his precious Yami doll was voodooed… Yugi laughed, knowing that nothing could ever happen to his widdle Yami doll…
The doll was lying on the floor, a various amount of knives sticking out of his head. The fluffy pink robe was torn and ragged, and altogether looked like it belonged in the trash. Yugi looked at Bakura who was muttering in his sleep 'pink.. fluffy… PINK FLUFFY BUNNIES!' Then he slowly realized that Bakura was wearing his pajamas and he looked dow at himself. The huge shirt was falling down, and was long enough to be a nightgown. Yugi started to cry at the loss of his doll, and shook Bakura really hard for stealing his warm, fuzzy pink pajamas. Then Yugi realized that Bakura had a knife in his hand, and there were huge gashes in Ryou's clothing. Slowly, Yugi comprehended what was going on.
"Murderer!" Yugi screeched at Bakura, who woke up instantly, "First you destroy my beloved doll, then you stelal my lovely pink, fuzzy pj's, which you could have borrowed if you only asked, and NOW you're trying to kill RYOU? I am deeply ASHAMED IN YOU…"
Bakura stared, bewildered, as he noticed that Yugi was wearing his pajamas. Bakura looked down in horror as he screamed like a girl.
"AHHHHHHHH! PINK AND FUZZY BUNNIES ARE EATING ME ALIVE! GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF…"
Bakura was interrupted by Ryou slamming him in the face really hard. Bakura stared sumbly as Ryou cleared his throat.
"Someone has obviously stole your ring, Yugi's necklace, and er, killed Yugi's YAMI doll, switched your pajamas, and… What the…? Why do I have big, gaping gashes in my pajamas?"
Bakura smiled sheepishly as he tried to hide the foot long knife behind his back, as Ryou glared at him.
Well, Ryou's cucumbers were actually staring at him, but after they fell out, Ryou was staring at him.
Anyways, so after Ryou scolded Bakura about playing with toture devices, Bakura started to scream hysterically again and tried to take the tight pink clothes that practically stuck to his skin, as Yugi cried hysterically about how could God let his doll be tortured. Ryou just flopped back into bed, as he tried to go to asleep again, ignoring both Bakura and Yugi.
"Hey, Ryou, don't you CARE that I'm being eaten alive by flesh eating BUNNIES?" Bakura asked, as he stopped suddenly.
"I would if you just shut up," Ryou muttered, as he tried to cover his head with the bed covers.
"Okay." Bakura said, shrugging, as he started going into hysterics again. And that's how we leave the white room…
The Blue Room…All of them were sleeping not so peacefully (who could with Yami's snoring?) until Mokuba blinked his widdle iddy biddy teeny weenie eyes, wondering what in the seven hells was going on.
"What the hell?" Mokuba said aloud as he looked at his shirt, which had a picture of his brother getting run over by a truck on the front and a logo that said 'My brother is a stinkin' thief'. Mokuba blinked and climbed down the ladder to show his big brother the shirt that he found. Mokuba stared at his brother, wondering if it was a dream. His brother was covered in red paint, and the whole gang's wallets were piled on the bed, with unintelligible words written on his brother's forehead.
"Big brother?" Mokuba said loudly, "Wake up!"
Seto remained sleeping as Mokuba huffed.
"WAKE UP!" Mokuba screamed, earning another groan from Seto. Mokuba suddenly got a wicked idea and whispered so you could barely hear, 'fuck'
Seto suddenly jumped up and shot at Mokuba, "I NEVER want to hear you using that word again, do you hear me? And WHAT is that on your…" Suddenly Seto stopped dead. He touched his forehead, and looked down at his ruined clothes, which were splattered with paint.
"Dammit!" Seto swore loudly as he quickly glanced at Mokuba to see if he heard. Mokuba smiled innocently as Seto stared at him. Seto gave him one last look as he went to inspect Yami's shirt.
Seto stared down at the writing that said 'I live for my boyfriend, Seto. He's the King of Games, not me, I'm just a sugar high, suck ass, pharaoh.'
Seto looked like this for the first time ever: 0.0
He snickered at the last sentenced, but turned green at the first. Then Seto glanced at the bed, realizing that he also had Yami's millennium necklace. Seto smirked as he began to hide the stuff (wallets, hem hem) inside his bag. Seto then laughed evilly, and then Yami suddenly woke up.
"You did it!" Yami said suddenly, "It's all your fault!"
Everyone that heard Yami (which was pretty much everyone in the house) gathered inside the blue room, staring at Seto.
"What?" Seto growled, as he glared at all of them. He turned away when he saw Bakura almost completely naked, trying to get the pink fuzziness off of his body.
"Seto, d'you have anything to do with the sudden disappearance of our wallets.. and pranks?" Angel asked sarcastically, looking at his forehead as if it was written there (Which it was)
Seto continued to glare as he handed back the wallets.
"But that's all, I swear." Seto mumbled, as he tried to get the marker off his forehead, which seemed to be permanent.
"What's this?" Ryou asked curiously, as he pulled the piece of paper with the name of a website off the door, "It seems like some kind of website."
"No shit, Sherlock," Angel said sarcastically, earning a death glare from Bakura, "I say we go. Maybe we'll find the culprit," Angel said, eyeing Seto.
Angel sat at the desk in the blue room as she turned on the laptop. Accessing the internet (which took FOREVER) she finally typed in the website as they all stared anxiously at the screen. While Seto was still rubbing off the marker, Mokuba repeating 'dammit' ove rand over, Yugi still crying about his doll and hugging Yami, who was examining his shirt, and actually puked on Yugi, Bakura now finally free of the pink fuzziness was stomping on it maniacally, but naked, Ryou rolling his eyes and handing Bakura a pair of boxers, Joey barking, and Marik... well, Marik was gone… let's check on him shall we?
Mental AsylumMalik was running around the asylum screaming "I slept with my hikari!" over and over again, Marik felt like he was going to die of humiliation, not only was it because it was true, but because it made him gay. The nurses exchanged nervous glances at Marik, who was blushing slightly at the fact he was still in his Pajamas. He suddenly slapped his Yami, making him fall down, letting the doctors stick their pointy long sword-needles up his butt.
"DO I get another jacket?" was the last thing Marik heard his Yami say before he entered the portal… gee, that portal sure is handy. Even if it's in the bathroom….
Back at the MansionNow that you know Marik is back, and the Internet was damned slow loading the web page, all of them were waiting anxiously. Suddenly, all of the pictures become clear. They were so embarrassing, Angel nearly ran out of the room. Angel stared in horror at the pictures of her and Joey glomping each other in their sleep. Marik stared at Angel in disbelief as Angel scrolled down. There, were pictures of… Malik in pink boxers actually kissing, YES, KISSING, his hikari on the cheek. Angel gave Marik a wicked look with her eyebrows, as she continued to scroll down. When the picture of a voodooed Yami doll came, Yami broke down in tears (smelling like barf) and Yami saying passionately, "Oh, Yugi, you DO care!" (about what?)
One picture was of Bakura holding a knife above Ryou's head, as I he was going to murder him. Ryou narrowed his eyes at his dark, who was smiling awkwardly as he scooted away from him/ Ryou pulled out a knife from Bakura's bag and held it above his head; Bakura was screaming (again) like a girl as Ryou started to crack up.
"What's so funny?" Bakura asked, frowning.
"You're… expression… it's just too funny!" Ryou said, as he started gasping for breath.
ANYWYAS… They stared at the pictures of Seto, Mokuba and Yami, as they all howled with laughter at the logos (except the one who was wearing it) and wiped tears away from the laughter. They were still as mad as hell at the one who pulled the pranks, and were ready to kill the prankster.
"For my doll!" Yugi shouted, as he held his fist up.
"Actually, I'm just going to beat the hell out of the prankster for making me sleep with Joey " Angel shuddered, as everyone murmured about what the prankster did to them.
Angel scrolled all the way down to the bottom, which was interrupted by… an email.
"What now?" Angel said, rolling her eyes. Joey barked and panted as he looked at the screen.
Angel clicked on the message as a message from Mai appeared. It said…
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! I'm sorry, but we cannot show you this message. Please try again another time.
Well, anyways, Joey was sobbing (in a doglike way I guess) as he continued to howl. Angel gave him a quick pat on the back, because Mai's words were really harsh.
Angel scrolled all the way down to find who it was... (as you all SHOULD know --;) It was…. Pegasus.
"When I get my hands on that piece of shit…" Yami swore as he pretended to wring an imaginary person's neck. Everyone muttered in agreement and yelled together "GET PEGASUS!"
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That's it. I'm tired, and I decided to end it here. I only type this in my free time, but I decided to be nice and update because of the many hits it received. Yes, I'm so nice. Anyways, I'm way too tired to do review comments, so adios. Till next chapter. Don't forget to review! PLEASE! Oh, and I think this chapter is a total piece of crap, I know it sucks ass. What do you think? It's not very funny, is it?