"DAMN IT YOU KNOW HALDIR, THE ONE WHO KICKS THE BUCKET IN THE SECOND FILM"
"OHH YEAH I REMEMBER HIM, PRETTY MUCH A DOPE IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING"
"ummm guys I don't think you should be shouting those things" Lizzie whispered to them.
"EMMA DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT YOU WOULDN'T OF SEEN THAT EITHER"
"WELL DUH, THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT A BLOODY ELF, ANY WAY WHY YOU STICKING UP FOR HIM?"
"Guy they are listening you know"
"CAUSE I WANT TO, he's nice cough looking" Hayley mumbled.
"WOT WAS THAT?"
"GUY SHUT THE HELL UP"
both girls turned round to face Lizzie, she was still standing there with an arrow against her neck fuming.
"hey Liz why you got an arrow to your neck" Emma said finally noticing that she had one.
"Well I don't know maybe because WE'RE TRESSPASSING IN THEIR GOD DAMN FOREST" she shouted.
"Lizzie it's not god damn forest it's the Golden woods, Lothlorien" Hayley stated.
"Well no shit. I was being sarcastic"
"Opps"
"LOTR freak" Lizzie mumbled
"I HEARD THAT" Hayley shouted back.
"bitch"
"THAT TOO"
"I SWEAR ITS LIKE YOU'RE A BLOODY ELF WOTH YOUR HEARING"
"One can only dream"
"YOUR STILL A FREAK" Lizzie shouted
"WELL WE'RE RELATED SO WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU" Hayley replied.
So the three girls are standing there arguing while the elves are standing there wondering what the hell to do with these three girls. The girls go quiet and Haldir steps in"
"Who are you and what are you doing in Lothlorien?" he demanded
"Wow take a chill pill"
"Emma shut up"
"No you shut up"
"DĭN" Haldir shouted
"In English Please dipshit"
"Emma can't you shut up for once?" Hayley asked
"NOPE"
"Now I'm only going to ask you once more, Who are you and what are you doing in Lothlorien woods?"
"Uhh….we…need…." Lizzie stuttered
"Noro lim, noro lim" Hayley mumbled
All the elfs turned towards hayley as she said those words.
"damn it I forgot they could hear everything"
"What did you say?" Lizzie whispered
"That we need to run and run fast"
"hehehe where did you learn that?"
"God knows, Urgh I want to to fir"
"huh you want I fir, like a fir tree" lizzie asked
"No that's elvish that's mean die dippy"
"where did you learn elvish dess?"
"WOT THE FU……." Emma started
"I don't know"
"If you don't tell us then we will assume your spies and have no choice but to kill now speak quicky"
haldir demanded
"Hehhe assume makes and ass outta u and me"
"WOT!"
"nothing….." hayley mumbled.
another chap, i have no clue whether or not you like it or not.
please R&R