Sorry I haven't updated… my evil account wouldn't sign on…
evil arrowhead: hehee…this may seem silly…but…I have no idea who that dark and mysterious person from the last chapter is… (Starts banging head against wall "stupid short attention span!" is heard over and over again…)
Supersonic663: ?
Evil arrowhead: what was I doing just now?……I'm going to sit in the corner for awhile…(stops)…no…I'm going to…uh…cartwheel….WEEEEEEEEE!
Disclaimer the Great: evil arrowhead does not own Yu-Gi-Ooooooooooooh! It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dd-dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dWHAP! (evil arrowhead is standing over the disclaimer with a frying pan in her hand)
evil arrowhead: I finally found something to do!
Asoronis: hey…where did Naraku go?
evil arrowhead: Hey! That gives me an idea!
oo8oo8oo-
The enigmatic figure continued down the hall on its dark mission. An ominous feeling filled the air. The patrons of the building had all fainted.
"Keheheh…" the dark shape cackled "soon children's television will no longer be censored…". It continued down the seemingly endless-because-the-author-likes-big-creepy-buildings hall until it reached the HEAD OFFICE. It entered through the HEAD OFFICE door and sat down in a chair facing the desk. "Aheeahawhkeemm!" the figure coughed out "aye do belayve we have some business old chap". Suddenly the office lights flicked on, and the ever-mysterious being was revealed to be…
Some drunk crazy guyyyyyy
Had too much whiskey to drink So drunk, he thinks he can flyyyyy…Hey! Get him out of the kitchen sink!
Just passing byyyyyy…(the drunk guy)
Makes it hard for one to think…(that explains the fainting…)
Evil arrowhead made this soooooong…
That proves her mind is wrong…
Evil arrowhead: I wrote some music to go along with this, but you folks get the point, I hope…
Well, anyhoo, the lights turned on to reveal the crazy drunk guyyy…and the
4-kids® president's chair turned around to reveal…
evil arrowhead: Ahahahahaha! You like my cliffhanger don't you! Ahahahahah—CLANK!
evildreamstealer: (hits the ever-hyper evil arrowhead, with a frying pan) good riddance.
Supersonic663: you're back. (Looks at evildreamstealer with shifty eyes.)
Everyone else: GET ON WITH IT!
We now join Yugi…
evildreamstealer: we…what do you mean by WE!
evil arrowhead: my multiple personalities and me.
Like we said before we now join Yugi…
While sitting in the arena with the oh-so-cute-and-adorable-evil-bunnies-that-fate-decided-to-release-onto-an-unsuspecting-planet , Yugi realized that he, himself, Yugi Motou, KING OF GAMES™ was in danger. For, not long after the unfortunate Arkana had met his end by the hands of King James IV- the leader of the Order of
oh-so-cute-and-adorable-evil-bunnies-that-fate-decided-to-release-onto-an-unsuspecting-planet-; the accursed rabbits had started to chew on Yugi as well.
So Yugi devised a plan, a sneaky plan, an evil plan, a overly-described plan, to escape from the horrid hoard (say that 5 times fast) of…well…rabbits… He got out his cell phone and typed in a number. The phone started ringing, silence ran through the crowd of already silent rabbits.
"Hellllloooooo…" the person on the other line cheerfully cheered.
Evil arrowhead: ….I have to make some mental preparation before I type this……
"Hello, Tea," Yugi forced himself to say.
"Hiiiii, Yugiiiii! Is this you, or the other you?"
"No time for that, Tea, I have a problem…you see these rabbits are lonely and they really need friends…" Yugi started
"Speak no more Yugi!" said Tea who was already standing next to the filthy, stinking, shady…
"Lair!" shrieked Tea "these aren't rabbits, they're oh-so-cute-and-adorable-evil-bunnies-that-fate-decided-to-release-onto-an-unsuspecting-planet!"
"Oh…" stammered Yugi "Now I see the difference, the point is Tea, they need a friend…"
"I'll do my best, Yugi" said Tea as she pulled out a machine gun "say hello to my little friend!" she cackled evilly.
A few edited scenes later…
"See, Yugi, they're friends with God now." Tea preached.
"Mmmhuhh…" murmured Yugi who was obviously traumatized for life.
Evil arrowhead: let's check on Joey…I don't trust him.
Joey sat on a stoolLooking like a fool
Then some kid
Said what Weevil did
Joey blew his fuse and said
" If Weevil should refuse, he's dead!"
And so Joey went to battle
Because of some kid's tattle
And all of the while
Partook something vile
The little kid slipped into Joe's deck
Something that would wreck
The future duel
Weevil you ghoul!
Evil arrowhead: …did I just break into a song?
Naraku: never…ever…do that…again…
We now join Marik…or…Malik if you're some sort of "Yugioh authenticity extremist".
Marik was cowering in fear on his new enemy. "Hey I'm not cowering in fear!" he exclaimed ," I'm strategically covering myself!"
Well anyway…the genie of poptartica was about destroy Marik for good when some rabid Marik and Malik fangirls came and devoured the genie whole. Marik then snuck away and rode off on his motorcycle. Odion was then sucked in by the ever-growing plot-hole.
We have one more place to stop before you are allowed to stop reading.
Teddy and the children jumped out of the window to catch up with Kaiba. But being the clever CEO he was, Kaiba used his BlueEyedWhiteDragonCard/Grappling Hook to latch onto a close by building. Unfortunately for Kaiba, Teddy possessed evil diabolical powers. Teddy used his powers to fly over to Kaiba, and then stole Kaiba's soul.
evil arrowhead: this was by far the weirdest chapter yet!
evildreamstealer: this author is the weirdest one I've met!
Supersonic663: just when you think the madness is leaving…
asoronis: you see more people grieving…
evil arrowhead: and this I say with all of my heart…
Naraku: don't miss the next part!…ACK! Stupid Author…
Now that is all said and done… Join us next chapter for more fun!