Evil arrowhead:…………………ugh…I think I just woke up from a three-month sugar high……………..HOLY CRACKERS! I haven't updated AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH! CLANK!

Naraku: that shut her up.

Disembodied voice: Thanks for all your reviews, folks…I am back and I will spell everything correctly!

Disclaimer the lesser: evil arrowhead does not own Yu-gi-oh or anything that rips off of it.

The sinister and mysterious 4 kids CEO turned around to reveal: Dan Rather! "Hehehe…" Mr. Rather cackled evilly, "I, myself, am keeping the truth from the children!"

"You sicko 'hic' I'll stop yoouuu…'hic," the drunken man stammered, but before he could use the Heart of the Fist, he collapsed into a drunken heap on the floor.

"Heh…by now thousands of kids believe that 'dark energy disks' are real!"

"hic,"

"And that Marik just wants the power of the Pharaoh,"

"hic,"

"And of course, my favorite one, the stuffed animal we know as "teddy" is completely harmless! Fools, all of them!"

"…"

"Well, drunken fool, why are you silent?"

"I'm playing dead, so he won't notice me,"

"What?"

"…."

"Feh, fool," Started Dan "He should--!" he was immediately interrupted by a person crashing through the window.

"Crash!" went the window.

"Ahahahahahaaaaa! Went the mysterious figure.

"………………." Went teddy.

Dan Rather looked up in utter horror at the bloodstained intruder. "Seto Kaiba! I didn't know you were in league with him," he said gesturing towards teddy.

"FOOL, KAIBA IS NO LONGER HERE!" said Kaiba in a creepy voice. "IT IS I, TADI, RULER OF ALL THAT IS…"

"All right already," Dan interrupted "I get it, what do you want, Tadi?"

"FOOL, YOUR BLASPHEMY IS THE ONLY REASON!"

"What the—" Mr. Rather was enveloped in complete darkness. All traces of the CBS reporter quickly disappeared (along with a large sum of his financial savings) with Kaiba and teddy.

The drunken man got up and looked around in relief. "Pheeeewwww, I avoided ssssome serioussss trrrouble…" he stammered out. Unfortunately for the intoxicated man, he did not notice the mass of rabbits coming down the hallway…

Evil arrowhead: for the sake of this story's rating, I think I'll end the whole "CEO" thing.

After harassing Serenity for a half of an hour, Tristen was kicked out of the hospital. Serenity sat quietly on her bed. "I'm so glad they kicked him out, I was getting tired of that game!" suddenly a nurse's voice rang out.

"Have you seen—oops I mean heard a little boy running around here?" asked the nurse.

"No, why do you ask?"

"He has stolen some medicinal marijuana, if you smell any smoke, please page a nurse immediately."

"Okay," Serenity said. She heard the nurse's footsteps echoing down the hallway. "You really shouldn't smoke like that, anyone can smell you."

"Dang," said a voice from under the bed.

"Come out and I'll teach you the proper way of smoking a joint,"

Joey ran as fast as he could in Weevil's direction, "Tee hee hee," squeaked Weevil, "I my preshioush bugsh shall devour you whole!"

"Uh…er…ah I'll…um…squash you!" Joey laboriously stated.

"I'd like to shee you try!"

"Um…yeah?"

"Let'sh shtart thish duel!" Shpat out Weevil.

"Um…I am supposed to use something…what was it, Heart of the…?" said Joey thinking as hard as his little brain would allow.

"Firsht, I plashe thish card down," a card appeared on the field.

"Whooooooooa!" yelled Joey, "a card just appeared like that! How is that possible?"

"Didn't you lishten when Sheto Kaiba eshplained? Hey wait a shecond, where ish your duel dishk?"

"Duel Dishk? What's that? The things we got for free? I thought those were dinner trays!"

"Jeeeeesh, I might ash well take all of your locater cardsh…"

"Locater cardsh?"

"You need them to get into the finalsh, shtupid!"

"Oh, in that case, Heart of the…something!" Joey declared as he whacked Weevil and stole his locater cards. "Alright, now to go find Yugi and find out what 'heart' I'm supposed to use!"

Marik was angery, not only did two of his rare hunters fail him, but now his motorcycle had a flat tire. "I knew I shouldn't have taken that shortcut that led through a field of bramble; however, that won't stop me! I'll get you, Pharoach!" (tee hee, I didn't notice I was misspelling it!) So Marik continued leading his motorcycle down the road. "I know," he said to himself, "I'll use Strings next! He's not as stupid as the others! Yugi stands no chance against the power of a mime! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!"

A man stood on a bench, pigeons sat on the man. The man was silent, of course that didn't stop kids from throwing things at him. But that's beside the point, for Yugi, who was still in clown-killing mode, had spotted him.

Evil arrowhead: the horror, the horror… poor Strings…

Naraku: What nonsense will happen next? I don't care.