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A/N: Hello everyone! I finally updated so please don't kill me! The Finals got in the way of my fic. Anyway, time to thank the reviewers, first up is AnnatheAncient, then its Haruko-2020, and finally silvawolf. On a sidenote Haruko-2020, silvawolf asked me to thank you for reviewing "YUFFIE'S CURE" after I put up that little request so thanks! Anyway, I'll get on with the fic now before you all kill me *sees audinecs all have various weapons* oh no *starts to run for his life*
Story: Swordsman Tournament (GOD I suck at names)
Chapter Twelve: The what said the who now?
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Hojo was laughing, well the others cringed because he'd been doing this for an hour. "Will you shut up before I summon Sephiroth up here and he can shove his Masamune straight up your.." C.B. (That's me!) was saying before Hojo interupts him (lousy bastard). "I'm in control now, and I'll do what I want" Then he looked like he was about to laugh again until C.B. (wait a minute, I'm referring to myself in the third persone. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) said "Maybe, but you still need me to write this story since your all a bunch of illterate morons!". Now all the villians looked pissed, but Hojo just smiled. "Just for that, were going to torture your favorite characters!" and Hojo started to write (Holy Shit he's not illterate!) something down. C.B. (I'm still refering to myself in the third person, NOOOOO!) looked out the window and noticed a sight that horrified him. Cloud and Sephiroth were getting stared at by everyone else. There was a good reason why everyone was staring at them. Hojo had Cloud dressed up in a tutu and Sephiorth doing the chicken dance. Well C.B.'s jaw hit the ground, all the villians fell over laughing. Now the author (guess who that is!) was getting really pissed. When the villians wouldn't stop laughing, the author came up with a brillant plan (okay it's really brillant). He walked into a hidden room in the Author's Booth and came back with something in his hands. "Hey Hojo!" C.B. said in his loudest voice. Before Hojo coulde respond, C.B. threw something at him. A few seconds later, Hojo was running around the room screaming like a little girl because there was a spider on his face (guess where that came from!). Of course, the villinas were laughing their asses off agian and the author just sighed and mutters "idiots" because he could just walk out right now because no one was guarding the door. Thinking about it, the author decides to stay so he could torture the villians some more.
Meanwhile (NOOOO! I SAID IT AGIAN!!!), the heros were trying to figure out what was wrong with Cloud and Sephiroth. Cloud was currently trying to hide from everyone while looking for a spare uniform and Sephiroth was still doing the chicken dance. Then a mysterious group apperared and..oh wait! its just Rufus! Sorry, I tried to make him sound like a villian again! My mistake. Anyway, Rufus "Not a villian" Shinra and his gang showed up and they had a new companion, Dark Nation! (you know that thing that Rufus has with him when you fight him). He had Scarlet with him, and also made Reno and Elena join him to. "Now then, will go find the author and save you all for.......10 MILLION GIL!! (does that Doctor Evil thing form the Austin Powers movies). Suddenly, for now apparent reason, everyone hears a loud "DAMMIT!! NOW I'VE GOT TO WRITE ANOHTER DISCLAIMER!! I HATE YOU RUFUS!!!" (guess who said that!). Deciding to ignore that, Rufus kept talking "Like I was saying, you have to pay us 10 MILLION GIL!...or Tifa has to beat Scarlet in another slapping contest". Everyone was just silent for a moment, then they agreed and the slapping contest was on (I'm doing it because of a reviewer request, because in actuality I thought the contest was kinda stupid becasue Tifa's a martial artist so why the hell would she get in a slapping contest!). Of course the contest ended like last time, except that Tifa got annoyed and just used Final Heavan on Scarlet. Rufus and the others headed off to look for the author (since they forgot that he was in the Author's Booth with the being neon sign saying "Author is here!" Well Rufus and the others were off looking for the author, Cloud found and changed into a new uniform and Sephiorth finally managed to stop doing the chicken dance. Now since they were smart, they headed straight for the Author's Booth to rescure the author (Woo Hoo!) so that Hojo couldn't fo that again (awwww). However strange things were happening in the Author's Booth...
"Go fish" Knives told Legato with an evil grin on his face. "As you wish, Master" Legato said and he went fish, because all the villians were playing "Go Fish" while the other was tied up, gagged, and put under a large pot that was currently in the center of the room (I'm going to kill all the villians...slowly). One of the idiots..er..villians noticed the heros coming towards the booth and shouted a warning to the others. Unfortunatly for the villians, he was right next to them and his shouting hurt their ears. The mysterious villian volunteered to go stop the heros...
Priview for the Next Chapter:
The identity of the mysterious villian revealed! and I finally get to use a barrel of monkeys! All this and less on the next exciting episode of "This fic"..uh..I mean "Swordsman Tournament"
A/N:*out of breath* Well I outran the lynch mob, so I hope everyone likes the new chapter and I'd like to aplogize for the time it took to update and use some of your ideas. Hopefully, the next update will be soon. Anyway, by everyone!
A/N: Hello everyone! I finally updated so please don't kill me! The Finals got in the way of my fic. Anyway, time to thank the reviewers, first up is AnnatheAncient, then its Haruko-2020, and finally silvawolf. On a sidenote Haruko-2020, silvawolf asked me to thank you for reviewing "YUFFIE'S CURE" after I put up that little request so thanks! Anyway, I'll get on with the fic now before you all kill me *sees audinecs all have various weapons* oh no *starts to run for his life*
Story: Swordsman Tournament (GOD I suck at names)
Chapter Twelve: The what said the who now?
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Hojo was laughing, well the others cringed because he'd been doing this for an hour. "Will you shut up before I summon Sephiroth up here and he can shove his Masamune straight up your.." C.B. (That's me!) was saying before Hojo interupts him (lousy bastard). "I'm in control now, and I'll do what I want" Then he looked like he was about to laugh again until C.B. (wait a minute, I'm referring to myself in the third persone. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) said "Maybe, but you still need me to write this story since your all a bunch of illterate morons!". Now all the villians looked pissed, but Hojo just smiled. "Just for that, were going to torture your favorite characters!" and Hojo started to write (Holy Shit he's not illterate!) something down. C.B. (I'm still refering to myself in the third person, NOOOOO!) looked out the window and noticed a sight that horrified him. Cloud and Sephiroth were getting stared at by everyone else. There was a good reason why everyone was staring at them. Hojo had Cloud dressed up in a tutu and Sephiorth doing the chicken dance. Well C.B.'s jaw hit the ground, all the villians fell over laughing. Now the author (guess who that is!) was getting really pissed. When the villians wouldn't stop laughing, the author came up with a brillant plan (okay it's really brillant). He walked into a hidden room in the Author's Booth and came back with something in his hands. "Hey Hojo!" C.B. said in his loudest voice. Before Hojo coulde respond, C.B. threw something at him. A few seconds later, Hojo was running around the room screaming like a little girl because there was a spider on his face (guess where that came from!). Of course, the villinas were laughing their asses off agian and the author just sighed and mutters "idiots" because he could just walk out right now because no one was guarding the door. Thinking about it, the author decides to stay so he could torture the villians some more.
Meanwhile (NOOOO! I SAID IT AGIAN!!!), the heros were trying to figure out what was wrong with Cloud and Sephiroth. Cloud was currently trying to hide from everyone while looking for a spare uniform and Sephiroth was still doing the chicken dance. Then a mysterious group apperared and..oh wait! its just Rufus! Sorry, I tried to make him sound like a villian again! My mistake. Anyway, Rufus "Not a villian" Shinra and his gang showed up and they had a new companion, Dark Nation! (you know that thing that Rufus has with him when you fight him). He had Scarlet with him, and also made Reno and Elena join him to. "Now then, will go find the author and save you all for.......10 MILLION GIL!! (does that Doctor Evil thing form the Austin Powers movies). Suddenly, for now apparent reason, everyone hears a loud "DAMMIT!! NOW I'VE GOT TO WRITE ANOHTER DISCLAIMER!! I HATE YOU RUFUS!!!" (guess who said that!). Deciding to ignore that, Rufus kept talking "Like I was saying, you have to pay us 10 MILLION GIL!...or Tifa has to beat Scarlet in another slapping contest". Everyone was just silent for a moment, then they agreed and the slapping contest was on (I'm doing it because of a reviewer request, because in actuality I thought the contest was kinda stupid becasue Tifa's a martial artist so why the hell would she get in a slapping contest!). Of course the contest ended like last time, except that Tifa got annoyed and just used Final Heavan on Scarlet. Rufus and the others headed off to look for the author (since they forgot that he was in the Author's Booth with the being neon sign saying "Author is here!" Well Rufus and the others were off looking for the author, Cloud found and changed into a new uniform and Sephiorth finally managed to stop doing the chicken dance. Now since they were smart, they headed straight for the Author's Booth to rescure the author (Woo Hoo!) so that Hojo couldn't fo that again (awwww). However strange things were happening in the Author's Booth...
"Go fish" Knives told Legato with an evil grin on his face. "As you wish, Master" Legato said and he went fish, because all the villians were playing "Go Fish" while the other was tied up, gagged, and put under a large pot that was currently in the center of the room (I'm going to kill all the villians...slowly). One of the idiots..er..villians noticed the heros coming towards the booth and shouted a warning to the others. Unfortunatly for the villians, he was right next to them and his shouting hurt their ears. The mysterious villian volunteered to go stop the heros...
Priview for the Next Chapter:
The identity of the mysterious villian revealed! and I finally get to use a barrel of monkeys! All this and less on the next exciting episode of "This fic"..uh..I mean "Swordsman Tournament"
A/N:*out of breath* Well I outran the lynch mob, so I hope everyone likes the new chapter and I'd like to aplogize for the time it took to update and use some of your ideas. Hopefully, the next update will be soon. Anyway, by everyone!