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A/N: Hi, I decided to update much faster this time since I was getting so many reviews now (the numbers made it up to four and thats counting the person who reviewed twice) So I don't forget this time, the first thing I would like to do is thank my reviewers. So thanks to: Haruko-2020 (lots of clapping heard), High Priestess Megami (more clapping heard) and last but very far from least AnnatheAncient who has reviewed twice (Deafining loud clapping and fanfare heard) Since you all seemed to really like this story I decided to update a lot sooner than last time. I hope everyone continues to enjoy this fic and remember, suggestions and tips are welcome but no flaming because I just figured out what that means and if you flame me then Bahamut-ZERO and Knights of the Round will come after you *really big evil grin* Anyway, I probably gonna start some other fics soon since this one seems like it will take awhile to complete and I've been getting a lot of good ideas latley. I'll let you know more about my ideas next update. So without further ado, here's my fic!
Story: The First Annual Swordsman Tournament
Chapter Three: The Fights continue and so does the insanity...
"There we go!" Cid said and with one last tug he made sure the ropes tying Yuffie to her chair were secure. "Come on guys, is this really necessary" Yuffie pleaded with her "friends" and was met by an instant shout of "YES!" from all of them. She just started to mutter something under her breath along the lines of "I hate you guys" and "I'm so gonna steal all your materia AGAIN!" Meanwhile, while the FFVII crew was making sure that Yuffie wouldn't get them all killed, the fighter were having a little chat. "What the hell was up with that guys arm!?!" Cloud yelled to the group of fighters. They had time to kill (NO! Sephiroth no massacres) while they were setting the ring up for the next fight. "What do you mean?" Seph himself asked and got a strange look from all the other fighters. "Hello! Didn't you see that huge gun his arm turned into!?" Cloud yelled at the maniac. "So, what's the big deal?" Seph (Calling him Seph is easier than spelling his entire name out) asked the other fighters. This caused an argument between Sephiroth and the other fighters over just how dangerous the Angel Arm was. After a few minutes of this, the ring was ready and the announcer walked back onto the stage. "Is everybody ready!" He shouted in an overly excited tone. The audience completley ignored him again (poor announcer, but it's fun torturing OCs). "FINE!" he yelled out and still didn't get anyone's attention. "The next competitors are Trunks and Seifer" now the audience started cheering loudly. 'I hate my life' the announcer (he doesn't even have a name HAHA) thought as he walked off out of the ring. "I can fix that" said Sephiroth with an evil grin on his face. "Don't even think about it!" yelled a familiar voice. Sephiroth cringed a few seconds before getting whacked in the head with a metal rod (I'm a Sephiroth fan, but I just couldn't resit) "Sorry Aeris" Seph said and walked off, while everyone tried to hold back their laughter. A glare from Seph ended the laughter.
Two new warriors walked in the ring and the same barrier as before was cast over the ring. The two warriors looked at each other, trying to size up the other fighter. Seifer had an overconfident look on his face, thinking Trunks would be a pushover, while Trunks just had a cold look on his face, planning out how to beat his opponent. Then the start of the battle was annouced by the now depressed announcer. They both drew their swords, or gunblade in Seifers case, and started fighting, their blades clashing repeadeatly. Seifer had the advantage at first because he used a sword more ofter than Trunks (if you pay attention to the show and have played FFVIII you should realize that Trunks doesn't get to use his sword much, while Seifer has his gunblade during the whole game). Seifer took an opening and struck with his gunblade an injury across Trunks chest. Trunks jumped back, holding his now bleeding chest (As you can tell, Trunks isn't as strong as he is in DBZ because if he was then there would be no way for him to lose, so please don't be mad that he can be injured by their weapons, or that they can survive his ki blasts, oh and he can still go super saiyan and fly so don't worry) Trunks put some distance between himself and Seifer and then started a barrage of energy attacks. Seifer was using his blade to deflect most of the attacks however, some got through and started taking a toll on the warrior. Thinking quickly (that hurt his brain), Seifer put his hand out and quickly cast a spell. "Firaga!" (that was the third level fire spell in FFVIII wasn't it?) and immediatly, the young warrior Trunks was covered in flames. Luckily magical fire dissapates instead of lighting things on fire, but when the attack was over, Trunks had burn marks all over him and his cloths were in ruins. Now getting pissed off, Trunks moved his hands in a quick set of motions in front of him (if you watch DBZ and say when future Trunks took out Frieza, you know what this is) and put them out in front of him with his thumb and pointer fingers touching while all the others were pointed away. Before Seifer realized what was happening, Trunks launched his energy attack and when Seifer tried to block it he was pushed out of the ring, and the attack exploded injuring him severly. Sephiroth walked over to the downed warrior before the medical crew could get there and kicking him in the ribs. "That's what you get for trying to steal my name, bitch!" Seph yelled at the injured man (I always thougt it was odd how Seifers name sounds like the first part of Sephiroth)
Once again the audience cheered and Sephiroth was wacked over the head for kicking an injured man (poor Sephiroth). Sephiroth sighed and made his way back to where the other fighters were, happy that his fight was next. Meanwhile in the audience (isn't that the exact same line I used last time?) The crowd was still cheering over Seifers embarassing defeat. While the crowd was still cheering, a group of about ten really big, body builder (a.k.a. idiots) moved into the seats behind the FFVII people (just as a little secret, all the people from the diffrent games and animes are all seating each other by some strange coincidence *author walks away whistling, wait I can't whistle! Dammit!*). They were checking out all the girls around them when a few specific ones caught their eye (unless you didn't read the "Prieview for Next Chapter" last time you know where I'm going with this). Their first thoughts where to do what every "macho" guy thinks he should do, use stupid pickup lines and make an ass out of himself (Don't deny it, it's true and you know it) Within the first five seconds, Tifa (who I told was going to be messed with last chapter), Yuffie (who some how got out of the ropes), Kagome (you know the girl from Inuyasha who wasn't a pyscho bitch priest), and Sango (the other not pyscho bitch from Inuyasha who kills demons) were annoyed to the point of preparing to kick some ass. What they didn't see (and neither did the idiots) was two fighters who could both hear the "conversation" the idiots were having with the ladies and who were very pissed off about it (can you guess who they are? *evil grin*). The warrior Cloud and the half-demon Inuyasha were both now in a very bad mood, but what happened next was completly unexpected (even by me and I'm the damn author!). Aeris was walking in the stands to say hi to her friends and when the idiots (yes I will keep refering to them as that because I don't like jocks and muscleheads) noticed her and started up with some of their idiocy on her. To everyone's suprise and without saying a word, Sephiroth jumped up into the stands (bet you thought I was gonna say air and had him impale somebody didn't you,*author can be heard muttering "Maybe later"*) and Cloud followed him along with Inuyasha. When the hero, the villian, and the half-demon made it up to the stands they all had angry looks on their faces (somebody's gonna get their asses kicked). The idiots finally noticed the guys and instantly came to one conclusion. "Hey guys, you get away from us, these are our chicks!" one of the idiots yelled at the trio. The three warriors just looked at the five (since Aeris is getting harassed now to) girls and then looked back at the ten guys. "We don't need to get involved" Cloud said and Seph and Inu (yeah I abrieviated his name too) just noded. "So you're chicken then!" retorted the idiot from before. "No, but they will do a lot worse to you then what we would do" Seph said and walked back to the fighters area with the two other warriors behind him. Before they could make some stupid reply to that last remark, the girls started beating the hell out of the idiots. Long story short there were a lot of bruises and broken bones as well as five very satisfied women (I know that was kinda lame, but I ran out of ideas).
With that little dispute taken care of everything was peacful, excpet for Inuyasha trying to kill Yuffie because she got hungry and stole his ramen (She will never learn will she). Inuyasha only spared the little thief after Kagamoe yelled "SIT!!" to make sure he didn't kill the young ninja. Seeing this, the FFVII crew was now trying to convince Kagome to let them put one of those necklaces on Yuffie. Meawhile the Announcer started to announce the next fight, which was between Chrono, hero of Chrono Trigger, and Sephiroth who needs no special introduction because EVERYONE knows who he is. The two warriors walked into the ring and instantly the barrier went up around them. Just before the announcer declared that the fight had started, Chrono looked at his opponent and gasped upon noticing his eyes. Sephiroth's eyes glowed from his Mako injections and he had a grin on his face. It had been far to long since he had fought anyone better than a mere grunt. With that grin still on his face, Sephiroth drew his Masamune while Chrono drew out a similiar Katana though it was smaller than the Masamune. When the announcer declared that the battle had begun, Chrono charged the veteran warrior, hoping to close the gap so Sephiroth didn't have the advantage of range. Sephiroth just stood there smiling until the boy attacked, then he countered it while wielding the Masamune in one hand, like the attack was nothing. Unnerved, Chrono started to wonder just what he was up against. Then Sephiroth attacked. Flashes of light could be seen, as their blades met again and again. Chrono was holding his own for now, but quickly realized that Sephiroth was even stronger than he imagined. Outside the ring Cloud to stood with a suprised look on his face. When Sephiroth came back, his Jenova cells were dormant like Cloud's since Jenova was dead. So how the hell could he still fight like that. Just then, at what Sephiroth assumed was a moment of weakness from the boy he now fought, Sephiroth sidstepped a weak attack and was behind him. 'A dissapointing battle' Seph thought, just as he was about to end it. Sephiroth heard the boy say something, and then felt a sharp pain in his gut. Chrono had one of his moves to swing his blade at a 360 degree angle, cutting into Sephiroth's gut. Sephiroth jumped back and casted a quick cure spell on his injury. 'So this might be more interesting than I thought' Sephiroth thought then renewed his attack...
Prieview for the Next Chapter:
The battle between Chrono and Sephiroth continues! Then Inuyasha gets a chance to get into the ring and his opponent is the strongest character in FFTactics, that's right, Thunder God Cid a.k.a Orlandu!
A/N: Sorry for ending it their, but I didn't want this chapter to drag on to long, and I wanted Chrono and Sephiroth's fight to last longer than that. Sorry if this chapter wasn't as funny, but I ran out of ideas on how to make the situation I promised in the last "Priview" funny. If you have any ideas for some comedy among the audience or even the fighters, then please leave them in your reviews. Until my next update, Bye Everybody!
A/N: Hi, I decided to update much faster this time since I was getting so many reviews now (the numbers made it up to four and thats counting the person who reviewed twice) So I don't forget this time, the first thing I would like to do is thank my reviewers. So thanks to: Haruko-2020 (lots of clapping heard), High Priestess Megami (more clapping heard) and last but very far from least AnnatheAncient who has reviewed twice (Deafining loud clapping and fanfare heard) Since you all seemed to really like this story I decided to update a lot sooner than last time. I hope everyone continues to enjoy this fic and remember, suggestions and tips are welcome but no flaming because I just figured out what that means and if you flame me then Bahamut-ZERO and Knights of the Round will come after you *really big evil grin* Anyway, I probably gonna start some other fics soon since this one seems like it will take awhile to complete and I've been getting a lot of good ideas latley. I'll let you know more about my ideas next update. So without further ado, here's my fic!
Story: The First Annual Swordsman Tournament
Chapter Three: The Fights continue and so does the insanity...
"There we go!" Cid said and with one last tug he made sure the ropes tying Yuffie to her chair were secure. "Come on guys, is this really necessary" Yuffie pleaded with her "friends" and was met by an instant shout of "YES!" from all of them. She just started to mutter something under her breath along the lines of "I hate you guys" and "I'm so gonna steal all your materia AGAIN!" Meanwhile, while the FFVII crew was making sure that Yuffie wouldn't get them all killed, the fighter were having a little chat. "What the hell was up with that guys arm!?!" Cloud yelled to the group of fighters. They had time to kill (NO! Sephiroth no massacres) while they were setting the ring up for the next fight. "What do you mean?" Seph himself asked and got a strange look from all the other fighters. "Hello! Didn't you see that huge gun his arm turned into!?" Cloud yelled at the maniac. "So, what's the big deal?" Seph (Calling him Seph is easier than spelling his entire name out) asked the other fighters. This caused an argument between Sephiroth and the other fighters over just how dangerous the Angel Arm was. After a few minutes of this, the ring was ready and the announcer walked back onto the stage. "Is everybody ready!" He shouted in an overly excited tone. The audience completley ignored him again (poor announcer, but it's fun torturing OCs). "FINE!" he yelled out and still didn't get anyone's attention. "The next competitors are Trunks and Seifer" now the audience started cheering loudly. 'I hate my life' the announcer (he doesn't even have a name HAHA) thought as he walked off out of the ring. "I can fix that" said Sephiroth with an evil grin on his face. "Don't even think about it!" yelled a familiar voice. Sephiroth cringed a few seconds before getting whacked in the head with a metal rod (I'm a Sephiroth fan, but I just couldn't resit) "Sorry Aeris" Seph said and walked off, while everyone tried to hold back their laughter. A glare from Seph ended the laughter.
Two new warriors walked in the ring and the same barrier as before was cast over the ring. The two warriors looked at each other, trying to size up the other fighter. Seifer had an overconfident look on his face, thinking Trunks would be a pushover, while Trunks just had a cold look on his face, planning out how to beat his opponent. Then the start of the battle was annouced by the now depressed announcer. They both drew their swords, or gunblade in Seifers case, and started fighting, their blades clashing repeadeatly. Seifer had the advantage at first because he used a sword more ofter than Trunks (if you pay attention to the show and have played FFVIII you should realize that Trunks doesn't get to use his sword much, while Seifer has his gunblade during the whole game). Seifer took an opening and struck with his gunblade an injury across Trunks chest. Trunks jumped back, holding his now bleeding chest (As you can tell, Trunks isn't as strong as he is in DBZ because if he was then there would be no way for him to lose, so please don't be mad that he can be injured by their weapons, or that they can survive his ki blasts, oh and he can still go super saiyan and fly so don't worry) Trunks put some distance between himself and Seifer and then started a barrage of energy attacks. Seifer was using his blade to deflect most of the attacks however, some got through and started taking a toll on the warrior. Thinking quickly (that hurt his brain), Seifer put his hand out and quickly cast a spell. "Firaga!" (that was the third level fire spell in FFVIII wasn't it?) and immediatly, the young warrior Trunks was covered in flames. Luckily magical fire dissapates instead of lighting things on fire, but when the attack was over, Trunks had burn marks all over him and his cloths were in ruins. Now getting pissed off, Trunks moved his hands in a quick set of motions in front of him (if you watch DBZ and say when future Trunks took out Frieza, you know what this is) and put them out in front of him with his thumb and pointer fingers touching while all the others were pointed away. Before Seifer realized what was happening, Trunks launched his energy attack and when Seifer tried to block it he was pushed out of the ring, and the attack exploded injuring him severly. Sephiroth walked over to the downed warrior before the medical crew could get there and kicking him in the ribs. "That's what you get for trying to steal my name, bitch!" Seph yelled at the injured man (I always thougt it was odd how Seifers name sounds like the first part of Sephiroth)
Once again the audience cheered and Sephiroth was wacked over the head for kicking an injured man (poor Sephiroth). Sephiroth sighed and made his way back to where the other fighters were, happy that his fight was next. Meanwhile in the audience (isn't that the exact same line I used last time?) The crowd was still cheering over Seifers embarassing defeat. While the crowd was still cheering, a group of about ten really big, body builder (a.k.a. idiots) moved into the seats behind the FFVII people (just as a little secret, all the people from the diffrent games and animes are all seating each other by some strange coincidence *author walks away whistling, wait I can't whistle! Dammit!*). They were checking out all the girls around them when a few specific ones caught their eye (unless you didn't read the "Prieview for Next Chapter" last time you know where I'm going with this). Their first thoughts where to do what every "macho" guy thinks he should do, use stupid pickup lines and make an ass out of himself (Don't deny it, it's true and you know it) Within the first five seconds, Tifa (who I told was going to be messed with last chapter), Yuffie (who some how got out of the ropes), Kagome (you know the girl from Inuyasha who wasn't a pyscho bitch priest), and Sango (the other not pyscho bitch from Inuyasha who kills demons) were annoyed to the point of preparing to kick some ass. What they didn't see (and neither did the idiots) was two fighters who could both hear the "conversation" the idiots were having with the ladies and who were very pissed off about it (can you guess who they are? *evil grin*). The warrior Cloud and the half-demon Inuyasha were both now in a very bad mood, but what happened next was completly unexpected (even by me and I'm the damn author!). Aeris was walking in the stands to say hi to her friends and when the idiots (yes I will keep refering to them as that because I don't like jocks and muscleheads) noticed her and started up with some of their idiocy on her. To everyone's suprise and without saying a word, Sephiroth jumped up into the stands (bet you thought I was gonna say air and had him impale somebody didn't you,*author can be heard muttering "Maybe later"*) and Cloud followed him along with Inuyasha. When the hero, the villian, and the half-demon made it up to the stands they all had angry looks on their faces (somebody's gonna get their asses kicked). The idiots finally noticed the guys and instantly came to one conclusion. "Hey guys, you get away from us, these are our chicks!" one of the idiots yelled at the trio. The three warriors just looked at the five (since Aeris is getting harassed now to) girls and then looked back at the ten guys. "We don't need to get involved" Cloud said and Seph and Inu (yeah I abrieviated his name too) just noded. "So you're chicken then!" retorted the idiot from before. "No, but they will do a lot worse to you then what we would do" Seph said and walked back to the fighters area with the two other warriors behind him. Before they could make some stupid reply to that last remark, the girls started beating the hell out of the idiots. Long story short there were a lot of bruises and broken bones as well as five very satisfied women (I know that was kinda lame, but I ran out of ideas).
With that little dispute taken care of everything was peacful, excpet for Inuyasha trying to kill Yuffie because she got hungry and stole his ramen (She will never learn will she). Inuyasha only spared the little thief after Kagamoe yelled "SIT!!" to make sure he didn't kill the young ninja. Seeing this, the FFVII crew was now trying to convince Kagome to let them put one of those necklaces on Yuffie. Meawhile the Announcer started to announce the next fight, which was between Chrono, hero of Chrono Trigger, and Sephiroth who needs no special introduction because EVERYONE knows who he is. The two warriors walked into the ring and instantly the barrier went up around them. Just before the announcer declared that the fight had started, Chrono looked at his opponent and gasped upon noticing his eyes. Sephiroth's eyes glowed from his Mako injections and he had a grin on his face. It had been far to long since he had fought anyone better than a mere grunt. With that grin still on his face, Sephiroth drew his Masamune while Chrono drew out a similiar Katana though it was smaller than the Masamune. When the announcer declared that the battle had begun, Chrono charged the veteran warrior, hoping to close the gap so Sephiroth didn't have the advantage of range. Sephiroth just stood there smiling until the boy attacked, then he countered it while wielding the Masamune in one hand, like the attack was nothing. Unnerved, Chrono started to wonder just what he was up against. Then Sephiroth attacked. Flashes of light could be seen, as their blades met again and again. Chrono was holding his own for now, but quickly realized that Sephiroth was even stronger than he imagined. Outside the ring Cloud to stood with a suprised look on his face. When Sephiroth came back, his Jenova cells were dormant like Cloud's since Jenova was dead. So how the hell could he still fight like that. Just then, at what Sephiroth assumed was a moment of weakness from the boy he now fought, Sephiroth sidstepped a weak attack and was behind him. 'A dissapointing battle' Seph thought, just as he was about to end it. Sephiroth heard the boy say something, and then felt a sharp pain in his gut. Chrono had one of his moves to swing his blade at a 360 degree angle, cutting into Sephiroth's gut. Sephiroth jumped back and casted a quick cure spell on his injury. 'So this might be more interesting than I thought' Sephiroth thought then renewed his attack...
Prieview for the Next Chapter:
The battle between Chrono and Sephiroth continues! Then Inuyasha gets a chance to get into the ring and his opponent is the strongest character in FFTactics, that's right, Thunder God Cid a.k.a Orlandu!
A/N: Sorry for ending it their, but I didn't want this chapter to drag on to long, and I wanted Chrono and Sephiroth's fight to last longer than that. Sorry if this chapter wasn't as funny, but I ran out of ideas on how to make the situation I promised in the last "Priview" funny. If you have any ideas for some comedy among the audience or even the fighters, then please leave them in your reviews. Until my next update, Bye Everybody!