Disclaimer: You know what SCREW IT! I sick of writing a disclaimer so this is the last one. Now just to make sure everyone understands I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO FINAL FANTASY VII (the greatest game ever made) I DO HOWEVER OWN A COPY OF THE GAME.
A/N: WOW!!! My review just jumped from 14 to 20 in a just a few days! I'm so happy *gets a little teary eyed* Anyways *back to normal, or as normal I get* I loved everybody's suggestions so I decided to update really fast. Oh and I have great news! I got another new reviewer *fireworks mysteriously appear in background* So thanks to my new reviewer, The Ominpotent! and of course thaks to my other reviewers Haruko-2020 and AnnatheAncient. Oh and thanks to silvawolf for reviewing chapters 3,4, and 5. Now without any futher stalling on my part, on with the story! Oh wait there something I forgot to mention. For everyone who remembers I had Vash put a shock collar on Knives. I couldn't remember where I got the idea until I re-read one of my favorite fics. So for the shock collar idea, I would like to give credit to Aeris-TheWhiteMageofCetras and if your curious as to which fic it is, just go to my favorites list and pick the one about Aeris birthday. Seriously read it its really funny.
Story: Swordsman Tournament
Chapter Eight: A new Jenova! and what is going on in the audience!
Ramza was currently hiding behind his shield, trying to figure out why Dante hadn't run out of bullets yet. Dante just continued to fire round after round at Ramza, while Ramza blocked them with his shield. A few of the bullets hit Ramza, but thanks to the Chaos Blades Regen effect he quickly healed from the minor injuries. Not knowing what to do, Ramza thought very carefully, trying to think of the best one of his Squire moves that could get him out of this situation. Knowing he couldn't charge Ultima without buying some time (it only costs three bucks on street corners now) Ramza did the next best thing. He threw a rock. Luckily, the rock hit Dante on his head. To be more specific, right in the eye (Ramza was a good shot, thanks to the time I made him spend as an Archer). While Dante was busy screaming in pain, Ramza started to charge his spell. As soon as Dante recovered he was prepared to shoot Ramza again. Ramza quickly casted the Ultima spell, which sent Dante flying in the air. Unfortunaley for Ramza, Dante used the Alastor to transform mid-air into his demon form that could fly. When Dante transformed, however, his guns landed outside the ring, making it impossible for him to get them back. Dante started to shoot off lightning bolt sytle things, but Ramza dodged them and using his secondary skill "Throw" hit Dante with a whole bunch of shrikens. When Dante landed, Ramza charged him and tackled him, sending both of them out of the ring. Everyone was silent as Aeris went to examine the situation. Then she got on the stage and said "Ramza's the winner!" A furious looking Dante marched on the stage and demanded to know why "Because you hit the ground before he did" Aeris replied. Dante looked really mad, but suddenly two figures appeared in front of him and stopped him from getting any closer to Aeris.
The two figures revealed themselves to be.........Sephiroth and Vincent!! They had on their usal atire but were now also wearing cool looking sunglasses. "What are you two doing here?" Aeris asked. "Were your bodyguards because Hojo keeps trying to kill you" Sephiroth said then went back to trying to get rid of Dante. Dante just got mad and walked off, cursing to himself the whole time, while Ramza got on the stage really excited like and started to do a victory dance (he stole it from Cloud). Speaking of the devil (Ifrit appears and says "yo" then disappears) Okaaayyyy anyways Cloud and Inuyasha looked like they were ready to start their little contest when three new people walked up. "Hey, can we join in" one of the figures, whose name was Goku, said. One of the others just sighed and said "Shut up, Kakarot" (I'll give you one guess who that was) Vegeta said. "No problem" Cloud said and they got out some more Ramen for the three new people, Goku,Vegeta, and Gohan (Gohan is my Favorite DBZ character, oh and in case your wondering, when I say Gohan I mean Gohan from when he fought Cell because Gohan got a little weird after he got older but he's still my favorite character!) Anyway, they were about to start when a loud yelling was heard. Somewhere out of the crowd, Hojo was running towards the ring with a knife in his hand, planning on running up and stabbing Aeris. Halfway there, however, he tripped and stabbed himself with the knife. Meanwhile in the audience, the still very drunk Reno was showing off his rod (you know which one I mean so get your minds out of the gutter!) and bragging about how he could shoot bolts of lightning now, when he accidentally shot one and it hit Hojo. For some unknown reason Hojo just said "I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling Turks!" (Thank you AnnatheAncient for that wonderful idea!) Then Aeris ran up and started to beat his head in with the Princess Guard. Then the now five contestents started the Ramen eating contest. It started out even, then Goku and Inuyasha started to take the lead. After finishing his current pack of Ramen (The contest was who could eat the most Ramen in the least amount of time) he opened up a new pack and stuck a fork in it. Strangly an "OWWW!" was heard from the Ramen. The contest immediatly stopped (except Goku, who was still eating) and from the container a mysterious creature appeared. It looked familiar, and then Cloud recognized it. "JENOVA!!!" he shouted, and got his sword ready. "Yes" the now badly burnt and brusied Hojo said "This is the newest JENOVA creature and its name is.......Jenova-RAMEN!!!" Everyone just stood there staring for a little bit. Then they all fell over laughing. They stopped laughing when the new Jenova wrapped Cloud, Inuyasha, and Vincnet up in its Ramen-like tentacles. "Now Jenova, manipulate Sephiroth!!" Hojo yelled then started to laugh with evil joy. Sephiroth started to do the Cloud Strife freakout and then was under Jenova's control. He started towards Aeris with his sword drawn, while she backed away with a nervous look on her face. "Sephiroth gonna get Aeris, quick someone do something!" Cloud yelled. Then, just as Sephiroth was about to reach Aeris, Gohan had an idea. He quickly flew off, then came back with a huge boulder. Then he threw the boulder at Sephiroth, which hit him and sent him flying into one of the stadium walls with bouler covering up the hole he made. "Well that takes care of that, now we have to get rid of this thing!" Then Tifa ran up and yelled up to them "Don't worry, I'll take care of it!!" then she summoned the Knights of the Round, but due to its Ramen like form, Jenova managed to avoid the attack. "Great Job, Wench!" Inuyasha yelled at her. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!?!" yelled a really pissed looking Cloud. Vincent tried to calm Cloud down but then got an idea. "Inuyaha, come on we have to get Cloud really mad!" Vincent yelled to him. "Why?" Inuyasha yelled back. "Just do it!!" Vincnet yelled then proceded to yell really bad things about Cloud which got him angrier. When Inuyasha did it too, Cloud just got REALLY pissed and yelled out "OMNISLASH" and tried to hit Vincent and Inuyasha with it. Since they were wrapped up in the tentacles of Jenova, however, Cloud hit it instead and quickly killed Jenova-RAMEN. Now Cloud was chasing around Inuyasha and Vincent, planning on hurting them very much. The whole time this happened Goku just kept eating....
In the audience, once again Vash the Stampede started to yell. "I WON AGAIN! I WON AGIAN! I WON AGAIN!" Vash was screaming out loud. Legato looked like he was about to say something when Meryl interupted him "NO! you are not going to challenge Vash to anymore games! Now get lost!" Then they all started to argue, which annoyed everyone else to the point that finally everyone just yelled for them to shut up. When they wouldn't listen, Tifa (who was back in the audience after he attempt to kill Jenova-RAMEN with KoTR) threatened to beat them up it they wouldn't shut up. "Oh yeah! and what are you gonna do about it slut!" Legato yelled. This was a very bad thing to say as I'm sure most of you already know. Tifa got pissed off and ran up to Leagto. Befroe he could say anyting or use any of his mind powers, Tifa pulled off her full combo and sent him flying with the "Final Heavan" attack. Legato landed in a heap on the ground, when suddenly someone tripped over him. "Watch what your doing yo.." Hojo said then stopped when he noticed it was that guy from the audiecne who seemed really evil. "Hey are you a villian?" Hojo asked him. "Yeah, why?" Legato answeared, still in a lot of pain. "Want to team up?" Hojo asked with a wicked grin. "Only if you help me free master" Legato said. "Sure, we'll free your master, than he can help to!" Hojo said, than gave Leagto an X-Potion. Then the two of them walked off to do some scheming....
Priview for Next Chapter:
What will come from this new team of villians? Will They be able to free Knives from Vash ever watchful ey...Oh is that donuts! *author starts chewing on donuts, then talking with mouthful* tum in nemt time four these answeers am more om the nemt "Wordsman ornament"
A/N: I hope everyone likes the new chapter! Remeber your reviews and suggestions help me to update faster so please review and don't be afraid to leave any suggestion because I'll do my best to find a way to use them. Till next time, Bye!
A/N: WOW!!! My review just jumped from 14 to 20 in a just a few days! I'm so happy *gets a little teary eyed* Anyways *back to normal, or as normal I get* I loved everybody's suggestions so I decided to update really fast. Oh and I have great news! I got another new reviewer *fireworks mysteriously appear in background* So thanks to my new reviewer, The Ominpotent! and of course thaks to my other reviewers Haruko-2020 and AnnatheAncient. Oh and thanks to silvawolf for reviewing chapters 3,4, and 5. Now without any futher stalling on my part, on with the story! Oh wait there something I forgot to mention. For everyone who remembers I had Vash put a shock collar on Knives. I couldn't remember where I got the idea until I re-read one of my favorite fics. So for the shock collar idea, I would like to give credit to Aeris-TheWhiteMageofCetras and if your curious as to which fic it is, just go to my favorites list and pick the one about Aeris birthday. Seriously read it its really funny.
Story: Swordsman Tournament
Chapter Eight: A new Jenova! and what is going on in the audience!
Ramza was currently hiding behind his shield, trying to figure out why Dante hadn't run out of bullets yet. Dante just continued to fire round after round at Ramza, while Ramza blocked them with his shield. A few of the bullets hit Ramza, but thanks to the Chaos Blades Regen effect he quickly healed from the minor injuries. Not knowing what to do, Ramza thought very carefully, trying to think of the best one of his Squire moves that could get him out of this situation. Knowing he couldn't charge Ultima without buying some time (it only costs three bucks on street corners now) Ramza did the next best thing. He threw a rock. Luckily, the rock hit Dante on his head. To be more specific, right in the eye (Ramza was a good shot, thanks to the time I made him spend as an Archer). While Dante was busy screaming in pain, Ramza started to charge his spell. As soon as Dante recovered he was prepared to shoot Ramza again. Ramza quickly casted the Ultima spell, which sent Dante flying in the air. Unfortunaley for Ramza, Dante used the Alastor to transform mid-air into his demon form that could fly. When Dante transformed, however, his guns landed outside the ring, making it impossible for him to get them back. Dante started to shoot off lightning bolt sytle things, but Ramza dodged them and using his secondary skill "Throw" hit Dante with a whole bunch of shrikens. When Dante landed, Ramza charged him and tackled him, sending both of them out of the ring. Everyone was silent as Aeris went to examine the situation. Then she got on the stage and said "Ramza's the winner!" A furious looking Dante marched on the stage and demanded to know why "Because you hit the ground before he did" Aeris replied. Dante looked really mad, but suddenly two figures appeared in front of him and stopped him from getting any closer to Aeris.
The two figures revealed themselves to be.........Sephiroth and Vincent!! They had on their usal atire but were now also wearing cool looking sunglasses. "What are you two doing here?" Aeris asked. "Were your bodyguards because Hojo keeps trying to kill you" Sephiroth said then went back to trying to get rid of Dante. Dante just got mad and walked off, cursing to himself the whole time, while Ramza got on the stage really excited like and started to do a victory dance (he stole it from Cloud). Speaking of the devil (Ifrit appears and says "yo" then disappears) Okaaayyyy anyways Cloud and Inuyasha looked like they were ready to start their little contest when three new people walked up. "Hey, can we join in" one of the figures, whose name was Goku, said. One of the others just sighed and said "Shut up, Kakarot" (I'll give you one guess who that was) Vegeta said. "No problem" Cloud said and they got out some more Ramen for the three new people, Goku,Vegeta, and Gohan (Gohan is my Favorite DBZ character, oh and in case your wondering, when I say Gohan I mean Gohan from when he fought Cell because Gohan got a little weird after he got older but he's still my favorite character!) Anyway, they were about to start when a loud yelling was heard. Somewhere out of the crowd, Hojo was running towards the ring with a knife in his hand, planning on running up and stabbing Aeris. Halfway there, however, he tripped and stabbed himself with the knife. Meanwhile in the audience, the still very drunk Reno was showing off his rod (you know which one I mean so get your minds out of the gutter!) and bragging about how he could shoot bolts of lightning now, when he accidentally shot one and it hit Hojo. For some unknown reason Hojo just said "I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling Turks!" (Thank you AnnatheAncient for that wonderful idea!) Then Aeris ran up and started to beat his head in with the Princess Guard. Then the now five contestents started the Ramen eating contest. It started out even, then Goku and Inuyasha started to take the lead. After finishing his current pack of Ramen (The contest was who could eat the most Ramen in the least amount of time) he opened up a new pack and stuck a fork in it. Strangly an "OWWW!" was heard from the Ramen. The contest immediatly stopped (except Goku, who was still eating) and from the container a mysterious creature appeared. It looked familiar, and then Cloud recognized it. "JENOVA!!!" he shouted, and got his sword ready. "Yes" the now badly burnt and brusied Hojo said "This is the newest JENOVA creature and its name is.......Jenova-RAMEN!!!" Everyone just stood there staring for a little bit. Then they all fell over laughing. They stopped laughing when the new Jenova wrapped Cloud, Inuyasha, and Vincnet up in its Ramen-like tentacles. "Now Jenova, manipulate Sephiroth!!" Hojo yelled then started to laugh with evil joy. Sephiroth started to do the Cloud Strife freakout and then was under Jenova's control. He started towards Aeris with his sword drawn, while she backed away with a nervous look on her face. "Sephiroth gonna get Aeris, quick someone do something!" Cloud yelled. Then, just as Sephiroth was about to reach Aeris, Gohan had an idea. He quickly flew off, then came back with a huge boulder. Then he threw the boulder at Sephiroth, which hit him and sent him flying into one of the stadium walls with bouler covering up the hole he made. "Well that takes care of that, now we have to get rid of this thing!" Then Tifa ran up and yelled up to them "Don't worry, I'll take care of it!!" then she summoned the Knights of the Round, but due to its Ramen like form, Jenova managed to avoid the attack. "Great Job, Wench!" Inuyasha yelled at her. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!?!" yelled a really pissed looking Cloud. Vincent tried to calm Cloud down but then got an idea. "Inuyaha, come on we have to get Cloud really mad!" Vincent yelled to him. "Why?" Inuyasha yelled back. "Just do it!!" Vincnet yelled then proceded to yell really bad things about Cloud which got him angrier. When Inuyasha did it too, Cloud just got REALLY pissed and yelled out "OMNISLASH" and tried to hit Vincent and Inuyasha with it. Since they were wrapped up in the tentacles of Jenova, however, Cloud hit it instead and quickly killed Jenova-RAMEN. Now Cloud was chasing around Inuyasha and Vincent, planning on hurting them very much. The whole time this happened Goku just kept eating....
In the audience, once again Vash the Stampede started to yell. "I WON AGAIN! I WON AGIAN! I WON AGAIN!" Vash was screaming out loud. Legato looked like he was about to say something when Meryl interupted him "NO! you are not going to challenge Vash to anymore games! Now get lost!" Then they all started to argue, which annoyed everyone else to the point that finally everyone just yelled for them to shut up. When they wouldn't listen, Tifa (who was back in the audience after he attempt to kill Jenova-RAMEN with KoTR) threatened to beat them up it they wouldn't shut up. "Oh yeah! and what are you gonna do about it slut!" Legato yelled. This was a very bad thing to say as I'm sure most of you already know. Tifa got pissed off and ran up to Leagto. Befroe he could say anyting or use any of his mind powers, Tifa pulled off her full combo and sent him flying with the "Final Heavan" attack. Legato landed in a heap on the ground, when suddenly someone tripped over him. "Watch what your doing yo.." Hojo said then stopped when he noticed it was that guy from the audiecne who seemed really evil. "Hey are you a villian?" Hojo asked him. "Yeah, why?" Legato answeared, still in a lot of pain. "Want to team up?" Hojo asked with a wicked grin. "Only if you help me free master" Legato said. "Sure, we'll free your master, than he can help to!" Hojo said, than gave Leagto an X-Potion. Then the two of them walked off to do some scheming....
Priview for Next Chapter:
What will come from this new team of villians? Will They be able to free Knives from Vash ever watchful ey...Oh is that donuts! *author starts chewing on donuts, then talking with mouthful* tum in nemt time four these answeers am more om the nemt "Wordsman ornament"
A/N: I hope everyone likes the new chapter! Remeber your reviews and suggestions help me to update faster so please review and don't be afraid to leave any suggestion because I'll do my best to find a way to use them. Till next time, Bye!