Evil arrowhead: chapter 5 has begun!
Evildreamstealer: and so has everyone's suffering.
Evil arrowhead: . yup!
Evildreamstealer: that's not a good thing.
Naraku: of course it's a good thing, I base my entire career off of other people's suffering!
Evil arrowhead: same with me! And speaking of careers... The EGC has a new member!
Evildreamstealer: someone actually responded?
Evilarrowhead: what does it sound like? Anyways... Congrants to MuggleBuddy for owning latin countries, I myself have conquered Chile...
Evildreamstealer: there she goes again...rambling on and on...what a cute little fantasy...
Disclaimer the Great: evil arrowhead doesn't own yu-gi-oh—
Naraku: or Naraku.
Evildreamstealer: and for the last time, we're all glad she doesn't.
evil arrowhead: Ahem. Where did we end... oh, yes, we now join teddy and his two sevents as they search for a new host for teddy...
They continued down the roads of Domino City until they came across a very tall and excessively decorated building.
"AH, YES! WHOEVER OWNS THIS BUILDING WILL BE MY NEW HOST!" Teddy exclaimed "TAKE ME TO THE TOP FLOOR OF THIS BUILDING, AT ONCE!"
evil arrowhead: I didn't get my pen name for just picking random hosts for diabolical teddy bears! Let's see who is going to be teddy's new "owner".
Evildreamstealer: actually, Jo, you picked your own penname.
Evil arrowhead: who cares? I don't.
On the top floor of the building...
"Hey, big brother!" Mokuba said happily as his elder brother walked into the room.
"Cut the crap, Mokuba, have any of the Egyptian god cards been summonded?" Kaiba said (very rudely).
"Well now I'm not gonna tell you." Mokuba retorted. (good for you, Mokie!)
"Fine then, Mokuba, I guess it's off to Death-T for you!"
"B-b-but, big brother!"
"None of that 'big brother' nonsense is going to work on me, Mokuba! Now either play a penalty game or tell me if the god cards have been summonded!"
"N-no they haven't, Seto..." Mokuba stammered.
Evilarrowhead: Mokuba should just murder Seto...
Evildreamstealer: Keep it PG, Jo...
Let's check up on Yugi...
Yugi was walking through the city looking for a duel, again, when he met a clown. "Greetings," said the clown as he approached Yugi.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!" said Yugi as he punched the clown. "The heart of the fist helped me win again!" Yugi was about to do a victory dance, but then he noticed a nearby tent. "I bet there is a bunch of clowns in there! I gotta sock 'em all!" And there went Yugi, running to the tent. Poor Arkana...
Then there was Joey...
Joey sat on a bench, thinking (yeah, right) about his latest victory "I think Yugi is on ta something with this heart of the fist."
He was about to practice the heart of the fist on an elderly woman passing by when Tristan came and crashed into a bush nearby. "Yo! Joey! I'm going to check on your sis at the hospital! See Ya!" as he proceeded to ram three people on his way out.
"Huh?" said Joey as the obviously drunk and desperate Tristan drove off.
Ah, my favorite part...
We now join our characters of less importance, as they sit and plot horrible things.
Marik sat in his chair, a lot, which made Odion wonder how he stayed in shape.
Evilarrowhead: ooooo, I feel an evil idea!
Then it came clearly to Odion. Marik must have an eating disorder! Odion ran off to the kitchen in order to fetch some norishment for his poor, starving, master.
evilarrowhead: Hahahaa! It'll be funny to see him shove food down Marik's throat!
Evildreamstealer: -.-()
Naraku: do I still have to announce?
Evilarrowhead: If you want to be fed, yes.
Naraku: sigh Next time on Teddy: a battle city story! Will teddy really complete his evil plan to get a new host? Will Mokuba still be sent to Death-T? Will Yugi actually duel? I don't know, and I don't care.
Evilarrowhead: You heard 'im. You can review if you want. It's on here for your enjoyment, and reviews might make me update faster. 'Till then, adios!