Evil arrowhead: (tears in eyes) I'm so happy! People actually want me to be mean!

Evildreamstealer: That explains why you tied me to a chair...but did you really need to put Naraku in a shark tank?

Evil arrowhead: Ah, he had it coming...

Naraku: (drenched) you...will...die...

Evildreamstealer: this could get ugly; let's continue the story, shall we?

Disclaimer the Great: but first! Evil arrowhead doesn't own Yu-gi-oh, and soon won't own a life.

evil arrowhead: (severely maimed) okay, kiddos, where were we? Ah, yes, Odion was off to the kitchen...

When Odion reached the kitchen, he grabbed the first food he saw, unfortunately for Marik-kun that food was...

"Low-fat Energy bars!!!! What are you planning to do with those Odi—!"

Marik didn't even finish his sentence when Odion started shoving the rock-hard substances into his mouth.

Evil arrowhead: yes, I remember when I tried to eat an energy bar...I still have trouble getting to sleep at night...

"Master, this is for your own good!" Odion cried as he continued his hard, chewy, icky food onslaught.

I think Marik had quite enough, because he ran out of the room and onto a boat railing...making very disturbing noises.

Evil arrowhead: heh, I think I'll stop there...Who's my next victim-err, subject?

Teddy entered the Kaiba corporation building with the two children. They walked up to the front desk and faced the secretary.

"We wish access to the leader of this building." The children chanted unanimously.

The secretary looked down on the children, "Mr. Kaiba is..." She was interrupted by maniacal laughter from upstairs "...busy. Are you two lost?"

"No." they answered creepily.

"Then may I say, what a cute little teddy bear!" she said cheerfully.

At these words teddy's patience ran out. "CUTE LITTLE TEDDY BEAR?!!! THE GREAT TADI CANNOT STAND THIS!! YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!!" teddy's eyes flashed seconds later the secretary was face down on the desk. People stared for a moment, then resumed to their daily routine. The children then entered the elevator and continued their ascent to Kaiba...

Evil arrowhead: Next! Who's next in line for torment?!

Last time we checked on Yugi, he was making a mad dash for the tent, in the hopes of crashing some clowns...

"Send in the clowns!" Yugi scream as he ran through the opening. After a minute of randomly punching things, Yugi noticed a computer screen. "What's this?" asked as he approached the oddly placed computer "let's see...Yugi Motou, rarest card...Dark Magician! I gotta duel this guy! Imagine the possibilities of two Dark Magicians in my deck!" Yugi thought for a minute. "Oh, wait I am Yugi...Then who was looking me up? Wait a second...I have a stalker! Eeeeeeeeeeee! I feel so insecure!" this speech was succeeded by a session of seizure like behavior, then a fit punching, and finally, a floating holographic Dark magician, who was obviously trying to get Yugi's attention.

"Yugi!" the magician started.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh! It's my stalker!" Yugi finished.

"I'm not a stalker!"

"That's what they all say!" said Yugi as he covered his eyes "if I can't see you, you can't see me! Eheehee..."

The Dark Magician decided to just play along "I really couldn't see you if you stepped into that box." He said as his finger pointed to a magical box.

"Brilliant! I'm going to run in the box for shelter!"

evil arrowhead: -.-() and I thought Joey was stupid...speaking of the little bugger, where is he now?

Joey stood facing in the direction Tristan ran still gawking like the vegetable he was...wait, is he drooling?

Evil arrowhead: ugh, now I have to switch to weapon-head...you know torture is harder than it looks!

Tristan sped on his motorcycle trying to get to the hospital as fast as he could, unfortunately, he didn't notice the people in the way, therefore adding more patients to the very same hospital. After many rammings, he arrived at the hospital.

"Boy oh boy, I can't wait to see Serenity, this time Joey can't make me stop staring at her! And since she's temporarily blind..."

evil arrowhead: eheheee...I think this is a good time to switch...

We now join Kaiba at his desk...wait a sec...he's not there...( the camera starts shaking a bit as it travels down the hall) Kaiba....Kaiiiibaaaa....(the camera comes to the main control room) aha...let's see (opens the door to reveal...) A life supply of uranium! I'm so happy! Oh, wait wrong door...(opens the right door to reveal...) Kaiba using his duel disk to scare small children. I'm even happier!

"Let me help!" the excited author exclaimed.

"Oh, okay." (what kind of response was that, Kaiba?)

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!" the unfortunate little ones screamed.

--- arrowed!

supersonic663: evil arrowhead's not here, she went off on some sort of "project".

Asouronis: "project" as in going off with Kaiba to scare little kids.

Naraku: does that mean I don't have to announce?

Supersonic663: no...she put her cat in charge...

Naraku:...and that requires me to announce?

Pandora: meow.

Supersonic663: No, Pandora said she'll do it this time.

Pandora: Meow. Meeeeerrrroooooowwwww...purrrr...grr...Meow...meowwwwwwww, evil arrowhead, merroww...meeeeoooww...

Translator the uncommon: Next time on (reads script) Teddy: a battle city story! Marik's apparent 'cough' eating disorder, Yugi's paranoia, Tristan's hit-and-run habit, and Kaiba and evil arrowhead's No Child not Disturbed program.

Asouronis: I heard she tried to make that program into a government project. Never got passed the mailbox.