Isn't That Me?

Chapter 4

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"That's not really the reason I came over here, Professor Snape," Draco said in a sultry voice Hermione didn't know she had.

"I came over because...because I think you're really hot," Draco said shyly.

The class gasped.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Hermione screeched from her seat.

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Blaise doubled over in laughter.

"M-m..Miss Granger. I have no time for your rubbish. Please kindly return to your seat-" Professor Snape tried to say firmly but his voice was really high.

The class was staring boggle-eyed at Draco who had a hurt puppy look on his face. "But Professor!" he grabbed Professor Snape's robe and clung on. His face looked half constipated and half hurt.

Hermione stared in horror.

"MISS GRANGER!" Professor Snape yelled in shock. He tried to pry Draco's arms from his robe but Draco just clung on.

God. I can't believe I'm doing this. What if I turn back all of a sudden? Draco thought anxiously but kept up his act.

Snape tried to wrench Draco's hands away.

DAMN! What is Granger taking? STEROIDS?, he thought when Draco's hands wouldn't budge.

"CLASS DISMISSED!" he yelled over Draco's shouts ("Oh, Professor Snape!")

Professor Snape bolted for the door. Draco accidentally let go and Snape ran like a madman out the door. Draco ran after him screaming.

"COME BAAAAACK MY LOOOOVE!"

Slowly, the traumatized class slowly filed out of the classroom, their mouths hanging open. Some of them were rushing off to tell their friends and some laughing hysterically.

Hermione stared at the door, her mouth wide open.

"Hermione?" Ron prodded her shoulder carefully.

Hermione closed her mouth and looked at the both of them. Harry and Ron exchanged nervous glances at the sadistic look on Hermione's face. She opened her mouth and let out a hoarse whisper,

"This means war."

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Draco stopped chasing the terrified Professor Snape who had ran all the way back to his office. He stood outside the Potions classroom and laughed hysterically. Blaise came out of class first and they high fived descreetly.

People stared at him when they walked past but he just flipped his hair over his shoulder and went, "what, freak?"

"That was hilarious. You did really well," Blaise said when no one was around. "Great acting," he said with a playful punch to Draco's arm.

Draco glared at Blaise.

"Blaise. That's disgusting," he stated.

"Whatever your say Drakie," Blaise smirked and pranced around like a sexcrazed cartoon character. Draco screamed in frustration and stomped after Blaise.

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Hey guys! Hope you liked that.

Thank you The Fourth Fury for the Hermione hitting on Snape idea. It was kinda scary though. Hahaha.

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