Disclaimer: I should say something here, but I don't feel like it
A/N: Well, I'm back! *everyone screams and runs away*.......anyways, I'd like to thank Haruko-2020, and AnnatheAncient for reviewing the last chapter and in case I confused anyone with that Scrabble game and the word "berk" I don't know what it means either it was a suggestion from a reviewer. Oh and when Hojo says "Biology" he was supposed to say "Berk" but I was kinda distracted when I wrote that part and I didn't notice it before I posted it. I would replace it, but it makes Hojo look stupid so I probably won't. On with the fic I guess.
Story: Sharp-point things are fun!
Chapter Seventeen: Sephiroth likes to hurt things (DUH!!)
Everyone was waiting around for Sephiroth to wake up. With nothing better to do, they all started yelling at the author because they realized he had stolen all of their money. The author was outraged at their outrageous (and true) claim that he would steal from them.
"What makes you think I'd steal anything from you guys?" the author asked, trying to sound all high and mighty. Then the Ultima Weapon (you know, Cloud's best sword) fell out of his pocket (I don't want to know how it fit in C.B.'s pocket). Everyone stared at the sword, then at C.B. and Cloud looked really mad (I wonder why?).
"That's where my sword went! I'LL KILL YOU!!" Cloud yelled, and started to hurt the author. Again. Wow for my own fic, I sure get hurt a lot don't I? Anyways, as Cloud strangled the author and the other characters put in very little effort to save him, the villians secret diabolical new device was revealed!
"It's a karaoke machine" Knives said thoughtfully as Hojo revealed his newest thing he found in a dumpster.
"I know, isn't it great!?!" Hojo said excitedly, like a kid in a candy store. The other villians just stared and wondered how the hell they let such an idiot be there leader. As the villians were finally realizing how stupid they are, Hojo was busy plugging in his new machine. Unfortunatly for everyone, he plugged it into the stadium's speakers. Then as the villians were still arguing, Hojo did the most cruel act of villiany ever, an act that will be dreaded till the end of time. Hojo started to sing.
The reaction was instant. As soon as Hojo's horrible singing voice was heard over the speakers, everyone started to scream. After a few minutes of extreme pain and suffering affecting everyone but the oblivious and stupid Hojo, everyone passed out. Hojo just noticed this and got angry that everyone hadn't been listening to him, so he smashed the karoke machine then went off to plan another scheme.
Several months later, everyone finally wakes up from their Hojo induced nap. Noticing that everyone was awake, the author tries to make Inuyasha and Sephiorth head down to the ring. Unfortunatly, Inuyasha was eating Ramen at the time (He was hungry when he woke up.......Ramen is good for you!). After several hours of desperate struggle which I'm not going to describe because I'm lazy, Inuyasha started to get dragged down to the ring by Cloud and Vincent.
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Inuyasha screamed the whole way down, almost in tears from having been seperated from his Ramen (Ramen should always be capitalized, because it's just that good). Inuyasha then stormed onto the ring, hoping to end the fight quickly and get back to his Ramen. Aeris came up to the ring and started to announce the fighters.
"Over here we have the half-demon, Inuyasha!" She said and everyone cheered "And over here we have Sep....hey! where's Sephiroth!?!" It was true, Sephiorth wasn't in his corner. Inuyasha got an arrogant look on his face.
"Guess he was to scared to fight me!" Inuyasha said in his usual overconfident tone, and he started to walk out of the ring when he suddenly noticed a strange symbol in the sky. Everyone else noticed it to and a few seconds after it appeared, a beam of light shot down to the ground. Once the beam faded, everyone could clearly see Sephiroth, with his black angel-like wing. Sephiroth just smirked at Inuyasha and put his hand on the handle of the Masamune. The audience cheered as Aeris announced the fight was starting and Inuyasha started to charge at Sephiroth. Just as Inuyasha was about to hit Sephiroth, Sephiroth teleported behind him. As Sephiroth was about to end the battle with one slash, Inuyasha ducked from out of the way of Sephiroth's back attack and turned around to face Sephiroth.
Before Sephiroth could bring his guard up, Inuyasha punched him in the face and sent him skidding back several feet. As Sephiroth got up, he noticed that Inuyasha now had his giant sword in his hand. Sephiroth started to grumble about "People with oversized swords" and stuff like that and then, when Inuyasha was about to reach him, he sent up a pilliar of flame all around him. Unfortunatly for Sephiroth, Inuyasha's cloths protect him from fire. Leaping threw the flames, Inuyasha hit Sephiroth once again before he could even drop the flame pilliar, much less defend himself. Inuyasha was looking even more confident (If that's even possible) than usual when Sephiroth got back up. Sephiroth was about to say some witty retort like "You think that hurt me!" or something, when he noticed that Inuyasha was holding his sword above his head. As Inuyasha slashed downward, he cut through the Wind Scar, sending a large attack at Sephiroth.
Sephiorth's eyes widened in suprise as he saw the incoming attack and he raised his Masamune to stop it. For a few minutes they stood there, with Inuyasha's attack being blocked by the powerful Masamune. Then the golden flames of the Wind Scar attack overtook Sephiroth and the Masamune. Inuyasha was about to say something about the fight being to easy, when he noticed an outline in the golden flames that now covered part of the ring. Sephiroth stood there with only a few scratches on him and stared at Inuyasha with a smirk on his face.
"Come On!" Sephiroth yelled, and he started taunting Inuyasha. Inuyasha was more than happy to oblige him...
Priview for the Next Chapter:
Who will win in the fight between Sephiroth and Inuyasha? What scheme will Hojo come up with next? Why am I asking you all these questions? Find out int the next exciting chapter of "Swordsman Tournament"!
A/N: Sorry for stopping there, but I really can't decide who should win the next match. Please someone at least give me a suggestion on who you want to win. Anyway, I'll try to update real soon to make up for this cliffhanger. Just out of curiosity, does anyone know what Sephiroth says when he does the Sin Harvest attack in Kingdom Hearts, because to me it sounds like he says "Sin Harvest Angel" and I wanted to confirm it before I have him use that attack. Anyways, till next time, bye everybody!
A/N: Well, I'm back! *everyone screams and runs away*.......anyways, I'd like to thank Haruko-2020, and AnnatheAncient for reviewing the last chapter and in case I confused anyone with that Scrabble game and the word "berk" I don't know what it means either it was a suggestion from a reviewer. Oh and when Hojo says "Biology" he was supposed to say "Berk" but I was kinda distracted when I wrote that part and I didn't notice it before I posted it. I would replace it, but it makes Hojo look stupid so I probably won't. On with the fic I guess.
Story: Sharp-point things are fun!
Chapter Seventeen: Sephiroth likes to hurt things (DUH!!)
Everyone was waiting around for Sephiroth to wake up. With nothing better to do, they all started yelling at the author because they realized he had stolen all of their money. The author was outraged at their outrageous (and true) claim that he would steal from them.
"What makes you think I'd steal anything from you guys?" the author asked, trying to sound all high and mighty. Then the Ultima Weapon (you know, Cloud's best sword) fell out of his pocket (I don't want to know how it fit in C.B.'s pocket). Everyone stared at the sword, then at C.B. and Cloud looked really mad (I wonder why?).
"That's where my sword went! I'LL KILL YOU!!" Cloud yelled, and started to hurt the author. Again. Wow for my own fic, I sure get hurt a lot don't I? Anyways, as Cloud strangled the author and the other characters put in very little effort to save him, the villians secret diabolical new device was revealed!
"It's a karaoke machine" Knives said thoughtfully as Hojo revealed his newest thing he found in a dumpster.
"I know, isn't it great!?!" Hojo said excitedly, like a kid in a candy store. The other villians just stared and wondered how the hell they let such an idiot be there leader. As the villians were finally realizing how stupid they are, Hojo was busy plugging in his new machine. Unfortunatly for everyone, he plugged it into the stadium's speakers. Then as the villians were still arguing, Hojo did the most cruel act of villiany ever, an act that will be dreaded till the end of time. Hojo started to sing.
The reaction was instant. As soon as Hojo's horrible singing voice was heard over the speakers, everyone started to scream. After a few minutes of extreme pain and suffering affecting everyone but the oblivious and stupid Hojo, everyone passed out. Hojo just noticed this and got angry that everyone hadn't been listening to him, so he smashed the karoke machine then went off to plan another scheme.
Several months later, everyone finally wakes up from their Hojo induced nap. Noticing that everyone was awake, the author tries to make Inuyasha and Sephiorth head down to the ring. Unfortunatly, Inuyasha was eating Ramen at the time (He was hungry when he woke up.......Ramen is good for you!). After several hours of desperate struggle which I'm not going to describe because I'm lazy, Inuyasha started to get dragged down to the ring by Cloud and Vincent.
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Inuyasha screamed the whole way down, almost in tears from having been seperated from his Ramen (Ramen should always be capitalized, because it's just that good). Inuyasha then stormed onto the ring, hoping to end the fight quickly and get back to his Ramen. Aeris came up to the ring and started to announce the fighters.
"Over here we have the half-demon, Inuyasha!" She said and everyone cheered "And over here we have Sep....hey! where's Sephiroth!?!" It was true, Sephiorth wasn't in his corner. Inuyasha got an arrogant look on his face.
"Guess he was to scared to fight me!" Inuyasha said in his usual overconfident tone, and he started to walk out of the ring when he suddenly noticed a strange symbol in the sky. Everyone else noticed it to and a few seconds after it appeared, a beam of light shot down to the ground. Once the beam faded, everyone could clearly see Sephiroth, with his black angel-like wing. Sephiroth just smirked at Inuyasha and put his hand on the handle of the Masamune. The audience cheered as Aeris announced the fight was starting and Inuyasha started to charge at Sephiroth. Just as Inuyasha was about to hit Sephiroth, Sephiroth teleported behind him. As Sephiroth was about to end the battle with one slash, Inuyasha ducked from out of the way of Sephiroth's back attack and turned around to face Sephiroth.
Before Sephiroth could bring his guard up, Inuyasha punched him in the face and sent him skidding back several feet. As Sephiroth got up, he noticed that Inuyasha now had his giant sword in his hand. Sephiroth started to grumble about "People with oversized swords" and stuff like that and then, when Inuyasha was about to reach him, he sent up a pilliar of flame all around him. Unfortunatly for Sephiroth, Inuyasha's cloths protect him from fire. Leaping threw the flames, Inuyasha hit Sephiroth once again before he could even drop the flame pilliar, much less defend himself. Inuyasha was looking even more confident (If that's even possible) than usual when Sephiroth got back up. Sephiroth was about to say some witty retort like "You think that hurt me!" or something, when he noticed that Inuyasha was holding his sword above his head. As Inuyasha slashed downward, he cut through the Wind Scar, sending a large attack at Sephiroth.
Sephiorth's eyes widened in suprise as he saw the incoming attack and he raised his Masamune to stop it. For a few minutes they stood there, with Inuyasha's attack being blocked by the powerful Masamune. Then the golden flames of the Wind Scar attack overtook Sephiroth and the Masamune. Inuyasha was about to say something about the fight being to easy, when he noticed an outline in the golden flames that now covered part of the ring. Sephiroth stood there with only a few scratches on him and stared at Inuyasha with a smirk on his face.
"Come On!" Sephiroth yelled, and he started taunting Inuyasha. Inuyasha was more than happy to oblige him...
Priview for the Next Chapter:
Who will win in the fight between Sephiroth and Inuyasha? What scheme will Hojo come up with next? Why am I asking you all these questions? Find out int the next exciting chapter of "Swordsman Tournament"!
A/N: Sorry for stopping there, but I really can't decide who should win the next match. Please someone at least give me a suggestion on who you want to win. Anyway, I'll try to update real soon to make up for this cliffhanger. Just out of curiosity, does anyone know what Sephiroth says when he does the Sin Harvest attack in Kingdom Hearts, because to me it sounds like he says "Sin Harvest Angel" and I wanted to confirm it before I have him use that attack. Anyways, till next time, bye everybody!
