Now all the girls would of thought that Haldir would come back during the night to untie Emma or to at least apologize, but you know elves they probably never think they are never wrong. So Emma was actually in that position all night, but of that came with grumbling and death glares thrown at the other two girls. The other two girls made themselves comfy on the blankets laid out for them and were talking and Emma was stuck in the corner tied to a tree with a rather wicked gleam in her eyes promising payback. The girls finally fell asleep later on in the night as the elves shouted to shut the hell up; umm I wonder where they got that language from?
Early that morning Haldir finally decided to turn up, and early morning meant just before dawn which brought a few shouts but seeing as Emma was still tied up it was Hayley who did the shouting.
"Time to get up, it's morning and we need to be leaving"
"WOT THE FUCK, YOU CALL THIS MORNING THE SUN ISN'T EVEN UP YET YOU STUPID PANSY ELF, NOW GO AWAY SO WE CAN BLOODY WELL GO BACK TO SLEEP"
Now you can tell that Hayley wasn't really a morning person and get rather annoyed when she is woken up too early.
"Now rise and shine it's a wonderful morning" a teasing note in his voice
"Urgh wot are you I Haldir there's nout wonderful about the morning" Hayley grumbled while pulling the blanket over her head.
"Now come on….get up" he said while grabbing hold of the blankets
"hey Pansy get off the blankets"
"My name is not Pansy" he says
"Well no shit, now LEAVE ME ALONE" Halyley shouted the end bit out snatching the blankets out of his hands and proceeding to fall on her arse.
"Oww..bastard" she said while rubbing her arse.
(snore snore!)
they turn round to be faced with Lizzie drooling and mummering
"no no not the bears"
Haldir and Hayley look at each other, and Emma grumbling in the background and pointing towards Lizzie, Hayley finally gets the message and walks towards Lizzie and delivers a kick towards her before diving back into the blankets and pretending to be asleep. Lizzie bolts up in the air and starts screaming.
"EMMA I TOLD YOU TIME AND TIME NOT TO KICK ME AND WHAT DO YOU DO YOU, BLOODY KICK ME THAT'S THE LAST TIME"
Lizzie looks the room trying to spot Emma when she finally realises she's still tied to the tree, with an innocent expression on her face. If Emma's there who could of done it she thinks to herself, she sees Haldir with his face trying to hide the amusement in the situation, but of course Lizzie automatically thinks it's him cause he's laughing.
So she goes up to Haldir and smacks him upside the head,
"IT'S NOT FUNNY YOU STUPID I KNOW YOU DID IT, IS THAT HOW YOU TREAT GUESTS?"
After a couple more smacks Hayley decides to intervene as Lizzie might actually cause some damage to the already hehehe red faced elf.
"Lizzie calm down you might scar him" Hayley joked
But Haldir didn't know that and with elves so high and mighty dives for the corner mumbling
"no no me precious face….scars…." now he's rocking back and forward, you've got to take pity on that.
Hayley walks up to him and starts to pat his back,
"It's alright Haldir I didn't mean it literally"
"sniff….you…mean… I wont be scarred"
"no you won't" Hayley soothed the poor distraught elf.
" AWWW, LOOK THE PANSY ELF IS ALL SNIFFLY DO YOU NEED YOUR MOMMA" Emma baby talked from behind the two.
Both turned round to find that Lizzie had un tied Emma and now was trying to catch up on lost time.
"AWW HE'S SOOO CUTE WHEN HE'S CRYING POOR ITTLE BABY" SHE COOED.
Walking forwards and pinching Haldir cheeks, but the arrogant and cold exterior was back and Haldir stood up and smacked away Emma.
"I will not partake with any of your Childish activities, we are now leaving to see My Lord and Lady" with that Haldir stepped down the ladder and on to the floor below waiting for the rest us the girls to catch up.
When all the girls were on the ground the party set off to see the Lord and Lady, and hour later and the girls were already tired and bored. In the past they had probably tripped at least 10 times, after the first time the elves had found it amusing and laughed when Lizzie went flying over Haldir head and landed in a pile with her arse sticking up in the air but later on they grew frustrated with it.
Another hour went by.
"how many hours till we get there" shouted Hayley from the back
"Not till the end of the day" came the reply.
2 hours later
"Are we there yet"
"No we are not"
"Are we there yet"
"No not since the last time you asked"
"Ohh Ok…How about now"
"NO WE ARE NOT"
"NOW?"
"NO FOR VALARS SAKE WE ARE NOT, NOW SHUT UP"
ok this is a longer chap hope you like
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