Disclaimer: I don't own CSI: Miami, nor do I own Ross Noble, Star Wars, CSI, The Glasshouse, Family Guy, Hilary Duff, or Crossing Jordan. I no longer own the fishy Big Bird, he died, but I do own the Evil Mutated Octopus, because I invented him.

Thanks tweetypie82 and woody27 for your reviews, i wrote this chapter a little faster for you guys!

Chapter 2

" Yes, that is I, the one, the only, Darth Vader"

Horatio took a step back to gather his thoughts, but his concentration was lost when he heard Ross Noble running down the street screaming " Donkey Tits" and trying to release a live panther into the Big Brother house.

" Enough" Lord Vader yelled " You have taken too long with your decision, I must make it for you. YOUR GLASSES MUST DIE!"

In that very moment Vader dropped Master Horatio's glasses onto the ground and smashed them into a billion-gazillion pieces with his boot.

Horatio screamed " argh!" and then after a few moments the realisation began to set in … his glasses were gone; forever. Tears streamed down his face.

" What am I going to do? What's going to happen now?" There were so many questions Horatio wanted answers to, and at that moment Calleigh reached into her back pocket and pulled something out.

" I have the script here, what page are we on?"

Delko spoke up " 58 I think"

" No we're not, oh wait, here we are, Horatio screams, yup, just had that, okay, right, Grissom's going to walk through those doors annnnnnny minute now and hand you back your real glasses while Vader looks on with shock, realising he just killed the stunt double"

Right on cue Grissom marched through the jeweller's doors and walked up to Master Horatio " Thanks for your glasses, I had chicks flocking to me"

Lord Vader stared in shock realising he had just killed the stunt double. ? Horatio smiled " any time" he then turned around, struck a pose and slowly put on his specs " Give it up Vader, your game is through"

" No it's not, I still have your friends" In turn Darth Vader pulled out his light sabre… Calleigh and Delko jumped with fright. BUT WAIT! Peter Griffin from Family Guy stumbled through the door, he was covered in scratches and bruises " chicken… gave me a bad coupon" To everyone's surprise the giant chicken flew through the entrance and started exchanging blows with the man. In a split second decision Peter grabbed Lord Vader's sabre and chopped the chicken in half. He then stumbled back out the door and started his long journey back to Quahog (sp?)

Vader was stunned, a fat middle-aged man had just taken buggered off with his weapon.

Horatio chuckled " Give it up Darth Vader, it's over" Vader just stood there and reached into his black robes and pulled out … a BAZUKA! He aimed it at Horatio… " STOP!" yelled an unfamiliar voice " you don't want to do that"

Vader lowered his weapon " Who the hell are you?"

The room went silent; all they could hear was Hilary Duff's This is What Dreams Are Made Of playing in the background. Their attention soon shifted to a man and a woman standing in the doorway.

" I'm Jordan Cavanaugh and this is Woody from Boston P.D. Now put down your weapon and put your hands behind your head"

Horatio stared at Lord Vader right in the mask " You're nicked sunshine"

"NEVER" Vader screamed, " YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME!" then…

KABOOM!

Yes, it's true, the one, the only, Darth Vader spontaneously combusted! Unfortunately the Desperate Housewives studio exploded for no apparent reason in all the of the kafuffle.

Horatio sighed with relief " phew, thank god that's over"

God replied with " Your welcome"

BUT WAIT!

Darth Vader's corpse began to shake violently and freakish beams of light were exhibited from his testicles, when suddenly out came… A MUTATED EVIL OCTOPUS!

Delko gasped " oh no! A Giant Evil Mutated Octopus, who will save us?"

Thanks for reading this, now review! I don't reckon this chapter was that good, but i've almost finished chapter three, and i like that chapter, but review anyway! By the way, if you have suggestions for characters or tv shows, send them to me in a review, and i'll try to slot them in somewhere!