Ok this is the plot three friends are thrown into Middle Earth (yes i know its been done Before), No they are not May-sues. three friends wake up and are middle earth, not knowning what the hell to do or where they are just yet they set out to find out and cuase chaos.
Emma- dark blonde who hates elves (cough physco)
Lizzie-brown and red head (dont let her near any sugar)
Hayley- brown and blonde hair (shrugs, delusional)
this story is based on me and my friends going to middle earth enjoy the our wierd humour and torture.
Dont read if you a fan of legolas he will get tormented. you have been warned.
In a strange room decorated with swirls of purple sat three girls round a small purple table covered in papers and notes. All three of the girls looked annoyed and board.
"ahhh fuck this I can't take anymore, this is absolute fecking bollocks, I can't this remember this shit so there's no point in re-remember it" a girl with dark blonde hair said and chucked the papers on the floor.
"emma, look at the mess we'll never get it in order now" the shortest of the group said while running her fingers through her brown and red hair.
"duh I think that was the bloody point other wise she wouldn't of done it" replied the last of the three tying up her already messed up brown and blonde hair.
"would you two stop fecking around with your hair its pissing me off"
"Chill I was tying it up for fawks sake"
"soo and what the hell up with Fawk that's a bird not a cuss word you wank"
"well ya nicked my word so I needed another"
"could at least of though of a decent one"
"I think its great, you just fawking mental if you think its not great"
"Shut the fuck up with that word other wise I'll smack ya"
"Fawk fawk fawk fawk fawk"
"THAT'S IT YOUR FUCKING GETTING IT NOW"
"ARRgghhh not the pillas I'm soo scared"
"PILLOW FIGHT" screamed the two girls while getting armed with pillows
"OWW THAT'S NOT A PILLOW THAT LIZZIES FECKING SCHOOL BAG"
"oops, hey that my word"
"naw its mine now"
"DIE BITCH!" emma came charging at hayley and whacked her over the head with the school bag.
"UGHH" Hayley said before she fell unconscious.
"EMMA!"
"WHAT ITS HER OWN FAWKING FAULT…..DAMMIT, stupid fecking word" Emma grumbled.
BANG
"wot the fecking hell was that" emma mumbled
"and lizzie get the fuck off me"
"sorry emma….Emma?"
"yeah"
"do you feel weird?"
"wot the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"urgghhh……………."
"Lizzie?…You fecking Bitch don't leave me alone" Emma said before she drifted in darkness.