Evil arrowhead: Yay! Finally! Reviews! Kudos to everyone who reviewed!
Evildreamstealer: I haven't seen her so excited, since she started talking to her food.
Evil arrowhead: Gee, I'm disappointed, Rhi, why can't you hear your food? I like to eat, because I hear the food scream when I take a bite out of it, right, chocolate? ( takes a bite out of the chocolate bar)
Chocolate: Aaaarrghh!
Evildreamstealer: You need help. Get in here, disclaimer!
Disclaimer the Great: evil arrowhead does not own Yu-gi-oh or a shotgun.
Evil arrowhead: I soon will... Mwahahahaaaaaaaa! Let the suffering begin!
Evildreamstealer: -.-()
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".... And finally the 3 Egyptian god cards. You got that, pharaoh?" the rare hunter concluded.
"Yes, Marik, I did." Replied a very sleepy Yami.
"Finally, I will get my revenge! Right, teddy?"
"Dat rare hunter is creeping me out, Yug!" replied Joey after 3 hours of watching the possessed rare hunter.
"Would you both just shut up! I want some peace and quiet!" screamed Yami as he stormed off.
"Sheesh, the pharaoh needs some coffee." Marik the village lunatic replied.
"Yeah, I never seen Yugi so angry, what's with him anyway?" questioned Joey the village idiot.
Evildreamstealer: I thought I told you to be nice!
Evil arrowhead: You obviously did not read the sentences afterward! (chapter 2)
Evildreamstealer: don't make me hurt your (nonexistent) Naraku plushy!
Evil arrowhead: Nooo! You wouldn't dare!
Evildreamstealer: I can and I will!
"Get on with it!" screamed the Yu-gi-oh cast.
Evil arrowhead: Fine, back to the fic!
"Yugi, wait up!" exclaimed Joey as he ran to meet his friend. "I know if we work together we can beat dat Marik and his rare hunter goons!"
"Would you just stop talking! I don't need a pep talk, and your voice makes me sick to my stomach!"
"Well, anyway, I was going to give you a rare card, but I guess I can't support you anymore, Yugi."
"Huh?! A rare card?! I want it! I want it now!"
"I don't know yugi..."
"Give it here!"
"Let me think about it..."
"Fine, I'll have to take it by force! Go heart of the fist!"
"What the—THUNK!" Joey exclaimed as he fell to the ground.
"Heeheehee! A new card!" said a very happy Yugi, as he ran off.
We now join our villains (if you call them that, they're my heros, along with Naraku, and team Rocket, prepare for trouble!)
In the Rare Hunter Yacht...
"It's so nice to be out of that barn, right, teddy?"
"..................."
All of the sudden Odion screamed. "Aaaaaaaaaaah! I can't stand it! Marik, that bear has to go!" he lunged for the wretched cloth animal, but not fast enough, for teddy had begun to levitate.
"Teddy, are you still teddy?" asked Marik.
"..........SILENCE FOOLS..........I AM THE GREAT TADI!" teddy said in a very deep and loud voice.
"M-master, you were right teddy does speak!"
"I told you so, Odion."
"Master, from now on, I'm always going to take you seriously!
".............I SAID SILENCE FOOLS.........WHY DON'T YOU TAKE TADI SERIOUSLY??!!!" interrupted teddy. "WELL, ANYWAYS I HAVE TO FIND A NEW HOST, YOU'VE LOST YOUR USEFULNESS, MARIK!"
"Whatever, teddy." Marik said blandly as teddy flew out the door "I wonder if 'Tadi' knows about the severe storm that's going on..."
"#$%#! Aaaaaaaaah!" yelled a loud voice from outside.
"I think he knows now, master."
Evil arrowhead: you see, I don't want to be unfair to any of the characters, so I'm mean to them all!
Evildreamstealer: you're a real humanitarian, Jo.
Evil arrowhead: Aaaaarrgh! That word! Hiiissssss! Stay back, you, and your liberal phrases!
Back to Yugi...
"I wonder where this storm came from..." Yami questioned ", it's like some unknown evil force has caused it! This does not bode well..."( Kaede talk )
Back to Joey...
Joey woke up with rain falling on his face. "How in the world did I get here?" he asked himself ", Oh, right now I remember, Yugi was throwing a fit, so he threw his fist at my face and where is my Red Eyes?."
"Hey that dude is awake!" Yelled a surfer.
"Uh...what are you doing with dat surf board?" Joey asked (like he'll understand)
"Aw, dude! I was going to Domino pier to catch gnarly waves!" the surfer replied.
"In a severe storm?"
"Ahuh!" the surfer was about to say something else, but instantly he was struck by lightning and disappered. Immediately after that, the stormed cleared up and Espa Roba descended from the sky ( kinda like Sheba from GS).
Joey watched the event with awe then said ", Dat is the last time I eat stuff I find in the back of the fridge!"
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Evil arrowhead: haahaahaaa! As they suffer, my power grows!
Evildreamstealer: that is the last thing we need!
Evil arrowhead: get in here announcer slave!
Free announcer: I bought my freedom. Now it's your turn to be my slave!
Evil arrowhead: don't count on it! I have another slave to do my bidding! Get in here MonkeyMan!
Naraku: I have a name you know.
Evil arrowhead: Fine, Slave, do my bidding!
Naraku: sigh that's the last time I play you in poker! (sarcasticly) What will happen in the next chapter? What is this new evil "Tadi", what's with Yami, oh and most importantly, will the authoress stop being so cruel? Oh, the suspense! I can't wait!
Evil arrowhead: I could've sworn you were crossing your fingers the entire time.
Evildreamstealer: evil arrowhead appreciates reviews. However, evil arrowhead does not appreciate flames, so if you fear for your life, be courteous when you review!