Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII, but I have purchased all of my friends souls.
A/N: Okay before you all decide to murder me, I have a really good reason for the update time. You see, my phone line went dead which of course means I lost all access to the Internet. Now that you all hopefully won't kill me, I need to thank my reviewers. First up is...Haruko-2020, then silvawolf, and of course AnnatheAncient. Plus we've got three new reviewers (my reviewer army is growing MWAHAHAHAHAHA!) so also thanks to BJ Louis, Rajata Sashi and That girl next door who reviewed chapters 1 through 11 and made my number of reviews get really high. Oh and a quick note to everyone, due to questions asked by reviewers, I'm going to try and improve my writing style and I'll probably focus this fic on the villians, the FFVII characters and the characters from Inuyasha and Trigun. Well enough stalling, I've let you all wait to long so without further ado, here's the next chapter!
Story: Like you don't already know!
Chapter Thirteen: The villian revealed! A barrel of monkeys! What the hell am I talking about!?!
Well the heros prepared their attack on the villians, and the villians played go fish, another group of people were going to get involved. "RAMEN!!!" Inuyasha yelled, then shoved his head into a bowel of ramen and ate it all in a matter of seconds. Everyone stared at him with the exception of Miroku who, after trying to grope Sango again, was now on the ground with a big red hand print on his face and swirly eyes. Suddenly, Inuyasha got a scent got a scent he would never forget. It was the scent of his arch-nemisis....wait which one! let's see theirs his brother Sesshomaru, but they already know he's here, then there's Kouga but he's not pestering Kagome so he's not here so it had to be his arch-nemisi....Naraku!! (like you didn't see that coming) who, unfortuantly for Inuyasha, hadn't bathed recently and his scent sent Inuyasha to the ground trying to plug up his super sniffing nose (now that you probably didn't see coming). Within the author's booth a quick conversation went on between two of the villians. "Hey Naraku, you did put on that stuff I gave you to cover up your scent, right" Kikyo (remember she's there) asked the demon. "....oh crap!" Naraku yelled, all the while the villians were ignoring the cursing of a certain pissed off author who had recently been stuffed underneath a large pot.
Back with the heros, Inuyasha was getting into a bad mood like he does everytime Narku around. The others were ready to fight to, even Miroku who somehow recovered. Inuyasha and the others started to walk in the direction of the author's booth and ran into Cloud and the others. "OWWWWWW!!" cloud and Inuyasha said because they just walked right into each other. Then they both realized were they had seen each other before. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!" they both said at the same time, and it sounded really creepy. Then they both drew their swords and looked like they were about to have a giant sword fight (you know becasue their swords are huge...I'll just shut up now) when a mysterious sound was heard. The weird thing is it was the sound of the door opening so it shouldn't have been mysterious in any way and yet it was. Weird. Anyway a mysterious figure appeared, walking out of the aurthor's booth in a mysterious way. Mysterious. Why do I keep saying that? well anyway, this..this..thing walked in front of the heros and revealed itself. The mysterious villian who terrorized the author, who seemed to be unstoppable, who probably didn't do any of those things but I'm to lazy to go make sure, was...Kurenko!! (you know that black cat with green eyes that shows up in every episode of "Trigun") Everyone stared at the little cat. Then it said "Nyao!" Everyone stared at it a little more. Then it happened.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" everyone screamed then ran for cover. Most of them were hiding behind chairs. A few were hiding behind other people. Well really only one person was hiding behind someone else and that was Miroku hiding behind Sango, but he had his own reasons for hiding there (which if you watch Inuyasha, you know whats gonna happen). However, one of the warriors hadn't ran and hid. Still standing there was Cait Sith, who couldn't figure out why everyone was afraid of a cat (Obviously he doesn't know how truly evil Kurenko is!) and was about to use one of his idiotic..er..unusual limit breaks. Before he could use his limit break, however, Kurenko charged the overgrown stuffed animal (I don't like Cait Sith) rammed into him, causing him to fall down all the stairs leading up to the Author's booth and for him to be severally damaged. Unknow, another duo was being formed by two people who had hid next to each other. This duo discussed some evil plans, then snuck off to carry out their evil deeds. Meanwhile, the heros couldn't figure out how to escape the unstoppable cat. They would need a complete idiot to confront something that vicious and evil. Then Vash the Stampede walked up...
"KITTY!!" Vash yelled, completly forgetting he was here to look for his evil twin brother Knives. So Vash picked up the little cat and started to, well you know the things you do with a cat, with the exception that I'm sure most people don't feed their cats donuts, but thats beside the point. Well everyone was dumbfounded becasue Kurenko wasn't tearing Vash to pieces, the villians started to think of a backup plan.
"Well I think we all know what we have to do.." Hojo was saying, now that the villians were done playing "Go Fish". Then after a slight pause, he put a big grin on his face and said "Now let's play twister!" to which all the other villians cheered. Meanwhile, the author was under the pot and trying to bash his own head in so he could stop listening to the idiots, then he came up with a plan that involved many complicated things happening. Then he came up with a better one that only involved a barrel of monkeys...
Priview for the Next Chapter:
Now that the secret villian has been..uh..subdued will the heros be able to save the author? I hope so! The idiots are driving me nuts! uh...anyway more stuff happens next time...yeah that was brilliant. Anyway stay tuned for the next exciting episode (episode?) of "Swordsman Tournament"
A/N: Well I hope everyone likes the new chapter and I will really try to update faster next time. Like on Tuesday if I can. Anyway, don't forget to leave suggestions or just things you want to see happen so I can use them in the fic. Well that's all for now, so till next time Bye Everybody!
A/N: Okay before you all decide to murder me, I have a really good reason for the update time. You see, my phone line went dead which of course means I lost all access to the Internet. Now that you all hopefully won't kill me, I need to thank my reviewers. First up is...Haruko-2020, then silvawolf, and of course AnnatheAncient. Plus we've got three new reviewers (my reviewer army is growing MWAHAHAHAHAHA!) so also thanks to BJ Louis, Rajata Sashi and That girl next door who reviewed chapters 1 through 11 and made my number of reviews get really high. Oh and a quick note to everyone, due to questions asked by reviewers, I'm going to try and improve my writing style and I'll probably focus this fic on the villians, the FFVII characters and the characters from Inuyasha and Trigun. Well enough stalling, I've let you all wait to long so without further ado, here's the next chapter!
Story: Like you don't already know!
Chapter Thirteen: The villian revealed! A barrel of monkeys! What the hell am I talking about!?!
Well the heros prepared their attack on the villians, and the villians played go fish, another group of people were going to get involved. "RAMEN!!!" Inuyasha yelled, then shoved his head into a bowel of ramen and ate it all in a matter of seconds. Everyone stared at him with the exception of Miroku who, after trying to grope Sango again, was now on the ground with a big red hand print on his face and swirly eyes. Suddenly, Inuyasha got a scent got a scent he would never forget. It was the scent of his arch-nemisis....wait which one! let's see theirs his brother Sesshomaru, but they already know he's here, then there's Kouga but he's not pestering Kagome so he's not here so it had to be his arch-nemisi....Naraku!! (like you didn't see that coming) who, unfortuantly for Inuyasha, hadn't bathed recently and his scent sent Inuyasha to the ground trying to plug up his super sniffing nose (now that you probably didn't see coming). Within the author's booth a quick conversation went on between two of the villians. "Hey Naraku, you did put on that stuff I gave you to cover up your scent, right" Kikyo (remember she's there) asked the demon. "....oh crap!" Naraku yelled, all the while the villians were ignoring the cursing of a certain pissed off author who had recently been stuffed underneath a large pot.
Back with the heros, Inuyasha was getting into a bad mood like he does everytime Narku around. The others were ready to fight to, even Miroku who somehow recovered. Inuyasha and the others started to walk in the direction of the author's booth and ran into Cloud and the others. "OWWWWWW!!" cloud and Inuyasha said because they just walked right into each other. Then they both realized were they had seen each other before. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!" they both said at the same time, and it sounded really creepy. Then they both drew their swords and looked like they were about to have a giant sword fight (you know becasue their swords are huge...I'll just shut up now) when a mysterious sound was heard. The weird thing is it was the sound of the door opening so it shouldn't have been mysterious in any way and yet it was. Weird. Anyway a mysterious figure appeared, walking out of the aurthor's booth in a mysterious way. Mysterious. Why do I keep saying that? well anyway, this..this..thing walked in front of the heros and revealed itself. The mysterious villian who terrorized the author, who seemed to be unstoppable, who probably didn't do any of those things but I'm to lazy to go make sure, was...Kurenko!! (you know that black cat with green eyes that shows up in every episode of "Trigun") Everyone stared at the little cat. Then it said "Nyao!" Everyone stared at it a little more. Then it happened.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" everyone screamed then ran for cover. Most of them were hiding behind chairs. A few were hiding behind other people. Well really only one person was hiding behind someone else and that was Miroku hiding behind Sango, but he had his own reasons for hiding there (which if you watch Inuyasha, you know whats gonna happen). However, one of the warriors hadn't ran and hid. Still standing there was Cait Sith, who couldn't figure out why everyone was afraid of a cat (Obviously he doesn't know how truly evil Kurenko is!) and was about to use one of his idiotic..er..unusual limit breaks. Before he could use his limit break, however, Kurenko charged the overgrown stuffed animal (I don't like Cait Sith) rammed into him, causing him to fall down all the stairs leading up to the Author's booth and for him to be severally damaged. Unknow, another duo was being formed by two people who had hid next to each other. This duo discussed some evil plans, then snuck off to carry out their evil deeds. Meanwhile, the heros couldn't figure out how to escape the unstoppable cat. They would need a complete idiot to confront something that vicious and evil. Then Vash the Stampede walked up...
"KITTY!!" Vash yelled, completly forgetting he was here to look for his evil twin brother Knives. So Vash picked up the little cat and started to, well you know the things you do with a cat, with the exception that I'm sure most people don't feed their cats donuts, but thats beside the point. Well everyone was dumbfounded becasue Kurenko wasn't tearing Vash to pieces, the villians started to think of a backup plan.
"Well I think we all know what we have to do.." Hojo was saying, now that the villians were done playing "Go Fish". Then after a slight pause, he put a big grin on his face and said "Now let's play twister!" to which all the other villians cheered. Meanwhile, the author was under the pot and trying to bash his own head in so he could stop listening to the idiots, then he came up with a plan that involved many complicated things happening. Then he came up with a better one that only involved a barrel of monkeys...
Priview for the Next Chapter:
Now that the secret villian has been..uh..subdued will the heros be able to save the author? I hope so! The idiots are driving me nuts! uh...anyway more stuff happens next time...yeah that was brilliant. Anyway stay tuned for the next exciting episode (episode?) of "Swordsman Tournament"
A/N: Well I hope everyone likes the new chapter and I will really try to update faster next time. Like on Tuesday if I can. Anyway, don't forget to leave suggestions or just things you want to see happen so I can use them in the fic. Well that's all for now, so till next time Bye Everybody!