Oh my god I never knew that elf would be a stress head, yes I did cut a hole in his pants but its not like it couldn't be fixed. Anyway I don't give a shit it was too bloody funny seeing that look on his face. But what got on my nerves was after that he tied me to part of the flet and gagged me, well after our little argument.
"Y….Y…Y…O…."
"oh come on spit it out already" I said that stuttering was getting on my nerves.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU CUT A HOLE IN MY LEGGINGS" he shouted
"Oh so you finally noticed did ya, I wondered when you would start to feel a draft" I sniggered.
"THIS IS NOT FUNNY Y…O…U WENCH" he fumed.
"LISTEN HER BLONDIE, 1. THIS IS FUNNY, 2. I AM NOT A WENCH AND 3. FUCK OFF"
"I WILL NOT AS YOU SAY FUCK OFF, I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW"
this is boring all he does is shouting I wonder when he will finally shut up but as my character is I have to retaliate and also because he's a complete nob.
"NOT ONE FUCK IN HELL WILL YOU GET ANY ANSWERS FROM ME, NOW PISS OFF BEFORE I KICKYOU BLONDIE BITCH"
"I WILL NOT GO YOU INSOLENT CHILD UNTIL I GET THE ANSWERS I WANT, YOU ARE JUST BEING CHILDISH AND……"
that's it I've finally had enough of him so I went up to he and kicked him in his….ummm…where it hurts, and I 've never seen an elf fall that fast although I really haven't seen any if the first place.
"FUCK OFF BARBIE I AINT DEALING WITH YOUR SHIT ANYMORE"
now that Barbie is still on the floor clutching himself while the two twits look uneasy, well I can't be bothered with that, it was his own fault. Then what do you know it Barbie springs up off the floor and grabs me.
"WOT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING BARBIE?"
"DO NOT USE THAT NAME, MY NAME IS H.A.L.D.I.R,"
"WELL I GATHERED THAT DIP SHIT, BUT IT DOESN'T…"
with that the stupid moron gags me and ties me to the bloody tree, oh I feel so loved at the moment, can you feel the sarcasm, while I'm tied up all I can hear is the sniggering of my former friends I give them a glare that means I'll get them. Ha they turn to face the other way, but damn it now I have to sleep in this position all night.
BLASTED BIMBO BARBIE!
Sorry i posted this late 00:10 lol
R&R please