Muchitsujou!
A/n: This idea was given to me by the infamous Hokuto. Yay Hokuto! Yay for The Blind Club! We pwn you all, bitches. WORSHIP THE LEADER SAMA. D:

…er… Anyways, this is just a fun little fic. AU, too, 'cause it'd never happen in the actual manga. XD Enjoy! It will be chapters long, I think. OO The name means "Chaos" or "Chaotic" in Japanese… it's also the name of the country they're in. : D I couldn't think of anything else, so I thought what the hell.
Rating: R for langue and smoking and violence and other things. XD
Pairing: None yet. Uh. Kuro x Fai to come, though. And of course the Syaoran x Sakura.
Fandom: Tsubasa Chronicle
Warning: AU. Craziness. Cute Kuro-woof nicknames. Violence and swearing. Smoking. DON'T SMOKE KIDS. : DDDD Hinty yaoi stuff. XD
Disclaimer: I do not own Tsubasa, but I DO own the Blind Club. I am the Leader Sama, after all. Obey me! Bohahaha! crosses arms The members of the blind club all own themselves as well. nods I also do not own any of the other CLAMP characters that cross over in here.

… By the way, to all MKR fans… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, I'm done now.

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All was silent throughout the dark city, rain falling gently from the sky. The night air was crisp and cool, and the wind blew ever so gently. Few people were out at this time of the night; three in the morning wasn't exactly party time on a Thursday. So all was serene, and all was peaceful…

"OI! GET OFF!"

"Kuro-wan! Ouch!"

"Serves you right! Don't sit on people!"

"But I landed on you! And you were sooo comfy!"

"Shut up!" Kurogane screamed, crimson orbs filled with fire and embarrassment as the blonde haired wizard smiled warmly at him. "I am not comfy!"

"Kurogane is comfy! Kurogane is comfy!" The white bean bun giggled, jumping into the ninja's shirt to wriggle around as always. This caused panic from him, and thus his arms began to flail about.

"Get out of my shirt!"

"Aw, Kuro-puu, Mokona just wants to snuggle," Fai smiled even brighter as he said this.

"Snuggle me! Snuggle me!"

"GAAAAAH!" Kurogane shouted, and stood up, abruptly taking off his shirt and throwing it at the ground. This didn't help, though, for the ball of annoyance clung to his arm.

Syaoran sighed, and turned to the slumbering Sakura in his arms, standing up and shivering.

"Do you have an idea what world we're in now, Mokona?" Syaoran asked politely, tilting his head as Mokona jumped onto Fai's shoulder. The white creature shook its head sadly.

"Mokona does not…"

"But do you sense a feather?"

As soon as Syaoran said this, Mokona nodded and jumped up and down.

"Yes! Yes! Mokona senses a feather!"

"Where?"

"This way! Follow!" The happy creature then proceeded to bounce out of the alley and down the road, splashing in puddles every other chance he got, usually getting Kurogane wet as he did so.

"Stupid little pork bun…" Kurogane grumbled, shoving his hands in his pockets as they walked through the pouring rain.

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"So they're finally here…" A woman smirked, pressing a cigarette to her pale lips. She gazed out into the rain-covered streets, eyes hidden behind dark sunglasses.

"Apparently," Another mumbled from the shadows. There were murmurs of agreement from others in the shadows. The woman in the front of the group tipped her sunglasses down, her gray eyes scanning the area. Short brown hair ruffled with the wind, as well as the jacket to the suit she wore. It was a man's suit, shirt, tie, jacket and all. The jacket was left unbuttoned, as was the shirt. But it was enough to cover her, and frankly, she didn't care.

"Should we find them now, Leader sama?" a voice asked from the darkness.

Leader sama shrugged, and took a drag of her cigarette. "Meh. Hell if I know. Maybe we should wait until they get into trouble… then we can save their asses. You all remember the plan, do you not?"

More murmurs of agreement.

"Good. Get into your stations, everyone. Hokuto, Chibi, Sakuma- You remember what to do, do you not?"

"OF COURSE!" A hyper voice chirped.

"Meeeeh. At least I have Wifey with me." A bored sounding voice groaned. "And stop calling me Chibi," she added under her breath. The "Leader Sama" grinned.

"But it's your name."

"…"

"Wifey! We get to watch Kuro-wheet and Fai have xxx!" Another voice sounded.

"Conneh, Lisa, you make sure everyone else is at their stations, na?"

"Yes, Leader Sama!"

"Alright.."

"So.. Move out, everyone!" The Leader sama commanded. The sounds of many people moving about came for a moment, but then ceased after awhile. A smirk appeared on her face, and she laughed quietly.

"Welcome to our world, travelers from another." She whispered, flicking ashes from her cigarette into a puddle.

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"Hey, girls, look over there!" A cheery, happy voice whispered from an alley.

"Oooh, wow! It looks like some foreigners!"

"Hey… the tall one is kind of cute."

"If you say that, your boyfriend will get mad at you, you know." The first voice replied to the third.

"What do I care?"

"Well…" The second one started, "you can't go saying random travelers are cute if you have someone already!"

"Hell yes I can!"

"Guys, don't fight.."

"I'm not fighting. I'm just saying, what's wrong with calling some guy cute?"

"Besides, that white haired dude is hanging onto him… and they both look pretty tough. I'd steer away from 'em." The first one remarked as she stepped out of the alley. Her hair was a bright, fiery red, and the top part was just a bit messy. A braid hung over her shoulder, and her eyes were a ruby red like her hair. She wore the traditional Japanese sailor fuku, only the skirt and collar were red. She blinked, and squinted as she tried to get a closer look at the travelers.

"Hello there! Are you all lost?"

"Aaaah… I'm afraid so, miss!" The blonde one called as he looked over at her, waving.

"If you could tell us where.." A brown haired boy, Syaoran of course, mumbled as he looked at a piece of paper "The… er…" He paused. "It says here… just ask for the Blind Club.."

"The Blind Club!" The three voices of the girls rang in unison. The other two then stepped out of the alley, one looking quite disturbed, the other a bit angry. Okay. Really angry.

The one with long, straight blue hair rolled her bright blue eyes, flicking the end of her blue sailor fuku skirt. "Ugh! God! I hate that Leader Sama girl!"

"She scares me.." The one with curly blonde hair murmured, her green eyes filling with tears. "And she's always smoking and cursing and reading…"

"YAOI!" The three gasped in a horrified way.

"Yaoi…?" The one with the spikey black hair and cape mumbled questioningly.

"Is that some sort of exotic fruit drink?" The blonde one chirped happily. "I want to try it!"

"I bet it's drugs," The tall, dark one muttered in reply.

"I still want to try it! C'mon, Kuro-woofwoof, let's try it together!"

The three girls stared at them oddly.

"…" And then, the blue haired one burst out into a fit of laughter.

"HAHAHAHAHAA! A fruit drink. Yeah. HAHAHA! Right."

"Aaah…" The blonde one blushed, shaking her head. "It's n-not a fruit drink.."

"IT'S GAY MAN SEX!" The red haired girl shouted.

"….It's what?" The black haired man stared at her.

"I told you!"

"Gay," The blue haired girl said.

"M-man," The blonde girl added.

"SEX!" The red haired one screamed.

"HOW FUN!" The blonde man exclaimed, latching onto the black haired one. "I still wanna try it."

"…" The brown haired one slapped his forehead. "Anyways… who are you three?"

"I'm Umi!" The blue haired, blue clothed girl exclaimed, posing to the right of the red haired girl.

"I'm Fuu!" The blonde one smiled brightly, posing to the left of the red haired one.

"And I'm Hikaru! And we are the Magic Knights!" The one in the middle said proudly, making a "V" for victory sign with her fingers.

"…I'm bored now," The blonde one mumbled, turning away. "Let's go find some yaoi!"

"Well… n-nice to meet you three!" The brown haired boy replied. "I'm Syaoran, this is Sakura," he motioned to the girl in his arms, who seemed to be unconscious. "The angry looking one is Kurogane, and the one who acts like he's on drugs is Fai."

"Nice to meetcha!" Fai grinned, bowing. Kurogane muttered "Feh."

"And this little bun thing is Mokona!"

"I'm Mokona! Do you have any sweets? I'm hungry! FAAAAAI, I'm HUNGRY!"

"Me too! Let's go find some yaoi, Mokona!" Fai said happily to the white pork bun in his arms.

"Wait, that's…" Umi said, her voice filled with an odd sound of… fear, maybe?

"GOD!" The three girls squeaked.

"Eh? Mokona was called?" Mokona blinked, hopping out of Fai's arms and over to the three girls.

"You're ugly." Mokona smiled happily. The three girls gasped, and immediately began to bow down.

"God! We have never seen you in person before!"

"Um… I'm not god, I'm MOKONA!" Mokona exclaimed like a cheery ball of sunshine. "PUU!"

"But… In our religion of Mokonaism.. Mokona is GOD!"

"…COOL!" Mokona squealed.

"Well… could you please take us to this 'Blind Club' ?" Syaoran pleaded as he looked at the girls.

"No! We wouldn't dare let such kind and innocent travelers as yourselves fall into the hands of that… that.."

"Tyrant!" Fuu squeaked.

"She once tried to make Fuu dye her hair black and cut it.. Leader Sama hates Fuu's hair.. she thinks it's an abomination."

"She doesn't like curly hair," Fuu mumbled, quite scared of the memory it seemed.

"We were in the Blind Club once, but then we got kicked out!"

"The Leader Sama is a HORRIBLE woman!" Hikaru blurted out.

"Who's horrible? Fuckin' girls, always fuckin' pissin' me off." A voice growled from the shadows far away from the two groups.

"OH NO!" Fuu gasped.

"IT'S HER!" Umi added.

"Who's her?" Fai asked with a smile.

"Me, god fuckin' damnit." The Leader Sama stepped out of the shadows, placing one hand on her hip, the other holding a cigarette to her lips. "Now stop bad mouthin' me, ya freakin' prissy punks, and go home to yer mommies and daddies and boyfriends and whine about how mean I am while they bang you."

"HOW RUDE!" Hikaru yelled.

"Yeah yeah, you think I care?"

"Don't make me hit you with the Kyou plushie." Another female voice sounded from behind Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu.

"Yeah! We'll kick your asses if you keep talking about us like that!" Another one growled.

"Holy crap, she brought reinforcements!"

"But if you'd like," The Leader Sama smiled evilly as she took a step forward towards the 'Magic Knights'. "I'll kick your asses myself…" Pause. "That actually sounds fun. EVERYONE! Escort our guests back home. I'll see you later… I have some ass to kick."

"Uwaaaaa! No! No! We'll leave!" Umi cried. And with that, the three girls ran away.

"Fuckin' whiny bitches," Leader Sama grumbled, dropping her cigarette on the ground and stomping on it with her foot. "Well anyways," She looked towards the travelers, smiling brightly, warmly one could say… Right. That's a bit scary. Scratch that. She just stared at them. "I'm the Leader Sama. You may call me Leader Sama. Or… just… something like it. You are.. Syaoran, Fai, Kurogane, Sakura, and Mokona, correct?"

"Yes," Syaoran nodded. "I suppose you were expecting us?"

"Yes.. Yuuko informed me of your arrival just a few days ago. So, let's not waste time! There are many other freaks like those three girls around here, so we might want to hurry. Follow me, kids! Oh, and…" As the Leader Sama began to walk back into the alley, she talked in a low voice "don't be afraid of us. We're harmless. Really." Quiet snickering was heard from behind the Tsubasa group, apparently from other members of the Blind Club.

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About ten minuets later, the five of them had arrived at the Blind Club headquarters.. well, at least, they –thought- it was.

"We're under this place, because we don't want people to find us easily. We got a lot of enemies, you know."

"Of course," Syaoran nodded as they walked into a big rave club that seemed to be named… "Fruit Bar!" ? "It's only natural… your world is… a world of gangs, correct?"

"Yep, you're a bright one, aren'tcha?" The Leader Sama smirked as they walked to the back. She kicked on the wall, and it swung open, leading to a long hallway of stairs. They walked down it quietly, and soon they came to another door. She opened it, and inside was a large, warehouse like room with various couches, boxes, tables, TVs and computers. Various people sat on the couches, computer chairs, or in corners reading books of some sort. Some people stood, playing games on the TV… such as DDR. Everyone loves that game, right?

(And Leader Sama says, if you hate that game, go fuck yourself. :D)

Most of the people were women, but there were a few men. They wore black suits, even the women, and each of the members had their own touches. Some of them even wore skirts instead of pants. Most, if not all of them, were smoking.

"This is the main room, most people hang out here. Behind us is the door to the kitchen, and all around there are doors to other hallways, to rooms where people sleep. Our weapon room is off limits, so if you need something, just ask me or one of my subordinates. Hokuto'll will show you two," She turned to Syaoran and Sakura, "to your room. Chibi'll show you two," she then turned to Kurogane and Fai. "to your room."

"I have to share with this bastard!" Kurogane growled.

"Yes." The Leader Sama replied, smirking.

"YAY! ROOMIE!" Fai squealed, glomping the angry ninja who promptly fell over.

"GET OFFA ME!" Kurogane yelled, squirming under Fai.

"Oooh," a random member of the Blind Club giggled, "Save that for the bedroom, boys."

"And be sure to video tape it!" Someone called from the back of the large room.

"What are they talking about?" Kurogane growled as he attempted to pry the other man from himself. Fai leaned up, whispering into Kurogane's ear.

"S. E. X." Fai breathed. Kurogane turned red, and Fai giggled.

The Leader Sama turned to ignore them, and instead, she motioned to Syaoran. "We'll converse over your purpose here later. For now, get some rest, alright? Someone will bring some food to your rooms later."

Syaoran bowed. "Thank you, Miss."

"Anytime! Anytime." The Leader Sama grinned happily. "It's nice to have some visitors for a change."

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It was quiet while the three walked through the hall, and Kurogane personally had no idea when it'd end. He was annoyed by the silence for some reason, and he could see it was making Fai uncomfortable too.

"So!" Fai started, that cocky grin on his face as always, "Tell me who you are again?"

"Roi."

"But I heard them call you Chibi!"

"SHUTUP." Chibi growled, turning to glare up at fai.

"Hehe! You're short."

"SHUT UP!" Growing angry at the tall-and apparently stupid- blonde, she chucked the orange cat plushie of Kyou from Furuba at him. He caught it, laughing.

"Aww. It's cute! Who is it?"

"Mine, stupid. D "

"I didn't ask who's it was, I asked who it was!"

"SHUT UP!" Chibi snatched the plushie, clinging to it tightly as soon as it was in her arms again. She pouted as she kicked him, or at least, attempted to. Kurogane stopped her.

"OI!" Kuro-wan started, grumbling, "Just show us to the room, will you? Goddamn kid. D "

"You stupid… I'd shoot you multiple times in the head and other painful places if you weren't going to supply us with cute fluffy shounen-ai, and maybe some yaoi too." Chibi sighed, shaking her head as she spun back around, the black cape she wore spinning out behind her. "This is your room," she pointed to the door to the left of her. "If you need anything, just ask. Someone'll hear it, we guarantee that." Chibi snickered, grinning oddly as she watched the two.

"He may be stupid and you may be a bastard, but at least you're cute together."

"W-WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!" Kurogane shouted, his eyes wide as he stared at Fai.

"Hahahaha! I do suppose she's right! What do you think, Kuro-woofwoof?" Fai laughed, turning to the other.

"God damnit! What! Do they think we're gay?"

"Yes." Chibi stared at them in a bored way.

"Aww, well, I think Kuro-pon here is asexual."

"What the hell is that supposed to mean!" Kurogane asked, glaring at the blonde one.

"It means you reproduce with eggs!"

"WITH EGGS!" Mokona yelled, jumping out of Kurogane's pants.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Kurogane screamed, pointing at the pork bun. "WHAT THE FUCK?"

"HEY, FUCKER!" Chibi shouted even louder, growling. "WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE. D: "

"….SHUT UP."

"NO, YOU SHUT UP. D "

"SHORTIE!"

"UKE!"

"…." Kurogane blinked. "What the hell is that?"

"I think it means you're on the bottom!" Fai giggled, patting Kurogane on the head. "And I'm the one on top. Ho ho ho."

"W-W-WHAT! Even if I WAS gay-and I'm not, damnit- I'd be ontop. I mean, seriously! I'm much more manly than you are, you prissy!"

"Aww, Kuro-tan is blushing!"

"AM NOT! SHUT UP!"

Chibi, meanwhile, just stared, snickering the entire time. "Well, I'll leave you two alone to… settle your differences…"

"I'LL SHOW YOU I'M NOT UKE!"

"Reaaaaaally?"

"YES!"

"Think ya can do it?"

"YOU'RE ON, GAYBOY!" Dragging Fai by his shirtfront, Kurogane shoved open the door to their room, slamming it shut as soon as Fai had entered as well.

"Oh ho ho ho…" Chibi giggled, picking up poor Mokona who was left on the floor. "I bet we'll have something to watch tonight." And with that, the short, angry Japanese girl spun around, the cape once more spinning out behind her.

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After everyone had been guided to their appropriate rooms, Leader Sama sat in the 'private' room, sighing as she stared up at the celing, her eyes narrowed.

"Mmph. This could get messy," She groaned, putting a hand over her eyes as she clicked off the TV infront of her with the remote. The last words to be heard were "I AM NOT UKE!" and a few stifled giggles.

"God, I love video cameras," she sighed once again, removing the hand to stare boredly at the ceiling. "At least I'll be able to know what they're doing. I'm afraid my followers-and probably myself- might push those two to fighting… but hopefully other things besides that, that still involve plenty of energy." She grinned, but her thinking out loud was interrupted by a knock on the door.

"Leader Sama," a random subordinate asked, wondering if the leader of the gang of crazy yaoi fans was there, "We've got a bit of bad news."

"What would that be?"

"Oh, just some drunken fight up at the club above. You might wanna check it out. Fuuma's causing a riot again with that uke-slave of his."

"Aw hell," Leader sama mumbled, "didn't I tell him that he was supposed to take his drunken antics outside of my fuckin' club? Well, I'll be there in a minute, just give me a moment."

"Yes, Leader Sama." The subordinate left, shuting the door behind himself.

"Well, the fun's just beginning." She groaned, standing up and stretching, grabbing the gun from her coat pocket and stepping out the door. "Let's get this over with."

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A/n: Well, that's it for the first chapter. Yep. 'cos I'm lazy like that, stupid fucks. D Na I'm just kidding, I love you guys :DDD

You'll get to see Fuuma and many other clamp characters in chapters to come. I'm sure you can guess who Fuuma's uke-slave is. coughKamuicough So we'll read about that in the next chapter, shaaaaaall we:D Until then…

STFU. D

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With love,

KiminoKodoku (Leader Sama)