Isn't That Me?

Chapter 1

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Summary: Disaster strikes! Hermione wakes up one morning to find herself in the body of...Draco?! Draco wakes up and find himself in the body of Hermione! This can't be it? DMHG fanfic!

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"Don't make me hex you mudblood!" Draco sneered as Hermione and himself glared at each other menacingly with their wands pointing at each other.

"I'd like to see you try, ferret-face!" Hermione shot back.

"Impedimenta!"

"Scourgify!"

A ray of silver light streamed out of Draco's wand tip, colliding with Hermione's bubble-gum pink one. A huge ball of golden light (that resembled an orb) formed in the air before it exploded and had both Hermione and Draco thrown backward.

They got up gingerly, glaring daggers at each other. Just then, Professor Snape came walking by. "What are you two doing?!" he hissed angrily. "She started it!" Draco said quickly, pointing an accusing finger at Hermione. Hermione opened her mouth to argue but Snape spoke. "I don't care who started it! 50 points from Gryffindor-" Draco smirked triumphantly. "AND Slytherin!" Draco's mouth dropped open.

Hermione smirked. "The both of you follow me!" Snape stormed towards Dumbledore's office muttering darkly to himself. Hermione and Draco shot angry looks at each other before walking off to follow Snape.

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Hermione and Draco glared at each other again when they sat plopped themselves onto chairs in front of Dumbledore's desk.

Dumbledore peered at them thorugh his half-moon glasses. "I never expected this from you two," he said. Hermione lowered her head. She had surprised herself with her reaction at Malfoy's teasing too.

"Sorry, Professor," she said quietly. "It won't happen again."

Dumbledore nodded severely. Draco rolled his eyes.

"Sorry," he mumbled in an inaudible voice. Dumbledore was going to nod and let them leave but Hermione jumped in. "What was that Malfoy? I don't think Professor Dumbledore heard you properly," Hermione said, glaring hard at him, yet smirking happily at the look on his face. That looked sort of scared Draco but he didn't show it.

"I'm so-" Draco said through gritted teeth.

"It's alright," Dumbledore interrupted him. "You may go now."

Hermione and Draco cast one last glare at each other and stomped off in different directions.

-----The Next Day (Saturday)-----

Hermione woke up, squinting at the brightness. She yawned and stretched like a cat before getting out of bed. She looked around. She was the only one in the dorms. Puzzled, she checked the clock. -2.45- She dropped the clock in alarm.

Oh Merlin! I was supposed to be up at 8.30! she thought frantically. She ran into the bathroom to wash up...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" she let out a shrill shriek when she looked in the mirror. Her voice had gone deep. And her face...was Draco Malfoy's face. She rubbed her eyes in disbelief and looked in the mirror again. Yep. She looked exactly like Malfoy. This is not happening! she cried to herself.

She quickly changed into robes and looked at herself in the mirror and a mischevious smile spread across her face...

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Draco woke up and rubbed his eyes. He yawned and walked into the bathroom. He grabbed his toothbrush and put toothpaste on it. He stuck it into his mouth and raised his eyes to the mirror in front of him. He smiled. I look so hot with my brown eyes...he thought but he quickly cut himself off.

Wait a minute...brown? he looked in the mirror. Sure enough, a face was staring back at him. Only that it wasn't his face. It was Hermione's face.

"GOOD GOD!" he shouted in shock. He looked down and frowned. "Hmm...I never realized how big Granger's breasts were..." he looked at the pair of modest breasts pushed against his pajama top. He quickly hit himself. "Ack! You've turned into a girl and you're talking about a mudblood's breasts?!" he yelled at himself.

Thank goodness he was the only one in the dorms. He had overslept. Really overslept. He frowned in distaste when he looked in the mirror. He huffed and did tons of stuff to his (Hermione's) hair till it was nice and straight. He smiled. He walked into the girl's common room (the girl's put a charm on it so that it allowed boys to go in) and took out a tank top that was nice and tight and a mini skirt and knee-length boots. He put them on.

This feels weird...but I have to look good! I can't go around looking like Weasel or Potty even if I am Granger! I am so good, he praised himself.

He walked down the stairs and walked down the corridor still trying to get over the fact that he was stuck in Granger's body. He slowed down. I'm walking around in Granger's body and no one knows...he thought. He stopped walking and looked around. Quite alot of boys were walking along the corridors.

He grinned mischeviously and lifted up the tank top to reveal a lavender bra. "I'm a D cup!" he yelled. Everyone stopped and stared at him. The boys whistled and clapped and the girls looked positively disgusted.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" a voice yelled.

Draco turned to see a spitting image of himself in a pink tutu with fake golden locks hanging from his head.

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