Emma POV

Now were legging it through a god damn forest trying to get rid of the ugly ones, when Lizzie trips and goes flying head first into a tree, knocking her self unconscious.

"Oh for fucks sake" I scream. The one time would need to keep moving and she's unconscious, its bloody great.

"it's alright Emma I've think we've lost them" the twit next to me says, yes its Hayley but I'm in too much of a foul mood at the moment. I mean we're stuck in a bloody fucked up place where we haven't got a clue where we are, yes we're screwed.

I collapse next to Lizzie, there's no point in going anywhere when she's like that.

3 hours Later

"fuck this I'm waking her up, I'm bored" so I go up to wake Lizzie gently.

HA gently my arse, gentle is not in my vocab, I go up and kick her in her backside.

"OWWW EMMA"

how the fuck does she know its always me?….oh yeah because it's always me that does it, My bad. Anyway at least she's up.

"EMMA WHY THE HELL DID YOU KICK ME, DON'T YOU KNOW YOU COULD CAUSE ME DAMAGE, THAT BLOODY WELL HURT, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I DID THAT TO YOU?………"

yeah and the rambling starts by now we all know to block out what she is saying, and her lecture lasts for a grand total of 20 minutes before I end throwing a rock at her head.

Ha bitch that shut ya up!

Until I realise that she's pointing at me.

"Wot the fuck are pointing at bitch" I shout it's really pisses me off when someone points at me.

"GET THAT FUCKING ARROW OUTTA MY FACE NOW YOU PANSY ASS"

wot the… oh it's just the twit shouting, but an arrow, wot the hell is she on?

I turn around to face the twit when, what do you know it I've got a bloody arrow in my face too, now a pointy thing right in my face doesn't go well towards me so I rip the arrow out of my face and snap it while whacking the dick round the head.

"Don't YOU POINT THAT SHIT AT ME, YOU BETTER BE GLAD I ONLY SMAKCED YOU"

Now for the first time at looked at the person I just smacked round the head, ok over 6ft damn he's tall, I think he's a he, you never tell with that long hair, heheh Hayley was right with the pansy comment he really does look like a pansy.

"EMMA!"

"WOT" I shouted.

"I KNOW WHERE WE ARE"

well woopdedoo bout bloody time too, and why the hell are the pansys holding their hands too their ears, aahhh I like I care.

"WELL WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE THEN?"

"GUESS"

"I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING GUESS, TELL ME NOW"

"HEHEHEH WE'RE IN MIDDLE EARTH"

God what is the twit on, Middle Earth that's a laugh and that would mean these pansys are…..

"AND EMMA YOUR BAD DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU JUST SMACKED?"

Oh the little bitch is laughing now once I get my hands on her I'm going to strangle all the air outta her. I look up at the face again of who I smacked he certainly looks familiar.

"WHO THE FUCK IS HE THEN"

"HALDIR"

"HALDIR WHO?" I must be stupid because I can't remember him.

ok third chap R&R please.