"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING!" Draco let go of Hermione's arm the moment they were back in their room.

"What? Pole dancing?" she blinked innocently. "I do it all the time." She waved her hand and began to walk towards the bathroom.

"COME BACK HERE!" Draco roared, seizing Hermione's wrist. Hermione tried to struggle out of his grasp but he was too strong.

"Malfoy! Let go!" she shrieked but Draco just continued to hold on to her wrist. "You better stop this nonsen-AHHH!" Draco dropped Hermione wrist and Hermione ran into the bathroom.

Draco blew at his arm gingerly.

"SHE BIT ME!"

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"Blaise! You better help me think of a way to get back at that...that..." Draco waved his hand around angrily, unable to find a word bad enough to fit Hermione.

"Yeah, yeah. Any ideas?" Blaise tapped his chin and loaded his quill. He scribbled on a piece of paper:

Operation Get Back at Hermione Granger

1) Place a KICK ME sign on Draco (or Hermione) and let him parade all around Hogwarts.

2)

"That's it!" Draco leaned over and looked at the pathetic list they were working on.

"You're not helping Draco," Blaise said sourly.

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"Oh my god, Hermione that was awesome!" Ron laughed, wiping a tear from his eye as the three of them walked to potions (Hermione wearing Harry's Invisiblity cloak). "Yeah! Thanks to Harry's idea!" Hermione said, crediting Harry. Harry grinned.

"But that image is going to traumatize me for life!" Harry said dramatically. The three laughed and stopped outside potions. Harry and Ron walked in first and Hermione hung behind for awhile before taking off the cloak and stuffing it into her bag. She strolled inside and sat down.

She caught Draco's eye and smirked at him. "God Draco! What were you thinking just now?" Pansy Parkinson squealed and sat down next to Hermione. Hermione, temporarily forgetting she was Draco, ignored her.

Pansy frowned and waved her fat hand in front of Hermione's face. "Drakie?" she said, her voice whiney and unbearable.

Oh right. That's me, Hermione thought.

"Hmm?" she said, not really sure what to say.

"I said- what were you doing just now?" Pansy repeated but Hermione waved her off.

"Shhh...Snape is here," Hermione interjected, turning her attention to the greasy haired man. Pansy opened her mouth to say something but Hermione shot her a warning glance. She shut her mouth again and turned around to talk to Millicent Bulstrode.

The lesson went by pretty normally but then Draco got up and sauntered towards Professor Snape.

Oh God, Hermione thought, squeezing her eyes shut. What is he going to do?

"Professor Snape?" Draco said in a too-sweet voice, leaning across Snape's desk and batted his eyelashes. Everyone looked up from their desk, interested. "What is it, Miss Granger?" Snape hissed.

"I was just wondering if the Mundane leaf and the Chatic leaf had any difference," Draco said, sliding his leg up and down the other.

What the hell? Hermione thought, feeling anxious.

"Yes, there is. The Mundane rock has to be taken in small doses to be effective while the Chatic rock is rarer and the effect lasts longer," Snape said, not looking up from his desk.

Hermione sighed in relief. But Draco spoke again.

"That's not really the reason I came over here Professor Snape," Draco said in a sultry voice Hermione didn't know she had.

"I came over because...because I think you're really hot," Draco said shyly.

The class gasped.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Hermione screeched from her seat.