Now we've been walking for the most of the day, with only little rest and food to keep us going and to tell you we're bloody well knackered and of course bored, after awhile you do get fed up with looking at the same old trees over and over again.

'hmm I'm sure ive seen that tree before but they all look the same any way, as they say if you've seen one tree you've seen them all, well actually that's what I say'.

I look towards Emma and Lizzie beside me they look as bored as me, once Haldir told us off once again we decided that being silent was our best option for staying alive, but it was the most boring as well. Emma gave me a 'look' that means get your ass over here now otherwise I'll kick you, so for my safety I went over to see what she wanted.

"yeah wot do you want" I whisper.

"I think we need to torment Haldir" she whispered back.

"Emma don't you think we've tormented him enough a person can only take so much tormenting"

"yeah true, but you've forgotten he's not exactly a person he's a stuck up, arrogant elf so that equals more torture time"

"oh ok but this is the last time……well at least for today"

so we all gathered round to plot a plan to torment the beloved March warden, but our whispers were not quiet enough as it seemed as the March warden came stomping over to us with a cold mask on his mask, and not its not a real mask.

"WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING" he spat at us

"nothing" Lizzie and I said in perfect innocence, ha maybe not be we had to try, but at the same time we said that Emma spat back.

"FUCK OFF AND TAKE A BREATH MINT YOUR BREATH FUCKIN WEL STINKS"

well that wasn't one of the best things to say but when does Emma ever do that?

Well at that point Haldir seemed at loos for words but his face turned and variety of colours before it went back to his pale and cold mask. The other elves stopped to listen to the argument and obviously found that this situation was very funny and far from out of the ordinary for the March warden. So they were lounging about round the tree watching the heated, shouting debate between Emma and Haldir.

"YOU ISOLENT MORTAL ELVES BREATHS DO NOT STINK"

"WELL YOURS DOES, SO THAT MEANS YOUR NOT FUCKING ELF JUST A PIXIE WHOSE GOTTEN TO BIG FOR HIS BOOTS."

"…..WELL LOOK AT YOU, YOU ARE A DIGUSTING FILTHY AND SMELLY HUMAN"

"THAT THE BEST YOU CAN CAME UP WITH, AND OF COURSE I AM THOSE THINGS THAT IS BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN WOTS YOUR EXCUSE" Emma retorted back.

Things were getting much vocal after that point but I decided to tune it out after I'm been in these kind of matches with Emma I know most of the things she will say, now 20 minutes after they started their beginning to get edgy and shifting on their feet. Urggh I know just what's going to happen, and yep it happens Emma lunges at Haldir

and knocks him off his feet, now I would of never thought that he could be flat on his back that quick……bad bad thoughts. Images now in my head of a particular someone in bed with only a sheet covering him, and with that thought I totally miss Emma punching Haldir in the nose but his yelp got my attention which is now focussed on the Bleeding Haldir and Emma repeatedly punching him. Now you would of thought his merry men would come to his rescue….Oooo my bad wrong fiction. Now you would of thought that his wardens would come to his rescue, but nooooooo that just stood there with an amused smile on their faces and Haldir taking the punches to his face and body.

Now I finally got fed up with that because dude Emma is soo messing up his face and I actually, kind of like his face the way it is. So I storm over to them Grab Emma, whose kicking and screaming at this point something about not finishing him and teaching him a lesson and dump her on the floor beside Lizzie and go back to see how Haldir is.

"Umm Haldir are you okay" I ask him, dumb question thought really of course he's not alright he just got beaten up by a 14 year old girl, I roll Haldir over and see that his face is covered in blood now I do feel sorry for him here.

"H…a…y…l….e……y." he asks

"yes its alright Haldir its me and Emma's not her at the moment…."

"OF COURSE IM HERE AND ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOUR……….." her shouting stopped and I turned to find Lizzie holding and stone in her hands and a smug smile on her face.

"that was for all the times she hit me" Lizzie said with a shrug.

I turn back to Haldir who is now sitting up, a frightened and wary expression on his face and once again his mask is back in place and storms off to clean him self up,

I look on after him with an amazed look on my face its woow he can sure change moods quickly I'm glad I'm not at Emma I wouldn't like to be in her position. Well when she actually wakes up that is she actually looks peaceful at the moment.

"MUUUHHHAAA I'LL GET YOU MY BARBIE" she mumbled.

sorry it took this long to update i've had alot of coursework and studyingto do as its coming up to my GCSE's soon, but i promise it won't be that long to update again.

Please R&R if you want it to continue and thanks and again for reading