chapter 1
"Now Hiei you'll have to act at least a little civilized in school." said Yusuke with an amused expression on his face.
"Yeah," said Kuwabara "you'll have to act normal."
Yusuke,Kuwabara,Kurama,and Hiei were all walking to school and today was the first day of school and Hiei's first day of ever being in school. (heh,heh.Evil laughter)
"Than I'll be sure not to take any advice from you." said Hiei.
"What did you say?!" asked Kuwabara now very pissed off. He aimed a punch at Hiei, but missed completely and instead slammed it rate into a light poll. Yusuke started laughing so hard that he almost fell over, while Kurama struggled to stifle his laughter. Behind them they heard a couple of giggles and some whispering. A rather large group of girls were following them to school.
"Who are they?" asked Hiei looking to see who was following them.
"Who?" said Yusuke obviously not paying any attention to the girls. (Or anybody else for that matter.) "Oh, thats Kurama's fan club. They go where he goes. Where ever he is there will always be 5 or 6 girls wanting his autograph. Isn't that right Kurama?"
"That's not true." said Kurama being the cool,modest person that he was. "They don't want my autograph. They're ..."
Just then one of the girls from the group behind them came running up to them. "Can you sign my yearbook pppllleeeeaaassseeee?" she asked Kurama practically begging him to sign the yearbook from last year. (Desperate isn't she?)
Kurama obviously not expecting this said "Uhhh..." (seeing the look on her face)"Of course!"
When they finally reached the school Hiei took one look at it and asked "Why am I coming to this hell hole anyway?" (Ask myself the same question every day.)
Yusuke said "Uhhh...oh yeah.(Hasn't had his morning coffee.)There's some demon in the school posing as a student. Koenma wants you to see if you sense any demons at the Jr. High while Kurama watches the High school. Oh, and make sure you use his human name at school. It's Suiichi."
"Well I'm off to the High school. See you guys later." said Kurama. (sad face. Fan club follows)
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei continued to walk towards the middle school, when they noticed that everyone was staring at Hiei.
" What are you looking at?!" Yusuke yelled at everyone in the area. Nobody dared to take a glance at them until they got inside the school, where there were plenty of other people to stare at him. Kuwabara, finally noticing what everyone was staring at, said "Come on, he's not that interesting."
Yusuke couldn't figure out what was going on. There were plenty of other new students who looked more out of place than Hiei did. Why. . . (suddenly hitting him)Hiei wasn't wearing the school uniform! Sure, Yusuke wasn't wearing it either but, everyone was used to that by now. Hiei was wearing his regular black with a white headband. Hiei looked more out of place than Kuwabara in a skirt!!! (Don't picture that image in your mind! It's scary! AHHH!!!) It took Yusuke's tiny brain a little while to register that Hiei also had his sword.
'Great,'though Yusuke 'This demon's gonna find Hiei before Hiei finds him,and more importantly,the principal might find him and get him expelled on the first day. That'll be record time. The headlines will read:"Five minutes upon entering Yusuke's school(What's his schools name?)Hiei got expelled and killed the principal. . . wait that could be a good thing. Well, theres no way in hell that Hiei's gonna change into any school uniform.' (Wow. That was way to much thinking for Yusuke)
"Uhhh. . . Hiei?" said Yusuke. It was worth a try.
"Hn."
"You might want to change cloths cause . . .uhhh. . ."
"Cause you stand out like. . . like Michael Jackson anywhere." Kuwabara finished for him. (Sorry to any Michael Jackson fans out there! I couldn't resist!)
"Hn, not likely." said Hiei.
"If the principal catches ya ur' screwed. He's not gonna be sympathetic because it's the first day. Trust me, I've learned from experience." said Yusuke with a distasteful expression on his face.
"Yeah," said Kuwabara,"the second some idiot starts spreading word by shouting it across the halls, is the second the principal is going to expel you."
"I'd like to see him try." said Hiei with an amused look on his face at the thought of a human, forcing him to do something.
Next second they heard someone down the hall a ways shouting "GET OUT OF MY WAY!"
"Thats definitely him!" said Yusuke a slight wave of panic came over his face.
Hiei, not knowing what was going on, got shoved into the nearest locker by Yusuke and Kuwabara when the principal was about 10' away. Yusuke and Kuwabara tried to look innocent. (They weren't very successful either)
"Alright you two better tell me right now where this kid friend of yours is." said the principal.(Someone please tell me what Yusuke's principals name is!)
" Well sir, I'm afraid I don't have any friends so I'm afraid I can't help you." said Yusuke in a mock sweet tone of voice.
"You know what I'm talking about Yerameshi.(?) The kid you were seen with, the kid with the sword. If you don't tell me I'm going to suspend you. And don't think I won't. You know I will." said the principal eying them both suspiciously.
Yusuke still trying to look innocent and still being very unsuccessful, said "Kid with a sword? I don't know any kid with a sword. What makes you think I would know anybody like that?"
Just then the locker door of the locker they had stuffed Hiei into, went flying across the hall and slammed into another locker, rate behind Yusuke. Yusuke, not daring to look behind him, just stood there with a foolish, innocent grin on his face.
'Koenma what were you thinking. . .'
Thats da end of chap 1 ya'll! Sorry if my grammar sucks and all and I know your all disappointed that you didn't see much of Kurama in this chap. I know I was!!! I hope to put him in the next chap. If any of yous has gots any ideas for the next chapters please let me know! I'm fresh out!!! R&R peoples!!!