Disclaimer: I still don't own CSI: Miami, or Hugh Grant, or Sesame Street, or Wham, or The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or the Glasshouse, or Atomic Betty, or The Saddle Club or Bohemian Rhapsody or Pokemon, and i no longer own the same hair cut as Sara Sidle because i got it cut yesterday, now it looks like Sara Sidle crossed with a mullet. ( yeah, it looks as bad as it sounds, never go for the cheap cut, just go to your normal hairdresser,no matter how expensive!)

Me- I live in the country, we only have a choice of four channels, and the comedy channel's not one of them, so there's not much else to do where i live.

Woody27- Awww, you've reviewed both my chapters, so sweet, haha, thanks a bunch, hope you like this chap as well

Speedmonkey- Thanks for both your reviews. I've added Friends into my next chapter, but i never really watched it that much, so their bit is like really really tiny.

By the way, the names of my chapters are all Weird Al Yankovic songs.

Chapter 3

" I believe I could be of some assistance"

Calleigh shrieked " Hugh Grant! You can save us with your floppy-boyish charm and your melting smile"

Hugh Grant winked at Calleigh, then walked up to the Evil Mutated Octopus… but no amount of charm could save him. The Evil Mutated Octopus ate him alive! - Jesse McCartney who somehow managed to get in the middle of it all was eaten alive too-

Speed screamed, " What are we going to do?"

Everyone turned around, puzzled, heck; even the Evil Mutated Octopus was confused.

Horatio was the first to speak up " Speed, what are you doing here?"

" Hey this never happened when I was on the show, I want in on some of the action. Beside you need someone to replace my replacement" Speedle pointed to the ugly looking thing on the ground. (Aka Ryan)

H shrugged " hmm, what ever, but can we go back to being over-dramatic?"

Speedle nodded in agreement " Sure, whatever floats your boat… WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!"

Delko piped up " Maybe, we could call in the guys from Sesame Street and use them as backup?"

Horatio shook his head violently " No way, Sesame Street is way too sexually explicit"

" What!" Delko was cracking up " What part of Sesame Street is sexually explicit?"

"It's called Play With Me Sesame for Christ's sake"

" What's wrong with Play With Me Ses… ooh, I stand corrected… WWAAAHHHH! IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!"

"ERRRRHHHHH" (that's the sound the Evil Mutated Octopus makes. It's a kind of nasally/ throaty sound)

Horatio knew it was his time; he had to stand up to the monster. Master H took a deep breath in, put on his frown/smirk squished llama face, placed his hand on his firearm, and started singing Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, in his head for preparation. He inched towards the monster when….

" 1 2 3 4… Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

Horatio fumed at the four turtles " This is my moment… PISS OFF!"

The Turtles turned around and left while Horatio went back to his Master Horatio Defender of the Universe scheme. He inched even closer to the Evil Mutated Octopus.

" EEERRHHHHHHH" said the Evil Mutated Octopus.

Horatio contemplated his next move. He decided he'd talk to the creature, " You make that move, it'll bebebe thatha your last"

Ooh, bad, building up to a prosendo there, but my brain didn't connect with my mouth properly. BLOWHOLE! Yup, that should do it, I'm okay now.
" You make that move it'll be your last"
Ooh, yeah, that sounded hot, ooh f, I've used that line before in Grave Young Men. Damn it, think of a new one … quick, quick, quick… ummmm… oh shit, bugger it, I'll stick with that, hopefully no one noticed.
"EEERRRHHHH" The Evil Mutated Octopus began to make a move on Master Horatio. What would he do? Who would save him?

Call me up, I'm your girl Toughest chick in the alien world Ain't got time for pink and lace This girl's built for outer space!
Atomic Betty I'm a fighting girl, Atomic Betty gonna rock your world Atomic Betty your galactic girl, Atomic Betty gonna save the world

Atomic Betty reporting for duty

Yes, it's true! Atomic Betty and her two sidekicks – Sparky and X5 – had arrived to save the day!

But Delko wasn't convinced " No offence, but you can't save us, you're only Atomic Betty when you're in space, we're on Earth still, so you're only Betty"

Betty looked thoughtful " True, sorry, I'll be going"

Betty and her sidekicks left and once again Calleigh, Horatio, Delko and Speedle were plunged into danger. But don't worry; they'll survive, because Speed knows how to save them.

" Right" Speedle said, " We need to bring out the big guns, we need … THE SADDLE CLUB!"

Everyone gasped… The Saddle Club.

At that moment Stevie, Carol and Lisa marched through the doors of McCauley Jewellers and brought out their weapons of mass destruction… yes, they started singing.

"Hello world, this is me, life should be

Ooh, ooh yeah,

Fun for everyone.

Life is easy if you wear a smile,

Just be yourself don't ever change your style.

You are you,

I am me; we'll be free,

Hello world"

IT WAS WORKING! The Evil Mutated Octopus seemed to be shrivelling up and dying, but Horatio and his team were suffering as well, the Saddle Club's voices were so BAD! They did manage to pull through as they watched the monster drain away to nothing.

Calleigh celebrated " yay!" but then something so terrible happened. So tragic, it still brings tears to my eyes… yes a horse named Penelope fell from the roof landing on Carol, Stevie and Lisa killing all three of them… sad isn't it? Poor ol' Penelope, she hurt a foot a little bit.

Speed, Delko, Calleigh and Horatio all felt tired and weary, they began to traipse through the exit doors. They took in a breath of fresh air when …

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

(Very, very frightening)

" Galileo" Horatio sang

They all turned to stare at Horatio.

" Bohemian Rhapsody, get down with it, sheesh"

But it was true, there was thunder, there was lighting, because (da, da daaaaa) evil had set shore in Miami. A GIANT POKEMON LOOMED OVER THE TOWN! People stared at it like a cow stares at an oncoming train. Calleigh, Delko Speed and Horatio all spoke in unison

" Shit"

Hoped you like this chapter as well, i only started writing chapter four this morning, and i've only got a couple of lines, my creative juices have gone, DICK PLANE FURNITURE, phew, now that's outta my system, chapter four might take awhile to get up because school hols finish in about 2 days, argh, no i don't wanna go back! PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER. ( by the way Also George Eads is a total hottie.)