evil arrowhead: The second chapter is up!
evildreamstealer: You're still writing it.
Evil arrowhead: That's exactly why I'm announcing it!
Evildreamstealer: come on in, Disclaimer.
Disclaimer the Great: ahem, Disclaimer the Great.
Evil arrowhead: Disclaimer the Great!!!!!!! Now disclaim!!
Disclaimer the Great: evil arrowhead does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or a weapon of mass destruction. Thank God she doesn't, or we'd all be dead.
evil arrowhead: don't go shoutin' out all of my evil plans!
Evildreamstealer: And so the fic begins.
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When we last checked on them, Yugi and Joey were going to duel the rare hunter.
"Look, Yugi, there's that scum who took my Red Eyes!" exclaimed Joey
"Joey, please, you're making us look like nerds!" Yugi lamented
"I wouldn't be talking, Yugi, at least I'm over 4ft tall."
"Hey! It's not my fault that I share a body with a midget!"
While the two "nerds" were arguing a cloaked figure approached them.
"At last I have found you, Yugi!" exclaimed the voice.
Yugi turned around to meet some dork in a cloak.
"Dork in a cloak! I resent that!" the awful voice continued.
evil arrowhead: I never really liked you anyway...
"Um, could we continue the story?" questioned Yami the midget.
"Hey, don't you insult my friend!" Yelled Joey the retard
evildreamstealer: hey, arrow, I think you should really stop insulting them.
Evil arrowhead: fine! I'll be nice!
Finally, the authoress had come to a temporay truce, but you know how easily deals are broken....
"Now that found you, Yugi, I must duel you!"
"Fine then, Rare Hunter, let's duel!" the Yugi announced
"Okay, then, Yugi, you go first...."
evil arrowhead: yawn boooooorrinnngg! Fast foward to the good part!
All of the sudden, Yami and the Rare Hunter start making really high pitched noises and moving about.
"Yiippeeeeyeeyeeeeeeeeyeeee!" screeched Yugi
"Yaakadakyaaakkkkaaaadaadaaaa!" babbled the Rare Hunter
evil arrowhead: Ah! Stop! This is the part!
"Rare hunter! I'm sick of your yakking!"
"Well, I'm sick of your high-pitched squeeling, Yugi!"
"You're on, cloaked dorko!"
Yugi charged at the rare hunter and socked his face, causing the much taller man to crumble to the ground.
Now, we switch to the long awaited moment...
At the rare hunter barn...
"Happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy!"
"Master, could you please stop?"
"Happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy!
"............................"
"Hap- what's that, teddy? You want me to stop? Okay!"
"There he goes again with that bear..."
"Did you say something baaaaaaad about teddy, Odion?"
"Of course not, sir!"
"Good... hey, wait, I sense that one of my rare hunters has lost a duel!"
"Oh joy..."
"Why did you say that, Odion?"
".................."
"What was that, teddy? I look weird when I talk through my servents! Oh dear! I must look like a fool, teddy, it must be dreadful to watch!"
"...................."
"Oh, right my rare hunter lost! I have priorities!"
evil arrowhead: well, back to the brawl!
"Sheesh, Yug, I didn't know you could punch like dat!" Exclaimed a very surprised( and stupid) Joey.
Evildreamstealer:BE NICE!
"Any fight can be won, Joey, if you believe in the heart of the fist!" Shouted a very proud Yami, while holding up his hand triumphantly.
"Phoroah!" shouted a digitally altered voice.
"Oh no!" Yami exclaimed ", a digitally altered voice! That means trouble!"
"The pharoah isn't as dumb as he looks, isn't that right, teddy?" said the rare hunter.
"Wait a second...Rebecca...?"
"Fool I'm not Rebecca! My name is Marik, I'm talking to you through the magic of the Millenium Rod! Right, teddy?"
"Where did you get that teddy, Marik!" shouted the volume impaired Yami.
"I won it."
"Where did you win it?"
"um..."
"You didn't steal it, did you?"
"um..."
"Stealing is bad you know."
"Don't lecture me, Pharoah! It's not nice, right, teddy? Plus, the teddy bear isn't the only thing I'm going to steal! I'm also after the limitless power of the pharoah! But I'll need a few things first..."
Three Hours Later...
"...and a warhead, and a paintbrush, and an I.D., and a—Hey! Are you listening, Pharoah?!"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz—huh? Oh, right, yes, are you done?"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....now I'm gonna start all over!"
"Oh, man..."
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evil arrowhead: the evil is growing...soon all of candyland will enveloped in darkness!
evildreamstealer: you seem to get more evil and weird with every chapter.
evil arrowhead: I like that word, evil hee hee hee!
evildreamstealer: You need...help...
evil arrowhead: Announcer slave! Get in here!
Announcer Slave: sigh What will happen next time? Will Marik stop ranting? Will Yami stop believing in the heart of things? Will this authoress ever get her sanity back? Tune in next time on Teddy: a Battle City Story!
A/N: You can review if you want... it would be nice...