YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY! I'M BACK! . . . . finally. Well i'm very, VERY sorry that i haven't updated in like 6 months but: 1- my computer waz busted until about a month ago. 2- they removed one of my stories and banned me from updating rate after i got it fixed! GRRRRRR! 3- trying not to fail my finals. 4- writer's block . . . - 5- ummm . . . yeah. Just thought i needed to add that.

My annoying younger sibling is an official fanfic member as of 2 days ago so go read her stories! but read mine first! her name is Hiei'sTreeHuggingGirlfriend or HTHG as i will call her.

note: i will b using that dashy thingy (-) instead of the stary things cause they keep disappearing every time i edit.

Disclaimer: ummm . . . what waz i supposed to do here? Oh yeah! i unfortunately don't own YYH or anyone in my story except for the random psycho demon thats pulling pranks on the innocent ppl of YYH.

Chip 4!

Skipping the rest of that uneventful day we meet Yusuke and Kuwabara in detention writing lines. ( I know. I'm so original . . .)

" I . . . will . . . . . . skip . . . class . . . and yell . . . random things . . . like a . . . baka . . . in the . . . halls." said Yusuke reading and writing at the same time. (- gasp- he can multi task! Run for your lives! The apocalypse is coming! -screams- )

" I think he said we were supposed to write I will 'not' skip class and yell random things like a baka in the halls." said Kuwabara.

" Hmmm . . . no, I'm pretty sure he said we were supposed to."

" Ohhh . . ." ( starts erasing all the "not"'s in his lines.)

" By the way Kuwabara, thank you soooo much for helping today." said Yusuke sarcastically.

" For what?"

" For managing to get me 10 detentions in a matter of hours, shouting ' Hiei! Where fort art thou Hiei?' all over the school! And for what! We still haven't found him!"

" It's not my fault that stupid ningen ran off on us!" retorted Kuwabara getting very defensive, " He probably sensed Mr. Cough Drops demon ki (1) and ran as fast as - !" ( grrr . . . can't think of any clichés!)

" Hn."

" Don't tell me. . . it's Hiei. Damn it! How ever time the baka talks behind the more awesome character's back, they always get caught! Why! Why Lord, why! Send me a sign Lord!" the baka falls to his knees and starts crying up to the ceiling for answers to his meaningless questions.

very fake clearing of throat noise- " This is God." a very cheap imitation voice says from behind Kuwabara, " I am here to provide answers to your meaningless questions . . . You ask why do baka's, like yourself, always get caught talking behind awesome characters', like myself , back's? It tis' because nimrod's, like you, are too stupid to look behind their own backs and see who has caught them talking behind someone's back to begin with." (ugh . . . my head hurts . . .)

Kuwabara finally turns around to see were this horrible imitation is coming from. It's . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . more dots . . .. ... . . . . . . . ... ... Kurama? ( not who you were expecting was it?)

Yusuke immediately bursts out laughing. Kurama, also, starts laughing. But its not just any laughter . . . its . . . EVIL LAUGHTER!- gasp!-

Their laughter eventually fades off into silence . . . -birds chirping in back round- . . .

" Ummm . . . so uhh . . . where's Hiei?"

" We thought you'd know Mr. I'm- 300- years- old- and – I- KNOW- ALL!" yells Yusuke very pissed off. ( epp! I'm sorry! It wasn't my fault! Yusuke did it!- points finger and runs- )

" So you don't know where he is?" asks Kurama again, calmly.

Both nod their heads.

" You lost him!" said Kurama outraged. "Do you realize the severity of your actions! What you have done could cause pandemonium all over the living world!"

" Don't use so many big words! What did you say?"

" The consequences of your actions could be disastrous!"

" . . . "

" Argh! How much simpler do I have to make it for you!" uses elaborate hand motions " WORLD- GO- BOOM!"

" Ohhh!"

Kurama slaps his forehead.

" Sooo . . . ahhh . . . how are we gonna find Hiei?" asks Kuwabara.

" Hmmm . . . maybe we could use that demon whistle thingy that Botan used to find him before?" commented Yusuke, not to sure what it was actually called. ( I don't really know what it's called either . . .)

" Good idea! Why don't you go get it from Botan and then she can blow it when I'm not around!" said Kuwabara, fearing the thought of a pissed off Hiei having his eardrums blasted out again.

" Your coming with us." said Yusuke grabbing his arm to drag him out of the school. Kurama takes his other arm and smirks at his pathetic attempts to escape.

" But we haven't finished out lines yet! And we only served ten minutes of out first detention! protested Kuwabara.

" Really?" says Yusuke in disbelief, " Thats more than I've served in my entire life!" Yusuke looks behind his back at his watch and turns the knobby thing until its an hour ahead. " Hmm . . . but it looks to me like our detention ended ten minutes ago." pulls his watch out and pretends to examine it thoughtfully.

" Wow. That was fast." he turns around and looks at the schools clock. " They need to get their clocks fixed. Their kinda screwed."

Kurama shakes his head. ' How did he ever make it this far with that amount of brain cells?' he dismisses the thought in amazment, " Lets just get out of here for now and find Hiei, okay?" he and Yusuke pick up Kuwabara to throw him in a bush just outside the window. " Uhhhh . . . Yusuke you may -" Yusuke throws him.

" OWWW! That was a rose bush you dumbass!"

Kurama frowns in disapproval as Yusuke snickers at the look on Kuwabara's face. Yusuke and Kurama climb out the schools window, instead of the classroom door, to avoid anymore interaction with the teachers, who were no doubt going to be watching them like hawks.

" Opps! I didn't know!" said Yusuke still trying to act innocent, and having great failure at doing so, as Kuwabara gets back up and starts pulling thorns from his ass.

" Sure. Just like the time you 'accidentally' knocked me out of a two story window and said you tripped."

" Hey! . . . I did push you out of that window on purpose! But I really didn't know that was a rose bush!" yelled an outraged Yusuke.

" Yeah. I bet those red flowers and pointy thorns were all just a figment of your imagination."

Yusuke gets reeeaaallllyyy mad at this and starts fighting with Kuwabara unto the next chip . . .

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1- ki – energy

yeah! chip 4 finished!and the last day of school 4 the year is over! life is good . . . hmm . . . new song on the radio by Crossfade. It's AWESOME! if u haven't heard it go listen to it right NOW! . . . WAIT! RandR first. - okay, so if u want another chip up b4 6 months from now i strongly suggest you send ideas w/ur reviews. My writer's block is gone now, . . . but i never know when its gonna come back- looks over shoulder suspiciously- its not gonna sneak up on me this time . . . anyways R and R if you want the next chip! Then go read HTHG's story!