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A/N: I have 14 reviews! This is doing pretty good for a story I was sure no one would like. Thanks again to all my reviewers (god I hope thats how you spell that) and I would like to thank AnnatheAncient for reviewing my last chapter twice (although the second review was just an add-on to the first, I'm grateful anyway) and thanks to my new reviewer silvawolf who just got done reviewing chapter 2. Thanks again for the suggestions and ideas and I hope everyone likes the new chapter. Oh and don't worry if you rant in my reviews, I really don't mind. Also thanks to Haruko-2020 for reviewing. I liked your idea, but by the time I read it, I already had this chapter written. Don't worry, however, because like I said I really liked it and I will try to find a way to throw it in later.
Story: Swordsman Tournament
Chapter 7: Sephiroth's choice! and the duel ends!....or does it?
"NO!", "YES", "NO", "YES!", "NO NO NO AND THAT'S FINAL!!!" That was the short conversation between Sephiroth and Hojo before Hojo gave up. "Fine, you won't do it, than I guess I WILL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" That instant, Sephiroth decided he was going to kill Hojo....hmmm....maybe he should go talk to Vincent.... Meanwhile, Aeris had finished her little prayer when a mysterious figure came out of the audience. "Now I will kill the ancient!" Hojo laughed and was about to run out and shoot Aeris with the gun he mysteriously pulled out of thin air, when someone approached him. "Hojo, do you have any lard?" said the figure, who turned out to be the fat little loser Palmer. "No I don't you..." Hojo trailed off as he suddenly remembered that Palmer was the one who mysteriosley gets him by a truck. Without any warning, a truck came crashing by and hit Hojo and Palmer, sending them flying in the air. A few feet away, a snickering little ninja named Yuffie walked away, putting her "Truck" summon materia back in her bag (yeah I know, that's not a materia but I always wondered where that truck that hit Palmer came from, so I made this up).
With Hojo temporarily (yes he'll be back) disposed off, everyone was ready to relax when a loud yell came from the audience. "I WON! I WON! I WON I WON I WON!" Vash was celebrating his tic-tac-toe victory while Legato was just grumbling. Then an idea hit Legato, "OWWWW! oh wait, Hey Vash!!" Legato said, quickly recovering from the pain of getting hit by an idea. "What?" Vash asked him, still victory dancing. "Best two of ouf three" Legato said with a grin. Before anyone could stop him, Vash yelled "Sure!, Alright more games!" While everyone else just sweatdropped. Elsewhere, two of the fighters were gathered around a table in the fighters area. Cloud and Inuyahsa were trying to stare each other down. They were both arguing about who was better (the argument started when Inuyasha mentioned his sword could transform into a huge sword) and now they looked like they were about to come to blows. "Knock it off you two!" Aeris yelled. Both Cloud and Inuyasha continued to try to stare the other down, with no success. Finally, Aeris convinced them to have a friendly competition (you know, one where no one dies a horrible and painful death) and the two warriors reluctantly (Sephiroth decided to help convince them *evil grin*) agreed. Then it was decided what kind of match they would have. So they decided on the only logical way to prove who was better. They were going to have a Ramen eating contest....
Away from the amazing displays of stupidity, Aeris was in the center of the ring trying to annoucne the next fight, well the audienced just kept cheering (because there is a lot of Aeris fans in the audience). Unfortunatly, this loud applause blocked out the sound of Hojo's laughter (oh my god! he came back in the same chapter!). He know had a sniper rifle that had a strange green liquid (I give you one guess what that is) in it, and Hojo was determined to finish Aeris off. He was just getting ready to aim, when two figures snuck up on him. He didn't realize they were there until one of them tapped him on his back. "WHAT DO YOU WANT......" Hojo said as he whirled around and noticed who the two people were. Sephiroth and Vincent (hell yeah!) were both standing there with their arms crossed, looking like they were about to kill someone (I wonder who?). Hojo, however, didn't show any fear. "I knew you would try to stop me so I prepared something special for you two!" and with that, Hojo blew a whistle and a bunch of crazy fangirls (No offense it intended for any crazy fangirls reading this fic) jumped on Vincent and Sephiroth, pinning them to the ground. Hojo started to laugh again, "Funny isn't it! Your're gonna be fail because of your own fans!" and Hojo started to aim again, getting a bead on Aeris (in case you don't know, that means he has her in the scopes sights). Sephiroth, however, started to laugh. This annoyed Hojo so he asked what was so funny. "Well, we may have a lot of fans to pin us down, but YOU'VE got a lot of haters who would be more than happy to kill you!". Hojo looked around him to see a large group of Hojo haters all with many diffrent kind of weapons. "Oh shit" Hojo said as the group of Hojo haters began to beat the life out of him, and Sephiroth and Vincent barley got away from the fangirls.
Now in the ring were the fighters for the next match, Ramza and Dante. Ramza pulled out his shield and Chaos Blade while Dante readied his sword Alastor and prepared to draw Ebony and Ivory (you know, his handguns!). Then the fight began....
Priview for Next Chapter:
What will Hojo try next? Will he ever succed? Who will win the duel between Ramza and Dante? Will Cloud or Inuyasha win the Ramen contest? Will Vash ever get a brain? Why am I still asking this stupid questions?
A/N: I hope everyone likes the new chapter. Please tell me what you think of the Hojo thing, because that felt a little akward to write and I don't know if it came out good. It was a good idea, but if anyone has any ideas for how Hojo should try to kill Aeris (and fail miserably of course!) Then please leave them in your reviews. Also please vote on who wins the Ramen contest. Till next time, Bye! Sorry if it took a long time to post this, but my computer has been messing up a lot latley so I had trouble getting on the Internet. Hopefully I'll have the problem fixed soon and I'll be able to update faster.
A/N: I have 14 reviews! This is doing pretty good for a story I was sure no one would like. Thanks again to all my reviewers (god I hope thats how you spell that) and I would like to thank AnnatheAncient for reviewing my last chapter twice (although the second review was just an add-on to the first, I'm grateful anyway) and thanks to my new reviewer silvawolf who just got done reviewing chapter 2. Thanks again for the suggestions and ideas and I hope everyone likes the new chapter. Oh and don't worry if you rant in my reviews, I really don't mind. Also thanks to Haruko-2020 for reviewing. I liked your idea, but by the time I read it, I already had this chapter written. Don't worry, however, because like I said I really liked it and I will try to find a way to throw it in later.
Story: Swordsman Tournament
Chapter 7: Sephiroth's choice! and the duel ends!....or does it?
"NO!", "YES", "NO", "YES!", "NO NO NO AND THAT'S FINAL!!!" That was the short conversation between Sephiroth and Hojo before Hojo gave up. "Fine, you won't do it, than I guess I WILL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" That instant, Sephiroth decided he was going to kill Hojo....hmmm....maybe he should go talk to Vincent.... Meanwhile, Aeris had finished her little prayer when a mysterious figure came out of the audience. "Now I will kill the ancient!" Hojo laughed and was about to run out and shoot Aeris with the gun he mysteriously pulled out of thin air, when someone approached him. "Hojo, do you have any lard?" said the figure, who turned out to be the fat little loser Palmer. "No I don't you..." Hojo trailed off as he suddenly remembered that Palmer was the one who mysteriosley gets him by a truck. Without any warning, a truck came crashing by and hit Hojo and Palmer, sending them flying in the air. A few feet away, a snickering little ninja named Yuffie walked away, putting her "Truck" summon materia back in her bag (yeah I know, that's not a materia but I always wondered where that truck that hit Palmer came from, so I made this up).
With Hojo temporarily (yes he'll be back) disposed off, everyone was ready to relax when a loud yell came from the audience. "I WON! I WON! I WON I WON I WON!" Vash was celebrating his tic-tac-toe victory while Legato was just grumbling. Then an idea hit Legato, "OWWWW! oh wait, Hey Vash!!" Legato said, quickly recovering from the pain of getting hit by an idea. "What?" Vash asked him, still victory dancing. "Best two of ouf three" Legato said with a grin. Before anyone could stop him, Vash yelled "Sure!, Alright more games!" While everyone else just sweatdropped. Elsewhere, two of the fighters were gathered around a table in the fighters area. Cloud and Inuyahsa were trying to stare each other down. They were both arguing about who was better (the argument started when Inuyasha mentioned his sword could transform into a huge sword) and now they looked like they were about to come to blows. "Knock it off you two!" Aeris yelled. Both Cloud and Inuyasha continued to try to stare the other down, with no success. Finally, Aeris convinced them to have a friendly competition (you know, one where no one dies a horrible and painful death) and the two warriors reluctantly (Sephiroth decided to help convince them *evil grin*) agreed. Then it was decided what kind of match they would have. So they decided on the only logical way to prove who was better. They were going to have a Ramen eating contest....
Away from the amazing displays of stupidity, Aeris was in the center of the ring trying to annoucne the next fight, well the audienced just kept cheering (because there is a lot of Aeris fans in the audience). Unfortunatly, this loud applause blocked out the sound of Hojo's laughter (oh my god! he came back in the same chapter!). He know had a sniper rifle that had a strange green liquid (I give you one guess what that is) in it, and Hojo was determined to finish Aeris off. He was just getting ready to aim, when two figures snuck up on him. He didn't realize they were there until one of them tapped him on his back. "WHAT DO YOU WANT......" Hojo said as he whirled around and noticed who the two people were. Sephiroth and Vincent (hell yeah!) were both standing there with their arms crossed, looking like they were about to kill someone (I wonder who?). Hojo, however, didn't show any fear. "I knew you would try to stop me so I prepared something special for you two!" and with that, Hojo blew a whistle and a bunch of crazy fangirls (No offense it intended for any crazy fangirls reading this fic) jumped on Vincent and Sephiroth, pinning them to the ground. Hojo started to laugh again, "Funny isn't it! Your're gonna be fail because of your own fans!" and Hojo started to aim again, getting a bead on Aeris (in case you don't know, that means he has her in the scopes sights). Sephiroth, however, started to laugh. This annoyed Hojo so he asked what was so funny. "Well, we may have a lot of fans to pin us down, but YOU'VE got a lot of haters who would be more than happy to kill you!". Hojo looked around him to see a large group of Hojo haters all with many diffrent kind of weapons. "Oh shit" Hojo said as the group of Hojo haters began to beat the life out of him, and Sephiroth and Vincent barley got away from the fangirls.
Now in the ring were the fighters for the next match, Ramza and Dante. Ramza pulled out his shield and Chaos Blade while Dante readied his sword Alastor and prepared to draw Ebony and Ivory (you know, his handguns!). Then the fight began....
Priview for Next Chapter:
What will Hojo try next? Will he ever succed? Who will win the duel between Ramza and Dante? Will Cloud or Inuyasha win the Ramen contest? Will Vash ever get a brain? Why am I still asking this stupid questions?
A/N: I hope everyone likes the new chapter. Please tell me what you think of the Hojo thing, because that felt a little akward to write and I don't know if it came out good. It was a good idea, but if anyone has any ideas for how Hojo should try to kill Aeris (and fail miserably of course!) Then please leave them in your reviews. Also please vote on who wins the Ramen contest. Till next time, Bye! Sorry if it took a long time to post this, but my computer has been messing up a lot latley so I had trouble getting on the Internet. Hopefully I'll have the problem fixed soon and I'll be able to update faster.