Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII and I never will *sigh*
A/N: Okay this took me awhile to write. Anyway your not here to listen to me rant (or are you?) so I'll just thank my reviewers and get this chapter started. Thanks to Haruko-2020 for reviewing my last chapter and thanks to Goth Girle Girl for reviewing my first chapter. Anyway on with something!
Story: I give you three guesses and the first two don't count
Chapter Sixteen: Ramen is good......I like cheese!
The villians were still playing Scrabble (remember, there idiots) and is was now the turn of the greatest villian ever, the evil mastermind who could control the minds of thousands, the man who created one of the most feared villians ever, the one the only...Idiot!..oh I mean Hojo! Hojo happily place down several letters in an attempt to spell "Biology" to prove he was a scientifif genius. The other villians looked over his work and remained silent. Then one of them decided to speak up.
"You spelled Berk wrong" Knives said.
"What! You dare to challenge me, you fool!" Hojo shouted at the top of his lungs, nearly giving away the hiding spot of the villians
"I'm pretty sure "Berk" is spelled B-E-R-K, not B-U-R-K-E" Legato chipped in, trying to defend his "Master" (Personally, Legato calling Knives "master" kinda creeped me out)
Hojo got mad when he realized that he had indeed misspelled the world. He got so mad he threw away the "B" not knowing the consequences of this action. Elsewhere, Cloud was still fuming because the author kept trying to embarass him and everyone was laughing at him. He turned around and started to storm off, but fate intervened and Cloud stepped on the discarded "B" from the scrabble game (DUN DUN DUN!!....sorry) Cloud slipped on the "B" and immediatly fell back into Tifa, who then fell back into the rest of the FFVII crew and to make this a lot shorter because I'm lazy, everyone with the exceptions of Aeris, Hojo, and Sephiorth was on the ground. (I left Sephiroth some dignity)
The author was the first one to get up (Because I'm special.....why is everyone staring at me?!?!) and the first thing he noticed was that he was stuck in a pile of videogame/anime characters. Thinking quickly (OWWWW!!...your getting sick of these joke aren't you?) the author pulled out the only thing that could save him (his life was in danger, as was everyone elses, because there in a pile with Barret and they all knew he was gonna get mad and start shooting his gun like an idiot) he started to pry the characters apart with...THE CROWBAR OF THE APOCALYPTIC SHOOOM!! (Okay even I don't know what I was thinking when I named that). After prying all the characters apart (and swiping all their gil, even though I can just make some) the author noticed something else that made him grin evilly. When everyone fell down Cloud and Tifa fell down on top of each other (I wonder if I'm torturing them to much.....nah!)
"GET A ROOM!" C.B. (aka the author) shouted and started to laugh. Unfortunaly for C.B., Cloud had just woke up and hearing this was to much for him.
"THAT'S IT!" Cloud yelled and started to stalk over to C.B. with his sword out and an evil look on his face.
"uh oh" C.B. said then started to rumage through his pocket and decided to do somthing really stupid. "LOOSE CHANGE ATTACK!" C.B. yelled and threw some loose change at Cloud. Cloud got hit and was thrown back, and C.B. just stared for a second before remebering that throwing money was actually an attack in Final Fantasy games. Cloud got up and looked even angrier than before.
"OMNISLASH!!" and you can guess what happened. Except that while Cloud was brutally (very brutally) hurting the author, he accidentaly knicked Sephiroth's hair. It was very bad and only a single string of hair hit the ground. Then everyone stopped and stared. Sephiroth just looked at it for a second, then looked like he was getting really angry. Finally he snapped. Sephiroth ran away crying (So much for leaving him some dignity). This suprised everybody, well everyboyd except one guy, but we killed him so it would suprise everybody. Anyway, getting away from my very strange way of thinking, everyone was suprised because Sephiroh ran off crying. Then they all stood around because we have nothing to do. Someone coughed. Then they all realized they should probably be LOOKING for Sephiroth and they all started to go looking. They found him five hours later (time flies when you use filler!) hiding under something I'm not going to tell you because I'm to lazy to think of somethig for him to hide under *takes a deep breath because he said a very long sentence in...one...breath (Passes Out)* Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, and C.B. all stood around Sephiroth feeling odd, having no idea what to do. Luckily Sephiroth did something.
"I'LL KILL YOU!!" Sephiroth yelled well strangling Cloud. Then a metal rod hit him in the head (I'll give you one guess who that was). Sephiroth stopped choking Cloud and just stood there. "That hurt" he said very calmly, then passed out. Everyone just stared at the One-Winged Angel for a second. Then Aeris spoke up.
"...opps..." she said then giggled. Everyone back away from the supposedley innocent flower girl. Meanwhile the villians came up with another evil plan.
"I've got a thing here that does something" Hojo yelled and all the villians cheered (Idiots!)...
Priview for Next Chapter:
What are the villians going to do know? When will I get off my lazy ass and have Sephiroth fight Inuyasha? Will I ever start updating faster (Probably not)? Tune in next time to find these answears and more, or less, or maybe just those answears on the next exciting chapter of "Swordsman Tournament!" *cue lens flash*
A/N: Wow I didn't have much inspiration when I started this chapter, but I think it turned out pretty well. Hope everyone liked it and please review. Bye!
A/N: Okay this took me awhile to write. Anyway your not here to listen to me rant (or are you?) so I'll just thank my reviewers and get this chapter started. Thanks to Haruko-2020 for reviewing my last chapter and thanks to Goth Girle Girl for reviewing my first chapter. Anyway on with something!
Story: I give you three guesses and the first two don't count
Chapter Sixteen: Ramen is good......I like cheese!
The villians were still playing Scrabble (remember, there idiots) and is was now the turn of the greatest villian ever, the evil mastermind who could control the minds of thousands, the man who created one of the most feared villians ever, the one the only...Idiot!..oh I mean Hojo! Hojo happily place down several letters in an attempt to spell "Biology" to prove he was a scientifif genius. The other villians looked over his work and remained silent. Then one of them decided to speak up.
"You spelled Berk wrong" Knives said.
"What! You dare to challenge me, you fool!" Hojo shouted at the top of his lungs, nearly giving away the hiding spot of the villians
"I'm pretty sure "Berk" is spelled B-E-R-K, not B-U-R-K-E" Legato chipped in, trying to defend his "Master" (Personally, Legato calling Knives "master" kinda creeped me out)
Hojo got mad when he realized that he had indeed misspelled the world. He got so mad he threw away the "B" not knowing the consequences of this action. Elsewhere, Cloud was still fuming because the author kept trying to embarass him and everyone was laughing at him. He turned around and started to storm off, but fate intervened and Cloud stepped on the discarded "B" from the scrabble game (DUN DUN DUN!!....sorry) Cloud slipped on the "B" and immediatly fell back into Tifa, who then fell back into the rest of the FFVII crew and to make this a lot shorter because I'm lazy, everyone with the exceptions of Aeris, Hojo, and Sephiorth was on the ground. (I left Sephiroth some dignity)
The author was the first one to get up (Because I'm special.....why is everyone staring at me?!?!) and the first thing he noticed was that he was stuck in a pile of videogame/anime characters. Thinking quickly (OWWWW!!...your getting sick of these joke aren't you?) the author pulled out the only thing that could save him (his life was in danger, as was everyone elses, because there in a pile with Barret and they all knew he was gonna get mad and start shooting his gun like an idiot) he started to pry the characters apart with...THE CROWBAR OF THE APOCALYPTIC SHOOOM!! (Okay even I don't know what I was thinking when I named that). After prying all the characters apart (and swiping all their gil, even though I can just make some) the author noticed something else that made him grin evilly. When everyone fell down Cloud and Tifa fell down on top of each other (I wonder if I'm torturing them to much.....nah!)
"GET A ROOM!" C.B. (aka the author) shouted and started to laugh. Unfortunaly for C.B., Cloud had just woke up and hearing this was to much for him.
"THAT'S IT!" Cloud yelled and started to stalk over to C.B. with his sword out and an evil look on his face.
"uh oh" C.B. said then started to rumage through his pocket and decided to do somthing really stupid. "LOOSE CHANGE ATTACK!" C.B. yelled and threw some loose change at Cloud. Cloud got hit and was thrown back, and C.B. just stared for a second before remebering that throwing money was actually an attack in Final Fantasy games. Cloud got up and looked even angrier than before.
"OMNISLASH!!" and you can guess what happened. Except that while Cloud was brutally (very brutally) hurting the author, he accidentaly knicked Sephiroth's hair. It was very bad and only a single string of hair hit the ground. Then everyone stopped and stared. Sephiroth just looked at it for a second, then looked like he was getting really angry. Finally he snapped. Sephiroth ran away crying (So much for leaving him some dignity). This suprised everybody, well everyboyd except one guy, but we killed him so it would suprise everybody. Anyway, getting away from my very strange way of thinking, everyone was suprised because Sephiroh ran off crying. Then they all stood around because we have nothing to do. Someone coughed. Then they all realized they should probably be LOOKING for Sephiroth and they all started to go looking. They found him five hours later (time flies when you use filler!) hiding under something I'm not going to tell you because I'm to lazy to think of somethig for him to hide under *takes a deep breath because he said a very long sentence in...one...breath (Passes Out)* Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, and C.B. all stood around Sephiroth feeling odd, having no idea what to do. Luckily Sephiroth did something.
"I'LL KILL YOU!!" Sephiroth yelled well strangling Cloud. Then a metal rod hit him in the head (I'll give you one guess who that was). Sephiroth stopped choking Cloud and just stood there. "That hurt" he said very calmly, then passed out. Everyone just stared at the One-Winged Angel for a second. Then Aeris spoke up.
"...opps..." she said then giggled. Everyone back away from the supposedley innocent flower girl. Meanwhile the villians came up with another evil plan.
"I've got a thing here that does something" Hojo yelled and all the villians cheered (Idiots!)...
Priview for Next Chapter:
What are the villians going to do know? When will I get off my lazy ass and have Sephiroth fight Inuyasha? Will I ever start updating faster (Probably not)? Tune in next time to find these answears and more, or less, or maybe just those answears on the next exciting chapter of "Swordsman Tournament!" *cue lens flash*
A/N: Wow I didn't have much inspiration when I started this chapter, but I think it turned out pretty well. Hope everyone liked it and please review. Bye!