I am home a lot and I flip through the channels, I see two shows on the Cartoon Network way too much. This is one of them that I thought would fit Cordy and her high school group perfectly. No idea if it shows in other countries.
FIC: Bad Timing
Author: Nodakskip
Not Betaed
Crossover for "Totally Spies!"
Summary: Set in season two between 'Ted' and 'Bad Eggs'
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Sunnydale High School
Friday, December 12th, 1997
4:13 PM
Classes had let out an hour ago, only those in detention, or at sports practice were still around. Well except for the two teens groping each other in the locked closet.
"Oh, Xander." Cordelia Chase moaned as her closet buddy put his hand gently up her shirt. She then resumed giving him a major hickey on his neck. Xander let out a few noise of his own when one of Cordelia's hands grabbed firmly on to his butt.
The young couple was so involved with each other, that they didn't notice the section of floor swing open like a trap door. Soon any sounds of pleasure were replaced with screaming as they fell through the long underground tunnel.
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Office of Jerry Lewis
WOOHP Headquarters
Location Classified
Jerry turned from the other two girls, Harmony and Aphrodisia, as the center of the other large O in the large WOOHP logo dropped open. "Ah," he said with a stiff accent, "Here comes Cordelia."
"Look out below!" and "Move your foot!" in a pair of voices came out of the tube.
Harmony looked shocked to Jerry. "Jerry is someone in there with her?"
"Oh dear." The balding man in the suit said as he pulled out a small tube.
Xander and Cordelia came at that moment and tumbled out onto the large landing cushion. "What the hell was that?" Xander asked as he picked himself up.
Pulling her shirt down Cordelia looked upset at the spy master. "Jerry, your timing sucks!"
"Cordy?" Xander said as he quickly got between his maybe girlfriend and the strange man. "You know this guy?"
"Take it easy Xander," Cordy told him. "Jerry won't hurt you."
"Xander Harris?" Harmony called out shocked. "I knew you had a new guy, but I didn't think it would be Xander Harris!"
"This is MAJOR!" Aphrodisia agreed.
"Ah, yeah…" Cordelia said completely unsure of what to say to her friends. "Didn't I tell you guys?"
Harmony stalked up to her, "No you did not tell us!"
"Um," Xander tried to cut in. "Am I the only one wondering why I just went down the mile long trap door into Dr. Evil's lair?"
"Well Xander," Cordy started nervously. "I couldn't really tell you…"
She didn't get anymore out before Jerry used the tube he had waiting. "Jerry!" Cordelia yelled out as the pink mist knocked Xander out. "Did you have to do that?"
As she put Xander's limp form on the large landing cushion, Jerry went back to his desk. "Sorry, but we can't compromise WOOHP operational security. He will be fine, he will just not remember anything."
"Trust me on this Jerry, he can keep a secret." Cordy told her boss.
"Maybe." Jerry said. "But first we have other matters to attend to."
"Where are we going to this time Jer?" Aphrodisia asked as the three spies took their seats for the briefing.
"Toronto." Their boss informed them. "There has been a strange rash of missing people that needs to be looked into as soon as possible ladies."