Isn't That Me?
Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I don't own anything! Do I HAVE to say it everytime? It's cruel...-cry-
Hi! I took forever right? lol. Sorry. By the way, I deleted my other story because I wanna concentrate on this one. I'll start it again when I've completed this one. If I ever complete it.
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Professor McGonagall scowled. "Mr Malfoy! 10 points from Slytherin!"
Hermione smiled happily. "Thank you, professor!"
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Hermione laughed heartily as she walked out of class. Hermione spotted Ron and Harry and ran up to them. "Ron! Harry!" she called. They turned around and shot her a dirty look.
"Whaddya want Ferret-face?" Ron growled. Hermione looked around cautiously before pulling them into an empty classroom.
"Bloody hell!" Ron exclaimed and wrenched his arm away from Hermione. "What Malfoy?" Harry hissed coldly. "I'm not Malfoy," she said. "He's mad," Ron whispered audibly to Harry. Harry nodded in agreement.
"I'm Hermione!" she shrieked at them. "You're mad!" Harry and Ron said in unison. Hermione wanted to scream. "In second year, we made a polyjuice potion to find out about the Slytherin heir," Hermione said.
"HERMIONE!" Ron and Harry yelled in unison. "It's weird though," Ron said. "I can't imagine talking to Malfoy all civilized-like." Harry nodded. "Yeah. What happened anyway?" Harry asked.
"When Malfoy and I were having a duel, our spells collided and caused a side-effect," she explained. "Dumbledore is trying to find a cure...but I have to stay with Malfoy until he does-" "WHAT!" "Ron! Harry!" Hermione scolded. "And we've been trying to embarrass each other ever since."
Ron and Harry's faces lit up. They exchanged glances and grinned all evil-like. "Ok let's rock this bastard..." Harry announced. "Harry!" Hermione said, shocked. "Wow Harry...I never knew you had it in you!" Ron smiled and brought his hand to his chest, pretending to be a proud mother whose kids had a trillion OWLs.
Harry laughed. "Right. So what are we gonna do?" Ron grinned. "How about this..."
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Draco walked down the hallways and ran into Blaise. "Hey! Watch where you're going mudblood!" he hissed and shot him a glare. Draco got up and scowled. "Blaise! It's me," he told him. Blaise stared. "Who?"
Draco scowled louder. "DRACO MALFOY!" he yelled. Blaise continued to stare. "You're crazy, Granger," he said. "I know you like Padma Patil!" Draco said. Blaise's eyes widened. "Draco?" he asked incredulously.
"Yes, you big oaf. I'm trapped in mudblood Granger's body!" Blaise looked shocked. "Oh...poor thing," he laughed.
Draco hit his head roughly. "Ow," Blaise said, gingerly rubbing his head.
"Loser," Draco muttered.
Blaise walked away from Draco. "You know," he said slowly. "You hit really hard for a girl..."
Draco glared at him.
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Draco walked down the corridor and turned into the Great Hall to see a bunch of people laughing and pointing. He frowned. Curious, he pushed and shoved to the middle. He gasped.
There he saw himself (Hermione) in a hot pink bra and thong...pole dancing...he looked disgusting.
"FUCK!" he screamed. He yanked Hermione off the pole and raced back into their guestroom.
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Heh. I know its really short and I think it's kind of boring. Could you guys give me ideas? Please review!