Ok maybe I shouldn't of said that, but it was soo tempting, now you tell me if he said that to you would you of done that, never mind. The glare Haldir was throwing me wasn't too pleasant but that bit wasn't my fault, well maybe a little but it was Emma mostly.
"Emma what are you doing" I whispered, the elves had finally decided that we were nuts, well not in those terms but it sounded the same and tied us up.
"nothing you'll have to wait and see" she whispered back
Now there's jack sit to do there's Me, Emma and Lizzie stuck in this flet while the rest of the pansy elves are down below. Now don't think that I don't like the elves, no in fact it's the opposite but they have been a pain since we ran in to them.
Haldir kept checking in on us every so often but all he got from Emma was violent curses it was pretty fun to watch at the beginning but after a while it just got annoying.
"How are you feeling" he asked me as he saw my pained expression, but you would have a pained expression too if rope was cutting into your wrists and you were dying for a pee but I didn't say that.
"I'm ok" I replied until Emma pipes up
"FUCKING HELL, OF COURSE WERE NOT ALRIGHT WERE STUCK WITH THESE FECKING ROPES CUTTING INTO US, STUCK WITH YOUR GOD DAMN UGLY FACE AND I'M DESPERATE FOR A BLOODY PEE"
well I know now I'm not the only one in that situation but I would never of said that to him in that why.
"Well milady we can arrange for you too go behing a bush" he gritted out through his teeth.
"THERE'S NO WAY IM FUCKING GOING BEHIND A BUSH YOU RETARD, KNOWING YOU GOD DAMN PERVY ELVES YOU'LL WATCH ME GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO SPY PANSY" Emma shouted.
"I WILL NOT HAVE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY ELVES THAT WAY WE WOULD DO NOTHING OF THE SOPRT YOU VILE…VILE PERSON"
woo I'd never think I would see Haldir shout he seems so calm, urgh most of the time anyway.
"ME VILE, YOU'RE THE ONE KEEPING US BLOODY HOSTAGES AND TIED UP, NO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S VILE YOU ASS"
I think Haldir has finally lost his temper as he comes storming up towards Emma and grasps her shirt lifting her up.
"I WILL NOT HOLD MY SELF RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS IF YOU CARRY ON SPEACKING OUT OF TURN ABOUT MY SELF OR MY ELVES,
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?" he shouted
"Crystal" Emma reply smugly.
Huh I wonder what she's up too, that look is never good.
"GOOD"
Haldir lets go of Emma and turns towards me.
"if there is anything you my need milady I will be happy to help" and with that Haldir leaves the flet.
Huh its just weird one minute he hates me then the next he likes me, I wish he'd make up his bloody mind. Ur wait what is that on Haldir's leggings, I try to take a closer look when Emma says.
"I wondered if they wore anything under the leggings, now my curiosity is satiated"
urgh no, I rub my head how the hell did she manage to do that, but my question is answered as she holds up Haldir's dagger in her hand. Now I'm not admitting that it was a bad site it was quite nice, but there will be a lot of trouble soon and all hell will brake out.
I hear a roar of laughter down below and I brace my self for whats coming next, I hear someone on the ladder and shuffle backwards trying to get as far as possible away for Emma, but right then I see Haldir in the entrance his face red with anger and embarrassment but more so of the first one.
He stalks towards us angered mirrored in his movements, I'm still a little afraid of that look come to orcs I will be not be afraid but with him its nightmarish with that look.
He turns to Emma and I can't help but giggle at what I see, right infront of me is the March warden of Lorien with a huge gaping hole in the back of his pants. I really hope he doesn't lean over too far because then it would be very unpleasant for me, because to Emma's question undergarments or none it seems that the March warden prefers free and goes with being commando under his leggings.
Ha that will be a thing to tell my children, the story behind Haldir and his choice of or lack of undergarments.
yay another chapter done what do you think lol
R&R please.