Evil arrowhead: yawn ....WHOA!!!! I NEED TO UPDATE!!!

Supersonic663: yeah...

Asouronis: yup...

Naraku: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Evil arrowhead: shut up, everyone! I'll update if I want to!!!

And suddenly, a group of loyal leaders swoops down and forces to write.

Evil arrowhead: darn narrator...oh...and she-who-will-not-be-named, fine you can stay out of my story, after all you were replaceable!!! Feh, give me a bad review, will you? Well, SUFFER you #$#$#$#$$##$&$!

Supersonic663: BURN!!!!

Disclaimer the Grrrrrrrrreat!:...........what? Am I a cereal? Oh, well, anyway...evil arrowhead doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or pop-tarts.

Evil arrowhead: But, soon, I will own the world!!!!

We now join Yugi...

Yugi (who was very paranoid at the time) stepped into the box. Suddenly, he was in an arena. "Whoa check 'dis crib out!" he exclaimed.

"Greeeeeeeeeeeeetingsssssss, Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugiiiiiii!" and strange and girly voice sounded out from the distance.

"And who would you be?" asked Yugi."

"I am the Magician--"

"Hey, are you that one magician that was attacked by a tiger?" interrupted Yugi.

"No, I am—"

"Are you really magical?"

"No I'm—"

"Then you're not a magician!"

"Fine! I'm Arkana! Or Pandora, or whatever!" said the man with many names as he pulled a rabbit out of his hat.

"Ooooooooooooo! You lied! You said you weren't magical so I wouldn't steal your powers! Well too bad!" screamed Yugi as he lept out at Arkana.

"Nooooo! Wait!!!!" But to no avail, Yugi knocked Arkana's hat out of his hand. Then the hat started emitting sparks.

"Uh oh. What did I do, Arkana?"

"You fool! Now the hat will continuously create rabbits!" and sure enough, cute little rabbits started hopping out of the hat.

"Aaaaaaawwwwww....aren't they cute?" admired Yugi.

"Nooooooooo!!" screamed Arkana as a rabbit ripped off his head.

Evil arrowhead: bull's eye!

Supersonic663: where did that term come from anyway...

Evil arrowhead: I think I'll you readers hangin' for awhile 'till I update...(if that ever happens)

Next...we join...um...Kaiba! Yeah, Kaiba!.... insert plot here

Kaiba sat at his desk pretending to work. He got bored. "I am bored," he announced " I will now go outside. He pressed a button on his desk labeled "dramatic leave sequence".

Suddenly 3 men in black suits entered the office.

"You're coming with us Mr. Kaiba!" they ordered.

"You'll never take me alive!" Kaiba screamed as he broke the window and jumped out of it, from the 50th story, right above Domino's busiest street.

Evil arrowhead: anyone want Kaiba flavored pancakes?

Let's go check on Tristan and Serenity...

"Quick, Serenity, what am I?" questioned Tristan as he flapped his arms in a strange manner.

"Tristan, for the 20th time! I can't see! Gosh!" whined Serenity.

"Right! I'm a seagull!"

"groan..."

It's teddy!

Teddy and his two minions finally reached Kaiba's office. While they expected to see him sitting on his desk, pretending to work. They were instead greeted by a broken window and no CEO in sight.

"NOOOOOOO! MY HOST! ONWARD MINIONS! WE MUST NOT LET HIM ESCAPE!"

So the two children jumped out the broken window in a futile effort to capture the mentally ill, Kaiba...

We now join...err...the rare hunters.

Marik was feeling better now, despite his previous...meal...so he felt like...playing tennis! insert tennis blooper video here .

Asouronis: uh...you should stay on task.

Evil arrowhead: lot's of people say that...Of course I don't listen.

Marik then decided to check on his rare hunter, Arkana. After finding out that, due to the author's cruel writing, Arkana suffered a painful death by decapitation, Marik ate some pop-tarts.

Asournis: you really need a better attention span.

Evil arrowhead: let's ride bikes!

After the pop-tarts were eaten a genie came out of the box. "Greeting I am—"

"DIE!" yelled Marik as he pulled the dagger out of the millennium rod. Before he could stab the genie, the rod's blade was digitized out. "What?!!"

"Ha-ha! I am the genie of poptartica! Said the genie.

"I don't care, all I want to do is stab you!" Marik said as he pulled out the rod's blade again, which was digitized out instantly "do'h!"

"You can't kill me, as long as 4 kids is on my side!"

"I'll find a way!'

meanwhile in another part of the world...

An evil force approached the 4 kids studio. The evil being entered the building and instantly knocked out everyone it came near. "Hehehe...your reign of kid-friendliness is over, 4 kids," the sinister creature said to itself.

evil arrowhead: 3 guesses on who that is.

Supersonic663: you.

Evil arrowhead: I said 3 GUESSES!

Supersonic663: fine, you, you—

Evil arrowhead: --Hakusho!

Naraku: you just had to do that, didn't you?

Evil arrowhead: the only reason you're here, buddy, is to announce! Now get to it!

Naraku: Don't call me buddy. Anyway, who is this mysterious being—(evil arrowhead: 3 guesses!) will Yugi survive the multiplying rabbits of doom? Will Kaiba ever be sensible? Will teddy ever be sensible enough to pick someone more sensible than Kaiba? Will Tristan get a hint? Will Marik ever defeat the genie of pop-tartica? Will Tea and Joey every make it out of the plot hole they are stuck in now? Find out next time! If there is one...on Teddy: a battle city story! And if you'll excuse me, I'm going to faint from the lack of oxygen in my lungs thud .