Lakitu: GO!
Bowser: Raaah!
Baby Bowser: Dad! The wheels stuck!
Bowser: You be in back! I'll be driver!
Dk: Let's go Diddy!
Diddy: It's thunderstorming!
Dk: So?
Diddy: We are in a wood kart!
Dk: So...oh...(Thnder bolt strikes the kart and it lights on fire)
Dk/Diddy: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Race 2, Day 1, Yoshi's Race Track(i forgot the name), Bad Luck gets worse...
Dk: We got last place last time but now were better
Diddy: Yeah!
Daisy: Yeah right...whatever
Lakitu: GO!
Dk: We are so gonna beat those Princesses!
Daisy: Yeah right! (kicks their car)
Peach: We are gonna beat you!
Dk: Oh really?
Peach: YEAH! (gets speacial and steals banana from diddy)
Daisy: See ya later! (puts banana peel in front of Dk's kart)
Dk: Oh no... (slips off the track down towards the water)
Diddy: Have no fear! (pushs button and kart gets wings and they fly off) Diddy has saved your rear!
Dk: I thought it was "here" instead of "rear"
Diddy: Oh but I like the other one! (wings break off) Uh oh.
Dk/Diddy: AHHHHHH! (crash onto Island)
Diddy: This sucks...
Day 2, Looking for a Kart
Diddy:Where are we gonna steal... um...creativley borrow, another kart!
Dk: Let's think! Whoes someone smart!
Diddy: I know someone! (whispers in Dk's ear)
Dk: Oh no! Never am I going to him!
later.
Dk: I can't belive I'm here!
Cranky: Oooo... you lazy monkey! I made your stupid kart!
Dk: (looks at it) Uh... that's cool?
Authors Note: It looks like this, Coconuts for wheels, a big banana looking driver chair, and a mini
tree for the back seat
Cranky: What's wrong with it?
Diddy: It's ugly pops.
Dk: But we'll take it.
Cranky: 5 golden cocnuts
Dk: I only have four!
Cranky: Then you get no kart!
Diddy: I have one!
Cranky: Then you and lazy kong get the kart.
Dk: Okay!
Day 3, Race 3, Dk Island(or whatever) Stupid Kart, Good Race!
Lakitu: Go!
Diddy: Gahh! (takes out peanut pop guns and shoots Mario)
Mario: Mama Mia! (Falls off)
Luigi: Mama Mia! I get to control the kart!
Diddy: Uh...NO! (shoots Luigi)
Luigi: Whoa-oa! (falls off)
Dk: Hehe.
Later...
Diddy: We got 1st palce!
Dk: Yes we did Diddy!
Day 3, Final Race,Star Road, Bowser's Anger
Dk: We are almost there!
Bowser: No!
Diddy: What are you gonna do fatty!
Baby Bowser: No onw talks to daddy like that! (takes out spiked shell and throws it at the Monkey duo)
Dk/Diddy: AHHHH! (tumble off star road) We are gonna die!
Dk: Ah! (fall onto star)
Diddy: We're...We're alive!
Dk: Yay!
Diddy: We'll find you Bowser!
Dk: Yeah!
The End...for now.
Review! Sorry for spelling errors (down with proof reading!)