Evil arrowhead: more reviews! I'm happy!

Evildreamstealer: you're scary.

Disclaimer the Great: you're both crazy, so I'm glad evil arrowhead does not own

Yu-gi-oh or an Announcer Slave.

Evil arrowhead: I'm just borrowing Naraku, for a long time.

Naraku: Great...just great.

Evil arrowhead: I knew you'd be happy!

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If you remember where we left off, (because I don't) I was narrating Joey as he watched Espa Roba descend from the sky...

"Greetings, I am Espa Roba! I have descended from the sky!" exclaimed the mysterious youth.

"Well it kind of looks like you were tied to somethin'." Joey said flatly.

Espa Roba proceeded to hide a string connected to a nearby building behind his back. ", No! I used psychic powers!"

"Well what makes ya psychic?" Joey asked.

"I can read minds. Oooooooo..." Roba said in a very creepy voice.

Suddenly, Rex Raptor emerged from the ground ", don't doubt him! He whooped me!" He said.

"Yaaaaaaaaaaah! It's the mole people!" Joey screamed in fright

"NO! It's me, Rex Raptor!"

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaa! It's the mole people!" Joey still yelled.

"Sheesh! I'm outa here, I'll come back when Joey isn't so racist against moles." Rex exclaimed as he went back into his hole.

"Well, Roba, if you can read minds, what am I gonna do?"

"Uhhhhhh...duel me?"

"Yikes! How did ya know?!" Joey said with amazement.

"I told you I'm psychic!" said Espa proudly as he did a strange hand motion.

Evil arrowhead: strange hand motion, eh? Let's check on that building...

We now join the Espa Roba Brothers...

"That's the hand signal! He's going to duel!" said Espa Roba #2

"Yah! Big brother is gonna whip that guy!" said Espa Roba #3

"Heeeey! Look, everyone, I'm Michael Jackson!" said Espa Roba #4 as he held Espa Roba #5 over the balcony.

" Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" screamed Espa #5.

Evil arrowhead: and I thought I had problems. Let's see what Yugi is up to...

Yugi was watching the beginning of the duel between the "psychic" and the moron.

Evildreamstealer: you'll always be mean won't you?

Evil arrowhead: Yup!

Back to Yugi...

"Great, I suddenly get placed on a building to watch this duel. This is a waste of my time and everyone else's." Yugi was looking around for a way off of the building, when he notices four freaks on another building. "Great, just what I need, more freaks! Hey, wait a minute, Espa Roba is cheating! Hehehee, I'm not going to tell Joey, so he can lose!"

Back to Joey's duel...

"I play Jinzo!" said a very excited Roba.

"I play mugger!" Joey said (thanks for the Joey in a gang idea, MuggleBuddy.)

"What does that card do?" the Roba question.

"It allows me to do this!" said Joey as he punched Espa Roba and stole all of his cards.

As Yugi watched in the distance, he said to himself ", It's about time Joey started believing in the Heart of the Fist!"

Evil arrowhead: too much exposure to Yugi might make you deaf, so we're switching to the Rare Hunters.

"I miss teddy..." Marik sighed

"Master! Teddy is like an illegal drug, you shouldn't go near it!" Odion scolded.

"Odion, in case you haven't noticed, everything the Rare Hunters do is illegal!"

"Master, if the Rare Hunters jumped off a cliff would you?"

"Odion! Why would I order my mind slaves to jump off cliffs?!"

"I was just speaking hypothetically, Master."

"It could never happen! Teddy makes more sense than you do! Speaking of teddy, where do you think he is, Odion?"

"I don't know, master, but shouldn't you dispatch your next Rare Hunter to defeat Yugi?"

"Ah! Of course! Dispatch Arkana at once!"

evil arrowhead: and we now join "Tadi" or teddy, who cares anyway?

Teddy had floated to shore on a piece of driftwood. "UGH...FINALLY..." he complained. Just then two children playing on the beach noticed him.

"Look, Tommy, It's a cute teddy bear!" said the girl.

"Let's blow it up with with fireworks, Suzy!" the boy responded.

"YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!" teddy interrupted "NOW, YOU LITTLE PESTS, TAKE ME TO A DULIST!"

The children's' eyes grew dark as they responded ", Yes, teddy, we will do your bidding. We will find a duelist, right, teddy?"

"HAHAHAHAAA! YES THAT IS RIGHT! ONWARD MARCH!"

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evildreamstealer: you are very disturbed.

Evil arrowhead: not as disturbed as you're going to be, after I finish this fic! Monkey Man! Tell the victims what is in store for them!

Naraku: Whom will Yugi duel next? Will Joey stick to his life of crime? Will Odion stop trying to teach Marik lessons? What duelist is teddy going to choose? Will they ever put the authoress in the asylum? Well, I don't care, I could be searching for the shikon jewel shards!

Evil arrowhead: Oh, Naraku! Look what I have! (Holds up Naraku's jewel shard.)

Naraku: Give that back!