Muchitsujou!
A/n: Well yeah. Yesterday was my birthday and I stayed up the entire night giggling and laughing and reading yaoi manga like a madman. Ho ho ho! And yeah. ANYWAYS, so I'm writing. Yay for me! Yay for lots of things. dies
Rating: R for lots of violence and swearing and gaaay. Yep.
Pairing: Too many to name. Kurogane/Fai, and in this chapter you may see some more pairings...Like.. RANDOMYAOICOUPLEFROMCLAMPMANGA!1one. Yeah.
Fandom: Tsubasa Chronicle
Warning: Randomness, craziness, homosexuality, violence, swearing... we've got it all!
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone from clamp or any of the actual members of the blind club. I do own myself though! For I am the Leader Sama! Mwahahaha. Anyway. Yeah. So I own myself and that's probablly it. I probablly own other people, but whatever.
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Chapter Two
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"Wahahahahagh.." Hiccup. "Heeee. This is guuud"
"Y-Y-Y-Yerdrunk. Gimme yer keys" Another hiccup.
The blonde haired bartender raised a curious eyebrow at the three who sat at the very end of the bar, two men and a tall girl. Apparently they were all quite drunk.
"Rikuou.. maybe we shouldn't have given them so many alcoholic fruit drinks.."
"Hey, they wanted it, not us, it's not our problem."
"B-But Rikuou! Kakei-san will get angry with us if he finds out we've got three raging drunks in the bar! Think of what he'll do to us.. think of what him and the Leader Sama combined could do!"
The -very- tall black haired man stood up from behind the bar, shivering. "That's scary."
"Aww.. well, maybe we'll get lucky and Saiga will stop dancing and go take care of them.." Kazahaya pouted, pouting a few caps on some almost empty bottles of alcohol and putting them in the cabinents above the bar.
"Doubt it," Rikuou snorted, cleaning a few glasses. "Just ignore them and maybe they'll go away."
"OI!" The tallest of the three, a man with red eyes and black hair, shouted in an odd way. "MORE DRINKS!"
"YEAH!" The girl yelled, laughing and giggling and falling out of her chair. The smallest of the three, a boy with messy brownish-black hair and violet eyes, stared at her.
"Hokuto..?"
"MWAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The girl yelled, bouncing up and throwing herself on the smaller. He squeaked and attempted to scramble out from under her. The tallest then became angry.
"Ya may be a good drinkin' partner but GETTOFFMYFUCKIN'UKE-SLAVE!" The tallest shouted, throwing himself on Kamui's legs.
"GAH!" Kamui squeaked again, his face turning pink as Fuuma cuddled his feet.
"Mm.. Kamui-chaaaan" Fuuma giggled, clinging to the other boy. "Lessgooooosomewheremore..." He paused for a moment to hiccup and think. If he was sober enough to think, that is. "...se...se...se...cluuu.."
"Secluded?" Rikuou was suddenly down at the end of the bar where they were, staring at the three. "Hey, you." He pointed to the girl.
"MWAAAAAAH?"
"Aren't you in that Blind Club thing?"
"YEAEEEEEH?"
"..." Rikuou shook his head. "Nevermind. Enjoy the drinks." He tossed them a bottle of rum, and the bartender at the other end gasped.
"RIKUOU!" Kazahaya shrieked. "YOU BIG IDIOT! DON'T MAKE THEM EVEN MORE DRUNK!"
"Why not." It wasn't a question or anything. And then, Rikuou spun around, and completely ignored him.
The other decided it would be best to whack him over the head with a bottle of alcohol. The taller winced, growling.
"Oi, stupid! Don't hit me!"
"LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
"What are you all doing?" Kakei was suddenly infront of them, apparently appearing out of thin air, however the hell that happened, his face bright with a smile.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Rikuou and Kazahaya screamed in unison, scrambling to hide from the apparently very scary boss.
"Well, seeing as we have three drunks over there," Rikuou mumbled, "We thought it best to inform the Leader Sama.. but she's not here yet, so we don't have it under control.."
"WE'RE SORRY KAKEI-SAN!" Kazahaya threw himself at the other, who caught him. He smiled brightly once again, but you could just see the demon horns on his head.
"You... what?" Twitch.
"AAAAAAH!" They screamed again, scrambling away to take care of some customers in hopes that he would leave them alone. He did, for the time being anyway, and he went towards the three drunks.
The girl out of the three was probablly the oddest person you'd ever see. She had dark skin and dark eyes, sunglasses on her face as all members of the blind club wore. Although she was apparently one of the few who wore a skirt instead of pants to their "man suit." She had a cigarette behind her ear, although it wasn't lit. Well, was it really a cigarette..? It seemed... to look like... a sugar stick?
"SUGAR!" The girl screamed, throwing herself on the floor for no aparent reason whatsoever. "KATAMARIS!" She then took out an akwardly large and mishaped gun, aiming it at the celing. She pulled the trigger, an odd shaped spiked ball.. thing coming out of the end.
"CUE THE MUSIC!"
"How about you shut the fuck up and lay off the alcohol?" The Leader Sama growled, stepping infront of her. She, still on the floor and staring up (at the Leader Sama's crotch no less), blinked.
"Maaaa?"
"STOP STARING AT ME!" The Leader Sama shouted, kicking her in the head. "OI! I TOLD YOU TO TAKE SAKURA AND SYAORAN TO THEIR ROOMS! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING!"
"Aww.. Leader Sama" Fuuma was suddenly sober enough to stand, but within five seconds he had fallen over onto the Leader Sama. She yelped, falling onto the floor and onto Hokuto. Hokuto was apparently already on an unconscious Kamui.
"DOG PILE!" A VERY tall man with dark hair and sunglasses yelled, throwing himself on the group.
"SAIGA YOU BASTARD!" Leader Sama yelled, attempting to flail her arms about. "GAAAAH!"
"Oi, what the hell are you freaks doing!"
"CHIBI, SAVE ME GOD DAMNIT!" Leader sama gasped, attempting to breathe from under the weight of Fuuma and Saiga.
Bang. A gun was fired.
"The Leader Sama said get off, so get off ya drunken bastards." The short, angry Japanese girl growled. "And stop calling me Chibi.." Sniffle.
The two large men crawled off of the Leader Sama, but as soon as she was gone, slumped ontop of Hokuto and Kamui.
"Mmph. NOW!"
As soon as the Leader Sama yelled, the four on the floor were up and ready, attempting to stand up straight without giggling.
"Hokuto, you are to-"
"WAAAAAGH! FUUMA!" Kamui's face was red, and Fuuma seemed to be smirking. "DON'T TOUCH MY ASS HERE!"
"Can I do it there?" Fuuma pointed to across the room. Kamui twitched.
"No."
"There?" He pointed above himself.
"No."
"Can I rape you?"
"NO!"
"...Can I rape you now?"
Kamui squeaked again as Fuuma tackled him. The Leader Sama didn't yell this time. Instead, she stared.
"KOICHI!"
A blue haired.. girl, we think, came up behind the Leader Sama, tons of video equiptment hanging off of her shoulders. "Yes, Leader Sama?" She smiled an innocent smile, although there was an odd gleam in her eyes.
"Video tape. Now."
"Aye aye, captain!" Koichi grinned, pulling a very large video camera from a bag at her side. One would wonder how it would fit inside such a small bag. But hey, this world was full of insanity and suprises, so who knows?
"Now, you." The Leader Sama turned to Hokuto, who leaned against the chair beside her, giggling like a madman. "I told you to go take them to their rooms.. did you not listen to me?"
"Hwaaaaa?"
"Are you so drunk that you can't understand anything I'm saying?"
"Man..."
"SEX!" A random passerby screamed as they spotted Kamui and Fuuma.. I've got one word for you, people. Hot.
"Yep. Now, STFU." The Leader Sama shouted at said passerby, taking her gun out from her coat pocket and aiming it at the random being. "Anyhow, YOU, Hokuto, are going to..." She paused.
"Waaaah?"
"...Just shut the hell up and come with me, okay? You're too drunk to even talk properly.." The Leader Sama then grabbed the drunk woman, pulling her by her arm out of the bar and club and down to the Blind Club base. "Mother fuckin'..." She rolled her eyes as Hokuto sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves!" song.
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes.."
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"I told you I wasn't uke," Kurogane smirked, leaning back against the large bed the two shared in the room they had been given. He seemed to be naked save the sheet that lay over him, Fai the same way. The blonde haired wizard blushed, staring at Kurogane.
"Hehehehe.. that was one good game of strip poker!" Fai giggled, rolling over and falling out of the bed. "Ya really are better at it than meee!"
"Why the hell were you drinking!"
"...'cos...they left all this goooood alcohol here!" He giggled again, climbing back on the bed and scrambling over to throw himself on Kurogane. Kurogane shoved him off, the sheet as well, revealing that he was indeed at the least wearing boxers.
Fai, in fact, wasn't.
"GET OFF YOU NAKED DRUNK!" Kurogane yelped, scrambling away.
"But I looooooooooove yooooooooooou!"
((A/n: Random information of the day: This is officialy the chapter of everyone getting drunk. The end.))
"GO DIE!"
"KURO-PON!"
"SHUT UP!"
"KURO-WHEWT!"
"STOP MAKING THAT FAKE WHISTLING SOUND!"
"WHEEEEEEEWT!"
"SHUT UP!"
"WHEEEEEEEEEEWT!"
"SHUT UP!"
"...Mwah." Fai once again threw himself on Kurogane, suddenly too exhausted to flail about anymore, his head buried in the other's chest. "...'mm sleepy, kuro-puu..."
"...O-Oi!" Kurogane's face turned slightly pink, and he glared at him. "...D-D-Don't go clinging to me like that! And put some god-damned pants on!"
"...too.. tired..." Fai mumbled, curling up next to Kurogane. Kurogane sighed. "At least get back on the bed, you idiot..."
"..'mm...not...moving..."
"...I'm not carrying you!"
"..." And then, Fai was silent. Apparently asleep.
'You know, he's not so bad when he's asleep.. kind of...' Kurogane paused in his thoughts. '...Cute...! What the hell am I thinking! What the hell are these people putting in their air that's making me think like this!'
Kurogane stared down at Fai, brushing some of the wizard's blonde hair from his face.
'Yeah.. cute...'
"..Mm...Kuro-tan..."
"Stop calling me that!" Kurogane growled, although, seeing that he was asleep, he calmed down. "Stupid..." He sighed, shifting and rolling over to the edge of the bed. But Fai, even in his state of drunken slumber, wanted to cling to the other, and so he automatically rolled ontop of him, cuddling close.
"OI! OIIIIII! GET UP!"
"...Night, kurorin..."
"..." Sigh. "Goodnight."
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It was quite late by the time Hokuto had been sober enough to talk. She had a terrible hangover, and thus her head thunked against the table. "Kya... it hurts"
"That's what you get for getting drunk, you idiot." Leader sama sighed, sitting on the table, one leg folded over the other, filing her nails and reading a doujinshi in the process. "Wow, this is a good doujinshi."
"Wooosiiiiit?"
"Death Note."
"Oh"
"They're getting it on."
"Oh"
"Raito and L."
"LET ME SEE!" Hokuto perked up, grabbing at the fanzine. Leader sama spun around, the doujin in her hands. "Non! You will not touch this doujinshi! First, I need you to deliever some sheets to Sakura and Syaoran's rooms. You're lucky Yumea was nice enough to take them there for you."
"Can I read it afterwards?"
"No."
"Why NOT?" Hokuto whined, throwing herself over the table and pouting. Leader sama flicked some hair from her eyes, pushing up the glasses she wore (actual normal glasses, not sunglasses this time) and looking down at the other.
"You were goofing off all day when I needed you. I don't like it when my subordinates do that, you know."
"I know"
"You know what I do to disobidient subordinates?"
"I kno...Wait. I don't." Hokuto paused, blinking and looking up. "I don't think I've eve-"
"Well, they get kicked out if I'm in a nice enough mood. But usually it's something much worse than that."
"What would that be?" Hokuto blinked.
Leader sama mouthed the words "No yaoi" and Hokuto gasped.
"That's a crime!"
"That's life." Leader sama smirked, taking a cigarette from her pants pocket and a lighter as well. She lit it, sighing and leaning against the table. "But I'll forgive you this time. Your drunken antics for some nice FuumaxKamui action for us, so all is well. You can thank Koichi for saving your ass and taping it. Now get going before I have to frickin' shoot you, kapeesh?"
"Ah, y-yes ma'am!" Hokuto got up quickly, scrambling out of the room, leaving Leader Sama by herself.
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"So, 'they' have arrived... how wonderful! How wonderful..."
"He'll be pleased. He'll be very pleased!"
"Yes, yes, he'll be very pleased..."
"And then he can finally take control..."
"With the feather..."
"With the power..."
"We can crush that annoying gang!"
"We can hurt them..."
"We can destroy them!"
"Boys, boys, please..." A pale face smirked in the shadow, only his lips visible. The rest of his features, hidden by the darkness. "You misunderstand.. I do not want to destroy them..." He paused, pressing a finger to his lips and smirking. "I simply want to control them."
"But.. boss!"
"Why not destroy them?"
"They're just abunch of stupid fangirls and fanboys with guns and cigarettes!"
"They don't know the first thing about fighting!"
"Which is why we will simply take them in secret.. and when they least expect it, they'll be under our command." The smirk turned into a smile, and murmurs of agreement were whispered in the shadows.
"And what of their leader, Merrick-sama?"
"Ah...I will see to that problem personally." The leader, most likely called 'Merrick-sama' cackled, tilting his head back farther into the shadows as he roared with laughter. "For now.. we will watch them play with their guests.. for soon, they will all be gone."
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A/N: OH NOES VILLAN!11one. Yeah. Anyways. 3 Merrick. I love that name. Anyways. Yeah. End chapter two. I think it should be longer. Sue me. : D Please give me your thoughts If you'd like to be in this fic, please email me for details!
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