AN: To PurpleYin and krysalys, because I wanted to make them happy. Kinda different that the first, but same odd humor. Enjoy? Won't be updated until January, or whenever I read Transcripts from the Episode if anyone gets it before the US, or if I feel like adding something to it. And anyone who thinks that Weir wouldn't be caught dead watching any chick flick, think again. We all do it. Seriously.

Disclaimer: None of the movies mentioned in this belong to me. Sorry.

Spoilers: Aurora and The Lost Boys

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You know that wish that something bad would happen to Atlantis to make her image of McKay disappear? She'd like to take back that wish now. Because now she has to worry about all of them, McKay included.

McKay again. He'd figured out how to pull the Wraith from the pods of Aurora just in time for the Captain to see that Sheppard was telling the truth. Alright, so McKay had earned back her trust, and she hadn't even had time to privately pull him aside and say so before they went tromping off to the planet and disappearing into thin air.

If he managed to come back, she'd give him a dressing down… and then she stopped her thoughts. If? No, he was going to come back, damn it, he was. There was no Bates here to try and stop her orders, just Major Lorne, who agreed with her, sort of.

But if there was any hope of them coming back alive, she would grab it, just to give him a dressing down about not letting her have private time with him.

She recoiled from her desk, because another image came to her with that thought, and it, well, was… interesting? Nice? NO!, she screamed at herself, it was not nice, it was not nice…

But the little voice inside of her said that yes, it would be nice. Very nice.

No, Little Voice Inside My Head… Wait, she named the thing? Good Lord, it was getting out of control.

That said, she decided to bash the image of private time with McKay out of her head by finding one of the female officers whom she knew had a stash of chick flicks. She needed rest, and what better way to do it than with a bowl of buttery popcorn and a chick flick? Well, you could have a nice warm body to snuggle up against, yes? A male body… preferably McKay's…

Great, her own thoughts were rallying against her, not just the little voice. Damn McKay for leaving on the mission, damn Sheppard for asking her to let them, and damn whoever sent the message for them to meet. As she was on such a roll, she damned everything else that might have led them to where they were now. And, on coming to Fate, she decided that it was a convenient scapegoat, for now.

Feeling pleased with herself, she invited a few more female companions, including Lt. Cadman who brought along Dr. Beckett. Though that slightly defeated her purpose of having a girls night out, Laura explained to her that they haven't hardly had any time together recently, and she thanked Elizabeth profusely for the opportunity.

So, they passed around popcorn bowls, watching "When Harry Met Sally" (Though almost every woman blushed at that scene) and, at Elizabeth's request, "Gone With the Wind". All and all, it was a successful night, and, to make it even better, as she wandered back to her quarters, hardly a thought of McKay.

But of course, she has to wake up in the morning and remember that McKay, Sheppard, Teyla, and Ronan were all unaccounted for, and her happy mood vanished.

Yeah, she really wants to take back that wish.

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AN: There it is. Hope you liked it.