Disclaimer: You already know what I'm going to say, so instead here's a Public Service Announcment.
*Public Service thingy*
Kid sitting worridly outside (the HORROR! THE HORROR! A kid who goes OUTSIDE!) and a quick message plays "It's 3 a.m. do you know where your video games are?"
*End of Public Service thing that I don't like*
A/N: I'm back! Yeah I know, I'm updating this really fast. I've decided to do something diffrent (as if you coulnd't tell from the disclaimer) and respond to my only review this chapter (although that's my fault because Haruko-2020 usually takes a little bit to review, no offense, and I'm updating this only a few days after posting the last chapter) Anyway to respond to my review from AnnatheAncient: I'm glad you liked the last chapter. It's great to hear that people thought the "Duel" and "Conversation" were funny. I like to thank you for the ideas which I'll probably put into this chapter and I will apologize to you and Aeris for not showing her so much, but I had trouble thinking of how to throw her in and your idea was good so I'll probably use it. Anyway as for putting Kenshin in, theirs a slight problem. You see, I've seen Ruroni Kenshin but I haven't seen very much of it so if I throw Kenshin in I just know I'm gonna mess up his character. I will hopefully get to see more of the show, and might throw him in later (of course, he won't get to fight but he still be there). As for your comment about your review being unhelpful all I can say is, You couldn't possible be more wrong than that. You've been reviewing since the first chapter (and the fact that someone reviewed my first chapter is the only reason I posted a second) and your review as well as the others have helped convince me that this fic doesn't suck and that I might actually have some small talent as an author (yeah I have confidence issues) anyway, I'm gonna thank you once again for reviewing and hope you'll keep on reviewing my story. Well that's my ranting and since your all probably asleep by now, ON WITH THE FIC!
Story: Swordsman Tournament
Chapter 6: The plot thickness....wait there isn't a plot! Oh well, more fights and craziness!
Beowulf quickly found out what he was up against. The second the bell had rang, Sesshomaru attacked so fast Beowulf barley saw him before he uppercutted him. Beowulf went flying back and landed hard while Sesshomaru just stood there, waiting for him to get back up. When he did, Beowulf noticed that Sesshomaru hadn't bothered to draw either one of the two swords he had at his side. When Sesshomaru noticed were Beowulf was staring, he put on a cold smile and said "There is no need to waste a sword on a human like you" and he charged foward again. Beowulf tried to slash him, but Sesshomaru dodged and started to hit Beowulf repedatly with his claw. Beowulf finally dodged one of the attacks and used his "Shock!" attack on Sesshomaru, which inflicted upon him all the damage he had done to Beowulf. Slightly weakened Sesshomaru didn't get a chance to reach Beowulf before he casted his "Darkness" spell and suddenly Sesshomaru couldn't see. Thinking he had the advantage now, Beowulf charged Sesshmaru, but to his suprise, Sesshmaru blocked the attacka and picked him up by the throat. "How...how..did...you...k..kno...know..where..I was" Beowulf managed to say despite being choked. "I am a Dog Demon, and I have better senses than a mortal like you, so I could smell and hear you and figured out where you were" Sesshomaru said and put on a small smile. Then he threw Beowulf out of the ring and into a wall that was twenty-four feet away from the ring. With the fight easily won, Sesshomaru walked out of the ring and to the fighters gathering area.
In the audience (like you didn't see this coming) a few strange things were happening. First, by some defiance of the laws of life, Vash and Legato were still playing the SAME game of tic-tac-toe. Also, Aeris the lovable flower girl (yeah I'm sucking up to Aeris, you got a problem with that!?!) was busy, while selling flowers but a dark and mysterious figure...oh wait! I'm sorry, here I was giving this cool description and it's only Rufus Shinra! I'm sorry everyone for making you think a REAL villian was here! (ouch! I burned Rufus! HAHAHAHA!) he noticed Aeris was actually making money selling flowers and, since he was used to running a monopoly, immediatly made Scarlet go sell flowers to so he could put Aeris out of business and Scarlet started to sell flowers for 100 gil instead of the 1 gil Aeris sells them for (because Aeris is a generous nice girl and Scarlets a slut) although Scarlet was selling a lot because she was giving nude pictures of herself along with the flowers (I said it once, I'll say it again, SCARLET IS A SLUT!). Unfortunatly for the "villians" everyone liked Aeris better and she made a lot more money than they did. Elsewhere in the audinece, the Turks were speaking to the FFVII people.
"YoU gUYs arE ggggReaT!" Reno slurred. Everyone else was just getting annoyed with the drunken Turk. Then it happened, Cid Highwind did the worst thing anyone could possibly do. A momentary lose of good judgement meant the doom for all in the immediate vicinity. He asked Elena if she had a lighter since he had lost his. Then, she started to talk. "Well I used to have a lighter a few years ago, but then I lost it and put up a sign to see if anyone had found it but no one did so I got all depressed, then Tseng bought me a new because he was a nice guy but I left on his grave when he died since he didn't mysteriously come back like Aeris and Sephiroth and now I don't have a lighter but I remeber Reno used to have one but he left is somewhere and blah blah blah blah blah...." This continued for five minutes until everyone was on the verge of insanity. Everyone of the fighters and audience members could hear Elena and they were all planning on how to kill her (and Cid for getting her started). Knives tried to use his mind powers, but her annoying talking gave him a headache and he couldn't use any of his powers. Then everyone started to put cotton balls and other things in their ears so that they couldn't hear her, but this didn't work either. Eventually they all got to the point that they were about to kill themselves. The announcer had started to ram his head into a metal beam and fell to the ground in a coma (lucky bastard) while the others just moaned until finally, Tifa stood up and shoved her fist into Elena's face, knocking her out. The reation was instant. Everyone started to applaud and some people were planning a parade (yeah I know it's going a little far saying they were planning a parade for Tifa, but she is one of my favorite characters ever, and it's not because of her chest, so I thought I'd let people worship her a little (yes I'm am very weird)) While Cloud fened off all the guys trying to hit on Tifa (HAHA! Cloud got jealous and...hey wait a minute! that's a good idea for a fic! *runs off to plan fic*......*author runs back realizing he should finish this chatper before planning anything else* Anyway the crowd went back to normal a little while later. Then Reno started to talk again "WhOa, someONE actUally shUt Up ElENa!, AnD..WoW!" Reno then started staring at Tifa's chest for a few seconds. Then a few more. Then it started to get into the minutes. Finally, Tifa had enough and started to argue with Reno, which woke Elena up (GOOD GOD NO! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!) and everyone statrted to argue with the exceptions of Rude and Vincent, who both looked very annoyed.
After a couple of minutes worth of arguing, Vincent had had it. "Will you all shut the @#$#@$ up before I $@#$ kill you all you #$@$@$^$#%$#%#^%^%^$#%$#^^%#^#%@$#^%^@#^%%$&&^#^&%$&^&^%&%$^%&^%$&%$^$#%$#^%$^^$%*&^(*&^#%$^$#@%$#^%&^^$&^%#^$#^&%$^#$%$#^%$^%$^$#@^%#@%&^%$^$#@%#$^%$&^$&%$^$#^ IDIOTS! AND YOUR $%#@$%$#%$#%#%$^$#%$#%$#@^%$#%$#@%$#%$#%$#@%$#@^#%$#%#@$^#@%$#%$#^#%$#^%$&%$^$#%$#%$#@^$#@%#@%$#@^%$#^#$%$#@%$#^%#^#$#^%#%&^@#^%$#^% LOSERS! YOU PIECES OF #$#@$$#@%$#^%#@%$#$@^%#^%^$#%$#^%$^$%#@^%&^^%$#^$&%$^$#%#&^%$^$#^#&^%$&^#^$#^%$#^$#%$#%$%#%$&^%$&$^$%$#&^$%*&&%^%$*&$^#&$# NOW SHUT UP OR I'LL TURN INTO CHAOS!" with that said Vincent sat down. Everyone else, even Rude, was just staring at him. The girls were blushing, the guys jaws were touching the ground (the actual ground, not the bleachers) and Cid looked teary eyed. Before anyone could ask what was wrong, he yelled out "NOW THERE'S SOMEONE WHO SWEARS WORST THAN ME #@$#@$#@%" Then Cid ran off crying. Everyone just stared after the old pilot, then glared at Vincent, who just shrugged like nothing happened. Elsewhere, there was a meeting amongst the staff of the event. "Ok the announcers out, so who gonna announce the battles" one crewman asked. Everyone looked at Aeris. "What" she asked, then realized what they were thinking and quickly said "Oh no I couldn't" they weren't litening and were already pushing her out in front of the crowd and saying she was the new announcer, to which everyone cheered wildly. Aeris just decided to accept it and told the audience before she started the next fight, she was going to do a little prayer to the Planet. She got into her normal praying position and started to pray before, and everyone joined in except the AVALANCHE people and Sephiroth who looked away, feeling a little bad about what had happend last time she was praying (although if you think about it, that wasn't even Sephiroth's fault since A) JENOVA and Hojo were manipulating Sephiroth to make him a monster and B) the Sephiroth that killed Aeris was Actually Sephiroth's shadow the he sent out because he was stuck in North Crater and could have very well been under the complete control of JENOVA and yes that means I don't really think Sephiroth was evil. A badass yes, evil no) Suddenly, Sephiroth heard a voice in his head 'Kill her son, you enjoyed it so much last time' then the voice laughed while Sephiroth responded 'Get out of my head you freak!, I'm not gonna do your bidding anymore!' the voice simply responded 'Now is that anyway to talk to your FATHER!' then the voice of Hojo broke out into an uncontrollable laughter....
Priview for Next Chapter:
Will Sephiroth be manipulated by Hojo? Will Aeris get killed again? Is this fic starting to develop a plot? Will Vash and Legato ever finish their game? and how much crazier can the audinece get? Stay tuned for another exciting chapter of "Swordsman Tournament"
A/N: Once again I need to thank AnnatheAncient for the ideas. If you hadn't given them to me, I never would have updated so fast. Oh and sorry about the cliffhanger, but it just sounded good to me, even though it means adding a little bit of seriousness to this story. So do you want to see the story get a little serious? or do you want me to find a funny way out of the current situation? Put your answear in your reviews please!
*Public Service thingy*
Kid sitting worridly outside (the HORROR! THE HORROR! A kid who goes OUTSIDE!) and a quick message plays "It's 3 a.m. do you know where your video games are?"
*End of Public Service thing that I don't like*
A/N: I'm back! Yeah I know, I'm updating this really fast. I've decided to do something diffrent (as if you coulnd't tell from the disclaimer) and respond to my only review this chapter (although that's my fault because Haruko-2020 usually takes a little bit to review, no offense, and I'm updating this only a few days after posting the last chapter) Anyway to respond to my review from AnnatheAncient: I'm glad you liked the last chapter. It's great to hear that people thought the "Duel" and "Conversation" were funny. I like to thank you for the ideas which I'll probably put into this chapter and I will apologize to you and Aeris for not showing her so much, but I had trouble thinking of how to throw her in and your idea was good so I'll probably use it. Anyway as for putting Kenshin in, theirs a slight problem. You see, I've seen Ruroni Kenshin but I haven't seen very much of it so if I throw Kenshin in I just know I'm gonna mess up his character. I will hopefully get to see more of the show, and might throw him in later (of course, he won't get to fight but he still be there). As for your comment about your review being unhelpful all I can say is, You couldn't possible be more wrong than that. You've been reviewing since the first chapter (and the fact that someone reviewed my first chapter is the only reason I posted a second) and your review as well as the others have helped convince me that this fic doesn't suck and that I might actually have some small talent as an author (yeah I have confidence issues) anyway, I'm gonna thank you once again for reviewing and hope you'll keep on reviewing my story. Well that's my ranting and since your all probably asleep by now, ON WITH THE FIC!
Story: Swordsman Tournament
Chapter 6: The plot thickness....wait there isn't a plot! Oh well, more fights and craziness!
Beowulf quickly found out what he was up against. The second the bell had rang, Sesshomaru attacked so fast Beowulf barley saw him before he uppercutted him. Beowulf went flying back and landed hard while Sesshomaru just stood there, waiting for him to get back up. When he did, Beowulf noticed that Sesshomaru hadn't bothered to draw either one of the two swords he had at his side. When Sesshomaru noticed were Beowulf was staring, he put on a cold smile and said "There is no need to waste a sword on a human like you" and he charged foward again. Beowulf tried to slash him, but Sesshomaru dodged and started to hit Beowulf repedatly with his claw. Beowulf finally dodged one of the attacks and used his "Shock!" attack on Sesshomaru, which inflicted upon him all the damage he had done to Beowulf. Slightly weakened Sesshomaru didn't get a chance to reach Beowulf before he casted his "Darkness" spell and suddenly Sesshomaru couldn't see. Thinking he had the advantage now, Beowulf charged Sesshmaru, but to his suprise, Sesshmaru blocked the attacka and picked him up by the throat. "How...how..did...you...k..kno...know..where..I was" Beowulf managed to say despite being choked. "I am a Dog Demon, and I have better senses than a mortal like you, so I could smell and hear you and figured out where you were" Sesshomaru said and put on a small smile. Then he threw Beowulf out of the ring and into a wall that was twenty-four feet away from the ring. With the fight easily won, Sesshomaru walked out of the ring and to the fighters gathering area.
In the audience (like you didn't see this coming) a few strange things were happening. First, by some defiance of the laws of life, Vash and Legato were still playing the SAME game of tic-tac-toe. Also, Aeris the lovable flower girl (yeah I'm sucking up to Aeris, you got a problem with that!?!) was busy, while selling flowers but a dark and mysterious figure...oh wait! I'm sorry, here I was giving this cool description and it's only Rufus Shinra! I'm sorry everyone for making you think a REAL villian was here! (ouch! I burned Rufus! HAHAHAHA!) he noticed Aeris was actually making money selling flowers and, since he was used to running a monopoly, immediatly made Scarlet go sell flowers to so he could put Aeris out of business and Scarlet started to sell flowers for 100 gil instead of the 1 gil Aeris sells them for (because Aeris is a generous nice girl and Scarlets a slut) although Scarlet was selling a lot because she was giving nude pictures of herself along with the flowers (I said it once, I'll say it again, SCARLET IS A SLUT!). Unfortunatly for the "villians" everyone liked Aeris better and she made a lot more money than they did. Elsewhere in the audinece, the Turks were speaking to the FFVII people.
"YoU gUYs arE ggggReaT!" Reno slurred. Everyone else was just getting annoyed with the drunken Turk. Then it happened, Cid Highwind did the worst thing anyone could possibly do. A momentary lose of good judgement meant the doom for all in the immediate vicinity. He asked Elena if she had a lighter since he had lost his. Then, she started to talk. "Well I used to have a lighter a few years ago, but then I lost it and put up a sign to see if anyone had found it but no one did so I got all depressed, then Tseng bought me a new because he was a nice guy but I left on his grave when he died since he didn't mysteriously come back like Aeris and Sephiroth and now I don't have a lighter but I remeber Reno used to have one but he left is somewhere and blah blah blah blah blah...." This continued for five minutes until everyone was on the verge of insanity. Everyone of the fighters and audience members could hear Elena and they were all planning on how to kill her (and Cid for getting her started). Knives tried to use his mind powers, but her annoying talking gave him a headache and he couldn't use any of his powers. Then everyone started to put cotton balls and other things in their ears so that they couldn't hear her, but this didn't work either. Eventually they all got to the point that they were about to kill themselves. The announcer had started to ram his head into a metal beam and fell to the ground in a coma (lucky bastard) while the others just moaned until finally, Tifa stood up and shoved her fist into Elena's face, knocking her out. The reation was instant. Everyone started to applaud and some people were planning a parade (yeah I know it's going a little far saying they were planning a parade for Tifa, but she is one of my favorite characters ever, and it's not because of her chest, so I thought I'd let people worship her a little (yes I'm am very weird)) While Cloud fened off all the guys trying to hit on Tifa (HAHA! Cloud got jealous and...hey wait a minute! that's a good idea for a fic! *runs off to plan fic*......*author runs back realizing he should finish this chatper before planning anything else* Anyway the crowd went back to normal a little while later. Then Reno started to talk again "WhOa, someONE actUally shUt Up ElENa!, AnD..WoW!" Reno then started staring at Tifa's chest for a few seconds. Then a few more. Then it started to get into the minutes. Finally, Tifa had enough and started to argue with Reno, which woke Elena up (GOOD GOD NO! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!) and everyone statrted to argue with the exceptions of Rude and Vincent, who both looked very annoyed.
After a couple of minutes worth of arguing, Vincent had had it. "Will you all shut the @#$#@$ up before I $@#$ kill you all you #$@$@$^$#%$#%#^%^%^$#%$#^^%#^#%@$#^%^@#^%%$&&^#^&%$&^&^%&%$^%&^%$&%$^$#%$#^%$^^$%*&^(*&^#%$^$#@%$#^%&^^$&^%#^$#^&%$^#$%$#^%$^%$^$#@^%#@%&^%$^$#@%#$^%$&^$&%$^$#^ IDIOTS! AND YOUR $%#@$%$#%$#%#%$^$#%$#%$#@^%$#%$#@%$#%$#%$#@%$#@^#%$#%#@$^#@%$#%$#^#%$#^%$&%$^$#%$#%$#@^$#@%#@%$#@^%$#^#$%$#@%$#^%#^#$#^%#%&^@#^%$#^% LOSERS! YOU PIECES OF #$#@$$#@%$#^%#@%$#$@^%#^%^$#%$#^%$^$%#@^%&^^%$#^$&%$^$#%#&^%$^$#^#&^%$&^#^$#^%$#^$#%$#%$%#%$&^%$&$^$%$#&^$%*&&%^%$*&$^#&$# NOW SHUT UP OR I'LL TURN INTO CHAOS!" with that said Vincent sat down. Everyone else, even Rude, was just staring at him. The girls were blushing, the guys jaws were touching the ground (the actual ground, not the bleachers) and Cid looked teary eyed. Before anyone could ask what was wrong, he yelled out "NOW THERE'S SOMEONE WHO SWEARS WORST THAN ME #@$#@$#@%" Then Cid ran off crying. Everyone just stared after the old pilot, then glared at Vincent, who just shrugged like nothing happened. Elsewhere, there was a meeting amongst the staff of the event. "Ok the announcers out, so who gonna announce the battles" one crewman asked. Everyone looked at Aeris. "What" she asked, then realized what they were thinking and quickly said "Oh no I couldn't" they weren't litening and were already pushing her out in front of the crowd and saying she was the new announcer, to which everyone cheered wildly. Aeris just decided to accept it and told the audience before she started the next fight, she was going to do a little prayer to the Planet. She got into her normal praying position and started to pray before, and everyone joined in except the AVALANCHE people and Sephiroth who looked away, feeling a little bad about what had happend last time she was praying (although if you think about it, that wasn't even Sephiroth's fault since A) JENOVA and Hojo were manipulating Sephiroth to make him a monster and B) the Sephiroth that killed Aeris was Actually Sephiroth's shadow the he sent out because he was stuck in North Crater and could have very well been under the complete control of JENOVA and yes that means I don't really think Sephiroth was evil. A badass yes, evil no) Suddenly, Sephiroth heard a voice in his head 'Kill her son, you enjoyed it so much last time' then the voice laughed while Sephiroth responded 'Get out of my head you freak!, I'm not gonna do your bidding anymore!' the voice simply responded 'Now is that anyway to talk to your FATHER!' then the voice of Hojo broke out into an uncontrollable laughter....
Priview for Next Chapter:
Will Sephiroth be manipulated by Hojo? Will Aeris get killed again? Is this fic starting to develop a plot? Will Vash and Legato ever finish their game? and how much crazier can the audinece get? Stay tuned for another exciting chapter of "Swordsman Tournament"
A/N: Once again I need to thank AnnatheAncient for the ideas. If you hadn't given them to me, I never would have updated so fast. Oh and sorry about the cliffhanger, but it just sounded good to me, even though it means adding a little bit of seriousness to this story. So do you want to see the story get a little serious? or do you want me to find a funny way out of the current situation? Put your answear in your reviews please!