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A/N: Sorry if it took awhile to update and I really meant to update sooner because I got some great ideas from my reviewers, but I was trying to work on my other fic (which I have recently discovered I know have a major case of writer's block with) and got kind of distracted from writing the next chapter of this. Anywas, time to thank the reviewers so thanks to silvawolf for reviewing chapters 15, 16, and 17, Haruko-2020, AnnatheAncient, Angry-Vegeta, and uragainstme for reviewing chapters 16 and 17. Oh and since one of my reviewers asked Ramen is basically a bowl of noodles, and I apologize for not clarifiying that and just assuming everyone knew what it was. Now on to the fic.
Story: Swordsman Tournament
Chapter Eighteen: DUN DUN DUN!!!
While Sephiroth and Inuyasha were fighting and all the heros were distracted (They were watching the fight.....you probably already guessed that), something sinister was happening in a recently built super secret underground lab beneath the place the tournament's at. In the secret lab was a scientist, the only man who was immune to the several month long nap that affected everyone else in the stadium. That's right it's Hojo! the world's greatist scientific moron! Something was wrong, however, as Hojo wasn't doing something really stupid. As a matter of fact, he was working on some strangely colored vials and was actually acting intelligent (author faints).................(wakes up) uh...anyway, Hojo was working on some strange substance. With an evil laugh he loaded it into an even stranger machine. Then he did what all great villians do and revealed his plan, therby ruining any form of plot this fic might have had (phew! for a second there I thought there was a plot to this).
"With my new machine that I haven't named yet, I will alter this fic and make really weird stuff happen in it!! I can do this since in the months that everyone was passed out I developed several viruses that infect fics and alter the characters and contnet of the fic. Why did I just reveal my master plan when noone's around?" Then a moogle riding a chocoboo showed up. It stared at Hojo. Hojo stared at it. It stared at Hojo. Hojo stared at it. It stared at..well, you get the picture. Well the staring contest was going on, the machine injected the "Random Insanity" virus into the fic...(Like we don't have enough random insantiy as it is).
Meanwhile, the author and everyone else were enjoying the fight when it happened.
"My author sense is tingling!" C.B. said and everyone stared at him.
"Don't rip off SpiderMan!!" they all screamed at once, since there all apparently big SpiderMan fans.
"I'm serious somethings..." The author didn't get to finish, however, as the second he said he was serious all the character started laughing. C.B. glared at them. They kept laughing. C.B. started to tap his foot and glare at them. Still laughing. A vein stared to pop out of C.B.'s head. Guess what the characters are still doing. "THAT"S IT!!" C.B. yelled angrily. Then he prepared to smite them (smite is such a great word). Then a pig hit him. Seriously.
"What the hell?" All the character said at once, which is really, really creepy. Elsewhere, the villians with the excpetion of Hojo were standing near a strange machine.
"How do you like the new 'Pigcapult'" Narku said in an excited voice. All of the other villians stared at him and were wondering if he was as stupid as or dumber than Hojo.
"Why would we want a 'Pigcapult'?" Knives asked in his 'I hate all spiders' tone of voice.
"It's fun!!" Narku yelled, then started to run around in circles. The villians couldn't believe it, but they were actually starting to miss having Hojo around. Meanwhile, the author finally started to recove from his blos from the UFP (Unidentified Flying Pig).
"Like I was trying to tell you, something's wrong with this fic" C.B. said and everyone nodded, obviously thinking there was also something wrong with my head. Anyways, the author continued to say stuff that was probably important so we should listen to it. "The fic's been...altered!" C.B. said, expecting everyone to gasp. Someone coughed. Crickets chirped. C.B. said and continued talking. "The Fic's been injected with a 'Random Insanity' virus!!" He said in a tone that sounded like this was important. Once again, everything was silent. The author, noticing that the charcters had no idea what a 'Random Insanity' virus could do, pointed out the most insane thing happening that he could find, which just happened to be what was happening in the ring. Everyone looked and finally realized something was very wrong. Despite all the crazy stuff that's happened so far in this fic, they'd never noticed anything like this before. Inuyasha was flooding the ring with a giant bowl of Ramen (where the hell did he get that?) Everyone continued to stare as Sephiroth ran around in circles and Inuyasha laughed manically. Meanwhile, in the secret lab, Hojo's machine started to prepare to get ready to inject the next virus into the fic. The label on the virus (Since Hojo labled them conviently) read: "OOC Virus"...
Priview for Next Chapter"
More Insane things happen. Can the character stop Hojo from doing more odd things to the fic? Will everyone get infected with the OOC virus? Will I ever shut up (Hell NO!)? Tune in next time to find out. Same fic Time, same fic URL!
A/N: I hope everyone liked this chapter, and I'll try to get the next one up soon. Until then, Bye Everyone! Oh and thanks for giving me over 70 Reviews!
A/N: Sorry if it took awhile to update and I really meant to update sooner because I got some great ideas from my reviewers, but I was trying to work on my other fic (which I have recently discovered I know have a major case of writer's block with) and got kind of distracted from writing the next chapter of this. Anywas, time to thank the reviewers so thanks to silvawolf for reviewing chapters 15, 16, and 17, Haruko-2020, AnnatheAncient, Angry-Vegeta, and uragainstme for reviewing chapters 16 and 17. Oh and since one of my reviewers asked Ramen is basically a bowl of noodles, and I apologize for not clarifiying that and just assuming everyone knew what it was. Now on to the fic.
Story: Swordsman Tournament
Chapter Eighteen: DUN DUN DUN!!!
While Sephiroth and Inuyasha were fighting and all the heros were distracted (They were watching the fight.....you probably already guessed that), something sinister was happening in a recently built super secret underground lab beneath the place the tournament's at. In the secret lab was a scientist, the only man who was immune to the several month long nap that affected everyone else in the stadium. That's right it's Hojo! the world's greatist scientific moron! Something was wrong, however, as Hojo wasn't doing something really stupid. As a matter of fact, he was working on some strangely colored vials and was actually acting intelligent (author faints).................(wakes up) uh...anyway, Hojo was working on some strange substance. With an evil laugh he loaded it into an even stranger machine. Then he did what all great villians do and revealed his plan, therby ruining any form of plot this fic might have had (phew! for a second there I thought there was a plot to this).
"With my new machine that I haven't named yet, I will alter this fic and make really weird stuff happen in it!! I can do this since in the months that everyone was passed out I developed several viruses that infect fics and alter the characters and contnet of the fic. Why did I just reveal my master plan when noone's around?" Then a moogle riding a chocoboo showed up. It stared at Hojo. Hojo stared at it. It stared at Hojo. Hojo stared at it. It stared at..well, you get the picture. Well the staring contest was going on, the machine injected the "Random Insanity" virus into the fic...(Like we don't have enough random insantiy as it is).
Meanwhile, the author and everyone else were enjoying the fight when it happened.
"My author sense is tingling!" C.B. said and everyone stared at him.
"Don't rip off SpiderMan!!" they all screamed at once, since there all apparently big SpiderMan fans.
"I'm serious somethings..." The author didn't get to finish, however, as the second he said he was serious all the character started laughing. C.B. glared at them. They kept laughing. C.B. started to tap his foot and glare at them. Still laughing. A vein stared to pop out of C.B.'s head. Guess what the characters are still doing. "THAT"S IT!!" C.B. yelled angrily. Then he prepared to smite them (smite is such a great word). Then a pig hit him. Seriously.
"What the hell?" All the character said at once, which is really, really creepy. Elsewhere, the villians with the excpetion of Hojo were standing near a strange machine.
"How do you like the new 'Pigcapult'" Narku said in an excited voice. All of the other villians stared at him and were wondering if he was as stupid as or dumber than Hojo.
"Why would we want a 'Pigcapult'?" Knives asked in his 'I hate all spiders' tone of voice.
"It's fun!!" Narku yelled, then started to run around in circles. The villians couldn't believe it, but they were actually starting to miss having Hojo around. Meanwhile, the author finally started to recove from his blos from the UFP (Unidentified Flying Pig).
"Like I was trying to tell you, something's wrong with this fic" C.B. said and everyone nodded, obviously thinking there was also something wrong with my head. Anyways, the author continued to say stuff that was probably important so we should listen to it. "The fic's been...altered!" C.B. said, expecting everyone to gasp. Someone coughed. Crickets chirped. C.B. said and continued talking. "The Fic's been injected with a 'Random Insanity' virus!!" He said in a tone that sounded like this was important. Once again, everything was silent. The author, noticing that the charcters had no idea what a 'Random Insanity' virus could do, pointed out the most insane thing happening that he could find, which just happened to be what was happening in the ring. Everyone looked and finally realized something was very wrong. Despite all the crazy stuff that's happened so far in this fic, they'd never noticed anything like this before. Inuyasha was flooding the ring with a giant bowl of Ramen (where the hell did he get that?) Everyone continued to stare as Sephiroth ran around in circles and Inuyasha laughed manically. Meanwhile, in the secret lab, Hojo's machine started to prepare to get ready to inject the next virus into the fic. The label on the virus (Since Hojo labled them conviently) read: "OOC Virus"...
Priview for Next Chapter"
More Insane things happen. Can the character stop Hojo from doing more odd things to the fic? Will everyone get infected with the OOC virus? Will I ever shut up (Hell NO!)? Tune in next time to find out. Same fic Time, same fic URL!
A/N: I hope everyone liked this chapter, and I'll try to get the next one up soon. Until then, Bye Everyone! Oh and thanks for giving me over 70 Reviews!