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A/N: Okay before you all begin the mob stabbing, I know I said I'd try to have this up by tuesday and now its sunday but I'm really sorry this just took longer to write than I thought. Okay now to thank all my loyal minions...uh...I mean reviewers! Anyway thanks to That girl next door for reviewing chapter Twelve, haruko-2020, I)void, Jesika Slayder, and silvawolf for reviewing chapter 13. So without any more stalling I'll get to the story, oh and because one of my reviewers mentioned it I'll try to get back to the actual fighting in either this chapter or next chapter. Well on with the fic.
Story: Swordsman thingy...I mean Tournament!
Chapter XIV (a.k.a. 14): The author gets freed! Those poor, poor villians!
While the heros stared in amazment at Vash, who was still petting Kurenko and wasn't being cut to ribbons, two people snuck to the back of the authors booth. These two people revealed themselves to be....Yuffie and Shippo. The two of them snuck on to the roof of the author's booth and started looking for a way to sneak inside. Finally, they saw an air vent and snuck into the author's booth. They didn't just sneak into any room though, because they snuck into the authors secret room. The walls were decorated with a lot of swords and guns (what I like swords and guns), as well as several boxes with food, a fridge full of Pepsi (I love Pepsi, that's why I captialized it), and a mysterious barrel (Ah! I said mysterious again!). Yuffie and Shippo walked towards the barrel and read the note that was written on the side of it.
"Caution, Barrel of Monkeys Only use in emergency or to hide plot holes" the note read, and Yuffie and Shippo looked through a one-way glass window that happened to look into the room that wasn't secret (I had it installed so I could hide when the gnomes came to get me and I'd know when to come out...why is everyone staring at me!) and they noticed the villians were playing...twister and Hojo was losing because he's not all that smart when it comes to color coded games. Anyway, they also noticed a mysterious pot in one of the rooms corners and it was moving. Quickly, they assumed the only reasonable explanation. There was a monster under the pot and it ate the author! Then they realized that this fic would have ended if the author died and that it had to be the author. Then they quickly formulated a complicated plan that relied on help from all of their friends. Then they came up with a better one and Yuffie snuck out of the secret room and grabbed the pot with the author in it, then replaced it with the barrel of monkeys.
One of the villians who had lost already walked over to the barrel, intent on checking on the author. When Naraku (HA HA! he lost!) opened it he let out a loud cry. Meanwhile the heros, who were still staring at Vash, heard the loud yell and rushed to authors booth. They threw open the door and noticed a sight that scared them for life. Well at least for the next five minutes. Okay it didn't scar them at all, you happy *author runs off to cry somewhere...meanies*. Inside the villians were all playing twister with a barrel's worth of monkeys. The monkeys were winning. Yeah the villians are that bad. Anyway, upon seeing the heros, the villians sprang into action. "Yo" every villian said at once and the heros all sweatdropped. Then, suddenly remebering that the heros were there to stop them, the villians got ready to fight. Then they were tackled by the monkeys. One of the villians manged to get up and it was the powerful, the fearsome, the moronic Hojo! Hojo looked at the heros and laughed an annoying laugh. He then uttered some words and summoned another Jenova creature, this one stranger than any before it. "Come and fight, Jenova-Giant Squid!" Hojo yelled then laughed manaically.
Everyone just stared for a second, then the giant squid appeared. Eveyone stared at it, and it grabbed the recently recovered Cait Sith and tried to eat him. Unfoutunatly for the squid, Cait Sith's a robot and when it bite him (can squids bite?.....What I can explain it! The squid bit Cait Sith because of a plot hole! Now, where did I put that barrel...) it got electricuted (is that how you spell that? do I even care how you spell that?) and was destoryed along with Cait Sith (Yeah! Now he's gone forever) Then Cait Sith three showed up (NNNOOOOOO!!). Hojo had a backup plan and quickly summoned his other creatures. "Destroy them all my Jenova-Doughnuts!" Now everyone saw a dozen doughnuts walk by and they were all really creeped out. Well, all except one. Vash the Stampede grinned really big and in less than a minute devoured every singel doughnut.
Out of Ideas, Hojo and the other villians came up with the only thing they could think of. "RUN AWAY!!" Hojo shouted, and all the villians scattered before the heros could stop them (how they managed to escape from a room with one door that was blocked by the heros I have no idea). The heros then started to search for the author but couldn't find him, until they noticed the secret room. They broke into the room and saw something they hadn't expected. Yuffie, Shippo, and the author were all sitting around watching t.v. while eating pizza and drinking pop.
Everyone just looked suprised until the author noticed them. "Bout time you guys got here" C.B. (wonder who that is?) said and got back to watching t.v. After everyone finally got done being suprised, they all left the author's booth after the author yelled at them because they hadn't had an actual fight in awhile. The author left to because I felt like it The heros all got back to their seats and the author found his own seat. Aeris went back to the ring and was preparing to announce the next fight. Meanwhile, the villians were regrouping. "Let's play Scrabble!" Hojo yelled and all the villians cheered...
Priview for Next Chapter:
There's going to be a fight! Oh and more stuff happens that I haven't thought of yet. Anyway stay tuned for the next exciting episode of "Swordsman Tournament"
A/N: Well I hope everyone liked the new chapter and if anyone has any ideas it would be a really good idea to give them to me please because I have no idea what I'm gonna do next chapter. I did have an interesing thought, though, and I was wondering if anyone would get mad if I let Sephiroth fight in his Kingdom Hearts form (you know, that really could coustume he had with the wing, and he also had all those really cool moves) Anyway, plese review and until next time, Bye Everyone!
A/N: Okay before you all begin the mob stabbing, I know I said I'd try to have this up by tuesday and now its sunday but I'm really sorry this just took longer to write than I thought. Okay now to thank all my loyal minions...uh...I mean reviewers! Anyway thanks to That girl next door for reviewing chapter Twelve, haruko-2020, I)void, Jesika Slayder, and silvawolf for reviewing chapter 13. So without any more stalling I'll get to the story, oh and because one of my reviewers mentioned it I'll try to get back to the actual fighting in either this chapter or next chapter. Well on with the fic.
Story: Swordsman thingy...I mean Tournament!
Chapter XIV (a.k.a. 14): The author gets freed! Those poor, poor villians!
While the heros stared in amazment at Vash, who was still petting Kurenko and wasn't being cut to ribbons, two people snuck to the back of the authors booth. These two people revealed themselves to be....Yuffie and Shippo. The two of them snuck on to the roof of the author's booth and started looking for a way to sneak inside. Finally, they saw an air vent and snuck into the author's booth. They didn't just sneak into any room though, because they snuck into the authors secret room. The walls were decorated with a lot of swords and guns (what I like swords and guns), as well as several boxes with food, a fridge full of Pepsi (I love Pepsi, that's why I captialized it), and a mysterious barrel (Ah! I said mysterious again!). Yuffie and Shippo walked towards the barrel and read the note that was written on the side of it.
"Caution, Barrel of Monkeys Only use in emergency or to hide plot holes" the note read, and Yuffie and Shippo looked through a one-way glass window that happened to look into the room that wasn't secret (I had it installed so I could hide when the gnomes came to get me and I'd know when to come out...why is everyone staring at me!) and they noticed the villians were playing...twister and Hojo was losing because he's not all that smart when it comes to color coded games. Anyway, they also noticed a mysterious pot in one of the rooms corners and it was moving. Quickly, they assumed the only reasonable explanation. There was a monster under the pot and it ate the author! Then they realized that this fic would have ended if the author died and that it had to be the author. Then they quickly formulated a complicated plan that relied on help from all of their friends. Then they came up with a better one and Yuffie snuck out of the secret room and grabbed the pot with the author in it, then replaced it with the barrel of monkeys.
One of the villians who had lost already walked over to the barrel, intent on checking on the author. When Naraku (HA HA! he lost!) opened it he let out a loud cry. Meanwhile the heros, who were still staring at Vash, heard the loud yell and rushed to authors booth. They threw open the door and noticed a sight that scared them for life. Well at least for the next five minutes. Okay it didn't scar them at all, you happy *author runs off to cry somewhere...meanies*. Inside the villians were all playing twister with a barrel's worth of monkeys. The monkeys were winning. Yeah the villians are that bad. Anyway, upon seeing the heros, the villians sprang into action. "Yo" every villian said at once and the heros all sweatdropped. Then, suddenly remebering that the heros were there to stop them, the villians got ready to fight. Then they were tackled by the monkeys. One of the villians manged to get up and it was the powerful, the fearsome, the moronic Hojo! Hojo looked at the heros and laughed an annoying laugh. He then uttered some words and summoned another Jenova creature, this one stranger than any before it. "Come and fight, Jenova-Giant Squid!" Hojo yelled then laughed manaically.
Everyone just stared for a second, then the giant squid appeared. Eveyone stared at it, and it grabbed the recently recovered Cait Sith and tried to eat him. Unfoutunatly for the squid, Cait Sith's a robot and when it bite him (can squids bite?.....What I can explain it! The squid bit Cait Sith because of a plot hole! Now, where did I put that barrel...) it got electricuted (is that how you spell that? do I even care how you spell that?) and was destoryed along with Cait Sith (Yeah! Now he's gone forever) Then Cait Sith three showed up (NNNOOOOOO!!). Hojo had a backup plan and quickly summoned his other creatures. "Destroy them all my Jenova-Doughnuts!" Now everyone saw a dozen doughnuts walk by and they were all really creeped out. Well, all except one. Vash the Stampede grinned really big and in less than a minute devoured every singel doughnut.
Out of Ideas, Hojo and the other villians came up with the only thing they could think of. "RUN AWAY!!" Hojo shouted, and all the villians scattered before the heros could stop them (how they managed to escape from a room with one door that was blocked by the heros I have no idea). The heros then started to search for the author but couldn't find him, until they noticed the secret room. They broke into the room and saw something they hadn't expected. Yuffie, Shippo, and the author were all sitting around watching t.v. while eating pizza and drinking pop.
Everyone just looked suprised until the author noticed them. "Bout time you guys got here" C.B. (wonder who that is?) said and got back to watching t.v. After everyone finally got done being suprised, they all left the author's booth after the author yelled at them because they hadn't had an actual fight in awhile. The author left to because I felt like it The heros all got back to their seats and the author found his own seat. Aeris went back to the ring and was preparing to announce the next fight. Meanwhile, the villians were regrouping. "Let's play Scrabble!" Hojo yelled and all the villians cheered...
Priview for Next Chapter:
There's going to be a fight! Oh and more stuff happens that I haven't thought of yet. Anyway stay tuned for the next exciting episode of "Swordsman Tournament"
A/N: Well I hope everyone liked the new chapter and if anyone has any ideas it would be a really good idea to give them to me please because I have no idea what I'm gonna do next chapter. I did have an interesing thought, though, and I was wondering if anyone would get mad if I let Sephiroth fight in his Kingdom Hearts form (you know, that really could coustume he had with the wing, and he also had all those really cool moves) Anyway, plese review and until next time, Bye Everyone!